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    #16
    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
    Cuz it's silly loool


    What do you call it when Batman skips church?

    Christian Bale
    :rotfl: :rotfl:
    O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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      #17
      Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

      Originally posted by *sheba* View Post
      ^ -.- irep smh

      Why did the poor man sell yeast?



      To raise some dough

      LOL
      :rotfl:

      That's cute too loooool

      Corny jokes are :love:

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        #18
        Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

        You can't lie my joke was funny I am dying.....
        إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

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          #19
          Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

          Originally posted by *sheba* View Post
          Lool, that's so lame I actually cracked up
          Feel free to add your own lame jokes too. lol

          Originally posted by Qiyamah View Post
          Meh I hate buzzkill jokes that has "nothing" as part of the punchline T_T




          Originally posted by I See You View Post
          :rotfl::rotfl:

          What did the Indian ocean tell to Atlantic ocean ?

          Nothing, they just WAVED

          Highlight above.
          lol. Should phrase the riddle differently for a chance of guessing the answer. Don't like the nothing answer either. lol

          Originally posted by iRepIslam View Post
          Because it has no training wheels...


          OH was that meant to be a joke? I thought I had to answer
          (It's too tired) (two tyred) get it?

          Oh I can answer this another way

          Cuz bicycles don't have legs

          You must be fun at parties. lol


          Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
          Ah...corny jokes are my fav

          My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.


          You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
          :rotfl: I like lame and punny jokes too.



          Originally posted by *sheba* View Post
          Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

          Because .......


          People are dying to get in.

          :rotfl:


          Originally posted by ~Umar~ View Post
          I can't see the joke. I've tried highlighting it with my phone but it doesn't work.

          Looks like I'm gonna have to wait till I get in the computer
          The bicycle was two tyred to stand on it's own. ;)

          Originally posted by iRepIslam View Post
          Guess who I saw today??





























          Everyone I looked at
          party pooper.
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            #20
            Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

            Doctor can't find a job!

            A Doctor can't find a job in any reputable hospital,so he opens a clinic near the law courts and puts a sign: "Get treatment for $20-if not cured,will give you $100."

            A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and turns up at the clinic.

            Lawyer:"doctor,i've lost my sense of taste."

            Doctor:"Nurse,please bring me medicine from box 22 and put three drops in this patient"s mouth."

            Lawyer:"This is kerosene."

            Doctor::congratulations sir ,your sense of taste is restored.That will be $20 thank you.The lawyer furious,and after a few days to recover his money.

            Lawyer:"i've lost my memory.i can't remember anything."

            Doctor:"Nurse, please bring me the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in this patient's mouth."

            Lawyer This is kerosene.You gave this to me last time."

            Doctor:"congratulations again sir.You regained your memory. That will be $20 thank you."

            The lawyer is fuming,but returns a week later determined to collect $100.

            Lawyer;"My eyesight has become incredibly weak and i can hardly see anything."

            Doctor:" Sir, i dont have any medicine for that,so please accept this $100 note.

            Lawyer:"but this is $20,not $100"Doctor:"congratulations sir, your eyesight is fully restored."That will be $20 thank you."



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            Hopefully it'll relief some stress everyone's facing.
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              #21
              Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

              ^

              :rofl1:

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                #22
                Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                Originally posted by ~Umar~ View Post
                ^

                :rofl1:
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                  #23
                  Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                  Originally posted by ashmeo View Post
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                  Lol is this the new funny pictures thread

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                    #24
                    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                    Guess what?


                    Chicken Butt
                    The Prophet (saw) advised to: “Take benefit of five before five: Your youth before your old age, your health before your sickness, your wealth before your poverty, your free time before you are preoccupied, and your life before your death
                    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgE...kS-Qi3nf3tcvPw

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                      #25
                      Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                      Why are the silliest jokes the funniest... :rotfl:
                      ▪️••• 〰 Say what you wish in abuse of me, for my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response, but rather it does not befit the lion to answer the dogs. 〰 •••▪️

                      ~ IMAM SHAFI'I RH

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                        #26
                        Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                        I'll tell you the shortest joke ever

                        'Two women were sitting quietly...'
                        Believe
                        there is
                        good in the world

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                          #27
                          Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                          Not really a joke. This is a real life incident.

                          A very close, senior relative was sat laughing. When he could stop, he gathered himself and said:
                          "An idiot laughs 4 times when he says something funny.
                          First, he laughs while he thinks about what he is about to say.
                          Then, he laughs in the middle of saying it.
                          Then, he laughs at the end of saying it.
                          Then, he laughs again a few moments later, recalling what he'd just said."

                          I sat there open-mouthed, battling to stop myself, but how could I not laugh as
                          I'd just witnessed a perfect demonstration
                          ? :|
                          Last edited by Fakhri; 27-03-16, 02:02 PM.
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                            #28
                            Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                            Originally posted by ashmeo View Post
                            :rotfl: it's two tyred :rofl1:


                            Highlight my post to find the answer. Better guess before looking.
                            It has a high centre of gravity and a narrow base

                            what studying physics does to you
                            Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                              #29
                              Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                              Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
                              It has a high centre of gravity and a narrow base

                              what studying physics does to you
                              It has a high cog because of the narrow base or and a narrow base?
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                                #30
                                Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

                                Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
                                Ah...corny jokes are my fav

                                My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.


                                You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
                                لَمْ يَلِدْ وَلَمْ يُولَدْ
                                سورة الإخلاص

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