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  • zi-zizou
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    Just saw this somewhere....

    Three men got married. The first man married a woman from Brighton. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from London. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Birmingham. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawns mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

    Heheh
    Yeah go to Brum quite often, even studied there for a bit. It's a bit like I'm guessing how the wild west was like.

    Plenty of gobby women If I remember correctly...some of the put downs I got (some were not deserved) were brutal and funny at the same time!

    Marrying someone from Brum (or Bradford) would require some seriously detailed checks.

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  • AbulUthman
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Mikha’eel View Post
    Not me. Do almost all my own stuff, washing clothes, ironing and my own food cept in the evening when my mum cooks.

    Been doing washing/ironing for myself since I was 11.
    Mom wont lemme do it :l
    Well that means I wont have to depend on someone else later

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  • Jenicca
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
    Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

    But you're not a Pakistani, so you got little hope there

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  • AbulUthman
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
    Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

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  • DaughterOfAdam
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
    Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

    Traitor lol

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  • Mikha’eel
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Not me. Do almost all my own stuff, washing clothes, ironing and my own food cept in the evening when my mum cooks.

    Been doing washing/ironing for myself since I was 11.

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  • muzzybee
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
    The girls do everything. Most of them do it happily if they do not live with the mil.

    In such marriages, the guy only cooks and does such stuff when the girl's in a family way. I was surprised to see some guys I'd have never expected to cook/ do the dishes doing them lool. Times change, people change
    See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
    Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

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  • Jenicca
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    Ahah which kid, the boy or the girl ..... cycle continues .

    Does washing dishes make a man macho....... and smart and well respected ?
    Boy, of course.......hes gonna have to look take care of someone else's daughter one day.

    Carrying the laundry basket up the stairs does :up:

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  • muzzybee
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    Maybe they can have kids and the kids can do it?
    Ahah which kid, the boy or the girl ..... cycle continues .

    Does washing dishes make a man macho....... and smart and well respected ?

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  • AbulUthman
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    Maybe they can have kids and the kids can do it?
    Well that's a bad idea

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  • AbulUthman
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    Bro, tell me about Pakistani girls who does the dishes , i doubt men have even seen a kitchen
    The girls do everything. Most of them do it happily if they do not live with the mil.

    In such marriages, the guy only cooks and does such stuff when the girl's in a family way. I was surprised to see some guys I'd have never expected to cook/ do the dishes doing them lool. Times change, people change

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  • Jenicca
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    Haha thnx .. I am just here for the kicks on this one.
    What if both assume the other will do it .....
    Maybe they can have kids and the kids can do it?
    or a maid?
    or she can do it and it can be ibaadah for her with the correct niyyah?
    or he can do it and it can be ibaadah for him with correct niyyah?
    or they could not marry and expect their parents do it - like little kids?

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  • muzzybee
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
    tauba tauba
    Bro, tell me about Pakistani girls who does the dishes , i doubt men have even seen a kitchen

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  • muzzybee
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    What kind of a husband tells his wife to wash the dishes and clean the house...? he should just do it

    What kind of wife needs to be told to wash the dishes and clean the house....? she should just do it

    Cute panda muzzybee.

    Haha thnx .. I am just here for the kicks on this one.
    What if both assume the other will do it .....

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  • Jenicca
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    What kind of a husband tells his wife to wash the dishes and clean the house...? he should just do it

    What kind of wife needs to be told to wash the dishes and clean the house....? she should just do it

    Cute panda muzzybee.

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