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    #31
    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Originally posted by ashmeo View Post
    It has a high cog because of the narrow base or and a narrow base?
    probz cos of the narrow base. What's your say mr. physics
    Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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      #32
      Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

      Lol this thread is funny :rotfl:
      "Let the days do as they please
      And be optimistic when destiny decrees
      Do not despair due to the events of the past
      For the events of this world were not meant to last"

      - Imam Shafi'i

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        #33
        Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

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          #34
          Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

          What did the onion say to the tomato in a race as it took the lead?






          Ketchup!

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            #35
            Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

            Originally posted by Deeni Akh View Post
            What did the onion say to the tomato in a race as it took the lead?






            Ketchup!
            :up:
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              #36
              Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

              Can I tell a dirty joke without incurring a refraction.
              It's a good one.
              Besides, is it haram to tell dirty jokes?

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                #37
                Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                Originally posted by lunar View Post
                Can I tell a dirty joke without incurring a refraction.
                It's a good one.
                Besides, is it haram to tell dirty jokes?
                Maybe if it's between you and your spouse it could be ok. Not sure. Ask a scholar. But please don't post those here. :jkk:
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                  #38
                  Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                  Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
                  Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
                  Too many cheetahs

                  Lulz
                  I missed this joke:rotfl:
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                    #39
                    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                    Originally posted by ugabs View Post
                    I'll tell you the shortest joke ever

                    'Two women were sitting quietly...'
                    and?



                    ohh lol.... -sigh
                    Indeed we belong to Allah,
                    and indeed to Him we will return.


                    Quran 2:156

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                      #40
                      Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                      Originally posted by I See You View Post
                      :rotfl::rotfl:

                      What did the Indian ocean tell to Atlantic ocean ?

                      Nothing, they just WAVED

                      Highlight above.
                      that actually made me lol
                      Indeed we belong to Allah,
                      and indeed to Him we will return.


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                        #41
                        Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                        Originally posted by iRepIslam View Post
                        Because it has no training wheels...


                        OH was that meant to be a joke? I thought I had to answer
                        :rotfl:
                        Indeed we belong to Allah,
                        and indeed to Him we will return.


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                          #42
                          Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                          Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.






                          How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
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                            #43
                            Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                            Why'd the coffee file a police report?

                            Because it got mugged! Hahahaha :rofl1:
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                              #44
                              Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                              Why'd the coffee file a police report?

                              Because it got mugged! Hahahaha :rofl1:
                              [MENTION=100941]*sheba*[/MENTION] :p

                              I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.:rotfl:
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                                #45
                                Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                                I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.


                                Where did John go after the explosion?

                                Everywhere!
                                ;)
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