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    #61
    Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

    Originally posted by Saif-Uddin View Post
    Do you have a legitimate reason to delay the Sunnah of the messenger صلى الله عليه و سلم?

    If you have the means and are old enough, you should get married,

    Allah عز و جل says marriage helps us lower our he and guard our modesty, acts as a shield against Munkar
    i agree with you ... thats a very good point made there.

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      #62
      Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

      How are you still married?
      lol
      Ya Allah,
      Make me a stronger person today. Make me a better person out of all these. It is no longer bearable for me for my heart is aching and You are the only One who knows how I feel. Nothing is making sense to myself and for anyone else for that matter especially to the one person I wish to understand me better than anybody else.
      "Don't use the sharpness of your tongue on the mother who taught you how to speak

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        #63
        Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

        Originally posted by patient believer View Post
        How are you still married?
        lol
        Loooll
        يَٰٓأَيُّهَا ٱلنَّاسُ ٱعْبُدُوا۟ رَبَّكُمُ ٱلَّذِى خَلَقَكُمْ وَٱلَّذِينَ مِن قَبْلِكُمْ لَعَلَّكُمْ تَتَّقُونَ

        O mankind, worship your Lord, who created you and those before you, that you may become righteous

        Surah Al Baqarah ayah 21

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          #64
          Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

          Originally posted by Macbook View Post
          Salaam to all

          I'm tired of aunties, family and friends asking the dreaded question "why aren't you married"? The other day, whilst driving, my mind was trying to understand why people see marriage as the ultmimate purpose in life. Even of you're successful in your own ways, but you're not married, all of that success goes to waste. That's even more true of you're a woman. So I tried to really bring it back to the basics, what is the one undeniable truth in this life? That we will one day breathe our last breath. So I figured, next time an aunty or whoever else asks me this question, I'll say: dear, I'm not waiting to get married, what I'm waiting for is death. Latter is something I know will happen to me. As for marriage, I don't have a guarantee that it'll happen so I'm not placing all my hopes in that. That'll keep them quiet hopefully.

          So to my sisters out there who face the same predicament, what's your comeback phrase?
          you're 50. Why aren't you dead already?

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            #65
            Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

            Originally posted by Jade Vine View Post
            you're 50. Why aren't you dead already?
            That's sure to start a fight

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              #66
              Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

              Originally posted by Jade Vine View Post
              you're 50. Why aren't you dead already?
              omg! :rotfl:
              “Mu'min” is more that just a title. It is to have Imaan established in the heart and testified to by the limbs.

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                #67
                Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                Originally posted by mazuiz View Post
                That's sure to start a fight
                nah, they'll just look stunned and maybe a bit horrified. But not more marriage questions, I promise. That was the point, right?

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                  #68
                  Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                  This thread seems like a joke by certain overdue individuals, overdue for marriage that is...
                  http://www.ilovepalestine.com/campai...imesinGaza.gif

                  "It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs."

                  – Imam al-Shafi’i (Rahimahullah)

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                    #69
                    Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                    Originally posted by Jade Vine View Post
                    nah, they'll just look stunned and maybe a bit horrified. But not more marriage questions, I promise. That was the point, right?
                    No more questions, yeah. Aunts Probably never gonna talk to you again either lol

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                      #70
                      Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                      Originally posted by Jade Vine View Post
                      you're 50. Why aren't you dead already?
                      Lol!

                      I'm always tempted to say... but I love myself so much... I'm not sure I can share myself.

                      I'm not a narcissist btw.

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                        #71
                        Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                        There must be something wrong with giving a straightforward civilised answer, because we need "catchy come backs"
                        http://www.ilovepalestine.com/campai...imesinGaza.gif

                        "It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs."

                        – Imam al-Shafi’i (Rahimahullah)

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                          #72
                          Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                          So...

                          Why aren't you [all] married yet?


                          (jk)

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                            #73
                            Re: Why aren't you married? - catchy come back phrases

                            Originally posted by mazuiz View Post
                            No more questions, yeah. Aunts Probably never gonna talk to you again either lol
                            yeah, is that bad? :D

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