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  • HelloEverybody
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Thunderstorm View Post
    No, it was just a parallel I made up on the spot lol.
    Now I remember....

    It is from "Smile to Jannah". That explains why "... elephant and a goat... " plays in my mind in pakistani/bengali accent.

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  • Thunderstorm
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by HelloEverybody View Post
    Is that from TV show? That sounds so familiar.
    No, it was just a parallel I made up on the spot lol.

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  • HelloEverybody
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Thunderstorm View Post
    Are you doubting your own story? lol

    Like,
    "So a bear and a moose walk into a pizza parlor.."
    "What if it's an elephant and a goat?"
    "Hmm, good point."

    :rotfl:
    Is that from TV show? That sounds so familiar.

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  • Thunderstorm
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Theistic View Post
    just thinking about the possibilities, brother.
    How dare you?! Don't you know it's haram to waste time and gather useless knowledge?!

    Just kidding, I know wuddit-iid bruddah.

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  • Theistic
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Thunderstorm View Post
    Are you doubting your own story? lol
    just thinking about the possibilities, brother.

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  • Thunderstorm
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Theistic View Post
    Correct, may be he finds a cat there instead of a thief.
    Are you doubting your own story? lol

    Like,
    "So a bear and a moose walk into a pizza parlor.."
    "What if it's an elephant and a goat?"
    "Hmm, good point."

    :rotfl:

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  • Theistic
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Abu-Yahya View Post
    La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

    Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
    Correct, may be he finds a cat there instead of a thief.

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  • hadmatter
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    The grammar is just too impeccable it's actually incorrect. it's the kind of sentence up with which I just cannot put. - Winston Churchill

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  • Abisali
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Abu-Yahya View Post
    La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

    Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
    With the way things go for me, I'd need the ambulance for when I trip down the stairs on my way to clobber the thief.

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  • Deeni Akh
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Abu-Yahya View Post
    La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

    Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
    Very true.

    نسأل الله أن يبقينا رجالا

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  • Abu-Yahya
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

    Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.

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  • malleat1
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Call ambulance...

    Originally posted by Deeni Akh View Post
    Wife: "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
    and he is eating the cake prepared by me"

    Me: sorry habibti forgot to tell you, I helped myself generously to the cake earlier so I don't know what the thief's eating
    :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

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  • Morose
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Bismil View Post
    Husband :

    Let him eat and be happy . May Allah give us more.
    Yes true. "All that remains is all that was given away".

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  • Bismil
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Husband :

    Let him eat and be happy . May Allah give us more.

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  • wifeseeker
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    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Whom should I call ' police or ambulance'.

    Husband 'Erm, your parents called round earlier for tea...'

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