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    A man went to a shaykh and said:

    "Sometimes at night, my eyes open and I see that my wife's face is shining and noor goes up from her blanket...

    What could it be?"

    Shaykh: "the noor is the mobile light...your wife is checking your phone from under the blanket"


    :rotfl: I'm dead

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    SubhanAllah xD

    Good one haha
    “Have you seen he who has taken as his god his [own] desire, and Allah has sent him astray due to knowledge and has set a seal upon his hearing and his heart and put over his vision a veil? So who will guide him after Allah ? Then will you not be reminded? And they say, “There is not but our worldly life; we die and live, and nothing destroys us except time.” And they have of that no knowledge; they are only assuming.” Quran 45:23-24

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      Re: SubhanAllah xD

      Really ? This makes you laugh.......I don't find it funny....each to their own...
      Women lost their modesty when men lost their gheerah..” .

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      • #4
        Re: SubhanAllah xD

        hahahha

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        • #5
          Re: SubhanAllah xD

          Originally posted by shay5 View Post
          Really ? This makes you laugh.......I don't find it funny....each to their own...
          لا بأس

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          • #6
            Re: SubhanAllah xD

            hahahaha very funny.

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            • #7
              Re: SubhanAllah xD

              .-. so much noor

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              • #8
                Re: SubhanAllah xD

                ...wait for it,....here comes the hook, line, and sinker:

                She finds him cheating.

                Her noory face turns to sudden darkness.

                She goes to same sheikh asking for khula.
                Last edited by aabdall_25; 10-12-16, 08:28 PM.

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                  Re: SubhanAllah xD

                  Originally posted by aabdall_25 View Post
                  ...wait for it,....here comes the hook, line, and sinker:

                  She finds him cheating.

                  Her noory face turns to sudden darkness.

                  She goes to same sheikh asking for khula.
                  That's a bad joke. Pun intended.

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