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    Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    :rotfl: it's two tyred :rofl1:


    Highlight my post to find the answer. Better guess before looking.
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    #2
    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Lool, that's so lame I actually cracked up
    O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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      #3
      Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

      :rotfl::rotfl:

      What did the Indian ocean tell to Atlantic ocean ?

      Nothing, they just WAVED

      Highlight above.
      “You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!”

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        #4
        Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

        Because it has no training wheels...


        OH was that meant to be a joke? I thought I had to answer
        إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

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          #5
          Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

          Originally posted by I See You View Post
          :rotfl::rotfl:

          What did the Indian ocean tell to Atlantic ocean ?

          Nothing, they just WAVED

          Highlight above.
          Meh I hate buzzkill jokes that has "nothing" as part of the punchline T_T

          Originally posted by ashmeo View Post
          :rotfl: it's two tyred :rofl1:


          Highlight my post to find the answer. Better guess before looking.
          Oh I can answer this another way

          Cuz bicycles don't have legs

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            #6
            Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

            Ah...corny jokes are my fav

            My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.


            You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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              #7
              Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

              Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
              Ah...corny jokes are my fav

              My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.


              You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
              Loool
              O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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                #8
                Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

                Because .......


                People are dying to get in.

                O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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                  #9
                  Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                  Originally posted by *sheba* View Post
                  Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

                  Because .......


                  People are dying to get in.

                  :rotfl: that's cute lool

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                    #10
                    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                    I can't see the joke. I've tried highlighting it with my phone but it doesn't work.

                    Looks like I'm gonna have to wait till I get in the computer

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                      #11
                      Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                      Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
                      :rotfl: that's cute lool
                      How is it cute? Lol, weirdo.

                      Anyway, share more corny jokes, pls :D
                      O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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                        #12
                        Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                        Guess who I saw today??





























                        Everyone I looked at
                        إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

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                          #13
                          Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                          Originally posted by *sheba* View Post
                          How is it cute? Lol, weirdo.

                          Anyway, share more corny jokes, pls :D
                          Cuz it's silly loool


                          What do you call it when Batman skips church?

                          Christian Bale

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                            #14
                            Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                            Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
                            Too many cheetahs

                            Lulz

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                              #15
                              Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                              ^ -.- irep smh

                              Why did the poor man sell yeast?



                              To raise some dough

                              LOL
                              Last edited by *sheba*; 27-03-16, 08:25 AM.
                              O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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