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  • A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    And says "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
    and he is eating the cake prepared by me.

    Whom should i call now... Police Or Ambulance?"
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  • #2
    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

    Originally posted by Theistic View Post
    And says "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
    and he is eating the cake prepared by me.

    Whom should i call now... Police Or Ambulance?"
    Humour on UF? Bro please!

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    • #3
      Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

      Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
      Humour on UF? Bro please!
      Thread\?


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      • #4
        Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

        Pest controller, so he can spray thief repellent around the house :p
        “Mix with the noble people, you become one of them; and keep away from evil people so that you protect yourself from their evils.”


        Hadhrat Ali (Radiallahu anhu)

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        • #5
          Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

          Originally posted by Sky Lark View Post
          Pest controller, so he can spray thief repellent around the house :p
          Good suggestion.


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          • #6
            Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

            Originally posted by Theistic View Post
            And says "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
            and he is eating the cake prepared by me.

            Whom should i call now... Police Or Ambulance?"
            You should go check it out, because she's a better cook than you, and it's more likely the cake she prepared is nicked than the one you did...

            Lol

            :jkk:
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            "It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs."

            – Imam al-Shafi’i (Rahimahullah)

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            • #7
              Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

              Well if she put poison in the cake of course she should call both. I would be careful though because if you call the emergency services except without a legit reason you'll get your self in lots of trabull.

              Stay safe fams, keep it real, and keep it legit.

              Peace out :1peace:

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              • #8
                Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                Wife: "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
                and he is eating the cake prepared by me"

                Me: sorry habibti forgot to tell you, I helped myself generously to the cake earlier so I don't know what the thief's eating

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                • #9
                  Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                  Lol, lol
                  “Mix with the noble people, you become one of them; and keep away from evil people so that you protect yourself from their evils.”


                  Hadhrat Ali (Radiallahu anhu)

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                  • #10
                    Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                    Originally posted by Saif-Uddin View Post
                    You should go check it out, because she's a better cook than you, and it's more likely the cake she prepared is nicked than the one you did...

                    Lol

                    :jkk:
                    Originally posted by Morose View Post
                    Well if she put poison in the cake of course she should call both. I would be careful though because if you call the emergency services except without a legit reason you'll get your self in lots of trabull.

                    Stay safe fams, keep it real, and keep it legit.

                    Peace out :1peace:
                    Originally posted by Deeni Akh View Post
                    Wife: "Listen! A thief has entered our kitchen
                    and he is eating the cake prepared by me"

                    Me: sorry habibti forgot to tell you, I helped myself generously to the cake earlier so I don't know what the thief's eating
                    Continuation [MENTION=130748]Deeni Akh[/MENTION]

                    Wife: Sorry, i also forgot to tell you that i have added some laxtaive to that cake.


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                    • #11
                      Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                      Originally posted by Theistic View Post
                      Continuation [MENTION=130748]Deeni Akh[/MENTION]

                      Wife: Sorry, i also forgot to tell you that i have added some laxtaive to that cake.
                      Me: (looks in disbelief while smile fades away)...no you didn't...why would you ?!...(bowels start killing, runs to the toilet)

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                      • #12
                        Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                        Originally posted by Deeni Akh View Post
                        Me: (looks in disbelief while smile fades away)...no you didn't...why would you ?!...(bowels start killing, runs to the toilet)


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                        • #13
                          Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                          Whom should I call ' police or ambulance'.

                          Husband 'Erm, your parents called round earlier for tea...'

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                          • #14
                            Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                            Husband :

                            Let him eat and be happy . May Allah give us more.

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                            • #15
                              Re: A wife whispers to her husband at midnight....

                              Originally posted by Bismil View Post
                              Husband :

                              Let him eat and be happy . May Allah give us more.
                              Yes true. "All that remains is all that was given away".

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