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  • Abu 'Abdullaah
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Abu 'Abdullaah View Post
    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you've told her twice already.
    Badum-Tish!

    ^sound of two black eyes.

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  • zi-zizou
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    Originally posted by Abu 'Abdullaah View Post
    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you've told her twice already.
    Three words..."skating", "thin" and "ice".

    The handbags are being loaded with rocks...

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  • Abu 'Abdullaah
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    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you've told her twice already.

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  • Virus
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    sounds perfect for guys who like to live life on the edge....

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  • DaughterOfAdam
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    You and your great ideas muzzybee - go ahead, find one mad enough to marry me. A nice one!



    Indeed ukthi - despite my insistence and annoyance - dad was ironing this morning and he hoovered the entire hallways upstairs - but our fathers are older than our husbands ( to be) and have far more wisdom.....

    First you have to captivate his heart before you have him doing chores for you!
    Obviously if he's agreed to marry you then he likes you already. And vice versa
    Last edited by DaughterOfAdam; 17-09-15, 01:07 PM.

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  • muzzybee
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    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    You and your great ideas muzzybee - go ahead, find one mad enough to marry me. A nice one!

    !
    Well need to find someone who is just mad enough ...... for you.
    He s got to read your 20000 + posts innit.

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  • Jenicca
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    Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
    In a grumpy kind of way.
    ...so what else is new.
    Last edited by Jenicca; 17-09-15, 12:49 PM.

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  • zi-zizou
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    you dont know how hard Ive worked to get to where I am

    I'll think about the day I get married ! Happy.....
    In a grumpy kind of way.

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  • Jenicca
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
    Stomach, heart yeah whatever.

    Do you think if I dig out the thread where I listed the chores I do, I'd get 'honorary' mod status?
    you dont know how hard Ive worked to get to where I am

    I'll think about the day I get married ! Happy.....

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  • zi-zizou
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    You and your great ideas muzzybee - go ahead, find one mad enough to marry me. A nice one!



    Indeed ukthi - despite my insistence and annoyance - dad was ironing this morning and he hoovered the entire hallways upstairs - but our fathers are older than our husbands ( to be) and have far more wisdom.....

    First you have to captivate his heart before you have him doing chores for you!
    Stomach, heart yeah whatever.

    Do you think if I dig out the thread where I listed the chores I do, I'd get 'honorary' mod status?

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  • Creamcake
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    If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Haha randoms. I thought birmimgham peeps are like the rest. or are they a different species... :) only been there for the choc factory lol

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  • muzzybee
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
    He'd be thrown out the house lol jk

    Depends on the parents, they might like it, they might not. Highly unlikely tho :l :(
    Question is if your wife was indian who would you support in the world cup final ...you sitting in front of telly ,
    Wife sitting in the back watching the game with a broom reachable at hand span..

    Haha

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  • Jenicca
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    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    You should marry a Pakistani then .... its natural :)
    You and your great ideas muzzybee - go ahead, find one mad enough to marry me. A nice one!

    Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post

    Marriage is team-work. Not wife doing everything.

    Men can do a lot too. This morning, my dad hoovered the living room before going to work. And he cooks and cleans regularly. Marriage is a partnership.
    Indeed ukthi - despite my insistence and annoyance - dad was ironing this morning and he hoovered the entire hallways upstairs - but our fathers are older than our husbands ( to be) and have far more wisdom.....

    First you have to captivate his heart before you have him doing chores for you!

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  • zi-zizou
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    Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post
    His wife was born and raised in Pakistan and came to UK in late teens.

    Just stick to SL women ok. Stick with your own.



    Marriage is team-work. Not wife doing everything.

    Men can do a lot too. This morning, my dad hoovered the living room before going to work. And he cooks and cleans regularly. Marriage is a partnership.
    When I've finished off my dinner, my plate is really clean. Does that count?

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  • DaughterOfAdam
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    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    MashaAllah Indeed, but they are Pakistani parents in UK right..... the dishes still wont be done .hahahaha jk
    I am referring to Pakistanis back home.

    Of course not i am no traitor. Loool
    His wife was born and raised in Pakistan and came to UK in late teens.

    Just stick to SL women ok. Stick with your own.

    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
    It wasnt for you to get habibti

    You should make your husband sandwiches - although I dont particularly like them too much, but if thats what he likes, and you should do his laundry and you should clean his house. Im sure I have read....years ago when I was single and lived airy fairy land that some of the Ulema have stated that a married wife cleaning her husbands home gets the equivalent reward of cleaning the Haramain.

    Also, look good, cook good and dont talk too much :)
    Marriage is team-work. Not wife doing everything.

    Men can do a lot too. This morning, my dad hoovered the living room before going to work. And he cooks and cleans regularly. Marriage is a partnership.

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