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  • #46
    Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

    I dont think that there is any manual to ensure pleasing a wife... womens needs are all different!

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    • #47
      Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

      Originally posted by LailaTheMuslim View Post
      Finally a positive reminder in the marriage section

      Really ?

      Did you miss the bit where he said you should beat your wife if she refuses intercourse.

      I mean, he did say she should be beaten lightly, so that's ok, right ?

      If theres one thing that will make any woman happy its getting slapped around a bit for refusing sex. Secret of a happy marriage right there folks.
      ''....And from the best ways of dealing with the ignorant is to ignore and avoid them. This is because if you debate with them, they beat you, and if you beat them they will end up hating you, and will not admit you are correct. Therefore ignore them''

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      • #48
        Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

        Originally posted by Stogie View Post
        Really ?

        Did you miss the bit where he said you should beat your wife if she refuses intercourse.

        I mean, he did say she should be beaten lightly, so that's ok, right ?

        If theres one thing that will make any woman happy its getting slapped around a bit for refusing sex. Secret of a happy marriage right there folks.
        Trolling hard eh?

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        • #49
          Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

          "" Speak with clarity and repeat words if necessary until she understands. ""

          Bless her little cotton socks, she cant understand the big complicated words a manly man uses, no you should use smaller words, and repeat them as often as she needs, because a ladies brain cant quite understand the words a mans brain can.


          I mean really ? Really ?

          Has this guy Sheikh Mohammed Abdelhaleem Hamed ever even met a woman ?
          ''....And from the best ways of dealing with the ignorant is to ignore and avoid them. This is because if you debate with them, they beat you, and if you beat them they will end up hating you, and will not admit you are correct. Therefore ignore them''

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          • #50
            Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

            Originally posted by Stogie View Post
            Really ?

            Did you miss the bit where he said you should beat your wife if she refuses intercourse.

            I mean, he did say she should be beaten lightly, so that's ok, right ?

            If theres one thing that will make any woman happy its getting slapped around a bit for refusing sex. Secret of a happy marriage right there folks.
            My husband often beats me, not just lightly either. He beat me at scrabble the other day, by a gazillion points.

            English is his second language too.... SHAME on me!

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            • #51
              Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

              Originally posted by Stogie View Post
              "" Speak with clarity and repeat words if necessary until she understands. ""

              Bless her little cotton socks, she cant understand the big complicated words a manly man uses, no you should use smaller words, and repeat them as often as she needs, because a ladies brain cant quite understand the words a mans brain can.
              I don't see anything wrong with that... :scratch:

              Shouldn't we speak with clarity and repeat words if our spouse doesn't understand? Or am I doing it wrong?

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              • #52
                Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

                Nope, misogynistic, patronising, abusive, clueless wife beaters make me mad.
                ''....And from the best ways of dealing with the ignorant is to ignore and avoid them. This is because if you debate with them, they beat you, and if you beat them they will end up hating you, and will not admit you are correct. Therefore ignore them''

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                • #53
                  Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

                  Wow nice...

                  To sum up,,, be best friends with each other...
                  Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                  • #54
                    Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

                    Looks like my future wife will be unhappy.

                    Jk, i'll try my best to do these in the future
                    unconditional love for all of mankind.

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                    • #55
                      Re: How to make your Wife happy ?

                      Originally posted by Talwaar View Post
                      She will be happy if I'm happy
                      Haha

                      What a twin
                      Ya Muqallib Al-Quloob Thabbit Qalbi Alaa Deenik
                      ( O changer of hearts, keep my heart steadfast on your deen)

                      www.treasureofthescholars.wordpress.com

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                      • #56
                        I've figured it out. Stay silent and agree to everything she says.
                        There is a clock on your forehead counting down to the time of your death. Only Allah knows how many seconds are left on it

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by cuezed View Post
                          I've figured it out. Stay silent and agree to everything she says.

                          Hmm

                          I prefer it if both of us come to an understanding by discussing it

                          I don't like the silence and pretense

                          Doesn't solve anything then the cycle repeats itself because the husband didn't bother expressing his opinions on the subject

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                          'Whatever it be wherein ye differ, the decision thereof is with Allah: such is Allah my Lord: In Him I trust, and to Him I turn.' The Holy Qu'ran Al Shura (Consultation)

                          So, which of the favours of your lord will you deny? ~ Surah Ar Rahman

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by cuezed View Post
                            I've figured it out. Stay silent and agree to everything she says.
                            No one likes a yes man/woman.
                            Women lost their modesty when men lost their gheerah..” .

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by shay5 View Post

                              No one likes a yes man/woman.
                              I HATE it

                              it's like talking to a brick wall, doesn't do anything for the relationship



                              'Whatever it be wherein ye differ, the decision thereof is with Allah: such is Allah my Lord: In Him I trust, and to Him I turn.' The Holy Qu'ran Al Shura (Consultation)

                              So, which of the favours of your lord will you deny? ~ Surah Ar Rahman

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by shay5 View Post

                                No one likes a yes man/woman.
                                true but sometimes its better to just go along with the flow

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