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  • #16
    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Call ambulance...

    Originally posted by Deeni Akh View Post
    Wife: "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
    and he is eating the cake prepared by me"

    Me: sorry habibti forgot to tell you, I helped myself generously to the cake earlier so I don't know what the thief's eating
    :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
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    * typing from my phone, excuse the mess

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    • #17
      Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

      La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

      Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
      Sisters don't rep or joke with me.

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      • #18
        Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

        Originally posted by Abu-Yahya View Post
        La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

        Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
        Very true.

        نسأل الله أن يبقينا رجالا

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        • #19
          Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

          Originally posted by Abu-Yahya View Post
          La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

          Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
          With the way things go for me, I'd need the ambulance for when I trip down the stairs on my way to clobber the thief.

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          • #20
            Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

            The grammar is just too impeccable it's actually incorrect. it's the kind of sentence up with which I just cannot put. - Winston Churchill
            Allah sent down his tranquillity upon him and supported him with angels you did not see and made the word of those who disbelieved the lowest, while the word of Allah - that is the highest. And Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.

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            • #21
              Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

              Originally posted by Abu-Yahya View Post
              La hawla wa la quwata illa billah.

              Maybe I don't understand this humour. But why wouldn't the husband go to the kitchen and do something with the theif first? Ajeeb.
              Correct, may be he finds a cat there instead of a thief.


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              • #22
                Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                Originally posted by Theistic View Post
                Correct, may be he finds a cat there instead of a thief.
                Are you doubting your own story? lol

                Like,
                "So a bear and a moose walk into a pizza parlor.."
                "What if it's an elephant and a goat?"
                "Hmm, good point."

                :rotfl:
                Say what somebody can do instead of the haram if you want to help.

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                • #23
                  Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                  Originally posted by Thunderstorm View Post
                  Are you doubting your own story? lol
                  just thinking about the possibilities, brother.


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                  • #24
                    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                    Originally posted by Theistic View Post
                    just thinking about the possibilities, brother.
                    How dare you?! Don't you know it's haram to waste time and gather useless knowledge?!

                    Just kidding, I know wuddit-iid bruddah.
                    Say what somebody can do instead of the haram if you want to help.

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                    • #25
                      Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                      Originally posted by Thunderstorm View Post
                      Are you doubting your own story? lol

                      Like,
                      "So a bear and a moose walk into a pizza parlor.."
                      "What if it's an elephant and a goat?"
                      "Hmm, good point."

                      :rotfl:
                      Is that from TV show? That sounds so familiar.

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                      • #26
                        Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                        Originally posted by HelloEverybody View Post
                        Is that from TV show? That sounds so familiar.
                        No, it was just a parallel I made up on the spot lol.
                        Say what somebody can do instead of the haram if you want to help.

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                        • #27
                          Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                          Originally posted by Thunderstorm View Post
                          No, it was just a parallel I made up on the spot lol.
                          Now I remember....

                          It is from "Smile to Jannah". That explains why "... elephant and a goat... " plays in my mind in pakistani/bengali accent.

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