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  • #31
    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
    The sisters will hate me even more if I answered this one!
    I am counting on you to do it in style..and still not cross the hate line.

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    • #32
      Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

      Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
      Yea asking an Indian woman bout paki parents


      Funny thing is Ive been to Pakistan more often than Ive been to India and seen more of Pakistan than India and actually like Pakistan more than I like India, I have more close friends in Pakistan than India- Im a confused kuri
      وَالْعَصْرِ

      إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

      إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

      "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

      "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

      Khanqah Habibiyah

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      • #33
        Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

        Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
        Yeah go to Brum quite often, even studied there for a bit. It's a bit like I'm guessing how the wild west was like.

        Plenty of gobby women If I remember correctly...some of the put downs I got (some were not deserved) were brutal and funny at the same time!

        Marrying someone from Brum (or Bradford) would require some seriously detailed checks.
        Gobby women.... :rofl1:

        Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
        Arent all northerners ....share same kitchen beliefs.
        Break it down will you .. who is what.
        Yep..these northeners who can't take the laundry basket upstairs...and with their locked up gobby wives who need detailed examining....

        what should we do with them..!

        :D
        وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمۡ ءَامِنُواْ كَمَآ ءَامَنَ ٱلنَّاسُ قَالُوٓاْ أَنُؤۡمِنُ كَمَآ ءَامَنَ ٱلسُّفَهَآءُ*ۗ أَلَآ إِنَّهُمۡ هُمُ ٱلسُّفَهَآءُ وَلَـٰكِن لَّا يَعۡلَمُونَ


        And when it is said unto them: believe as the people believe, they say: Shall we believe as the foolish believe? Beware! They indeed are the foolish? But they know not.
        Al Baqarah : Verse 13

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        • #34
          Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

          Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
          How to impress pakistani parents.....
          give me tips.
          My bro married a Pakistani. Her parents are chilled though

          Just let them know that you are a good guy and will treat their daughter like a princess inshaAllah.

          But give SL women first priority ok. Don't be a traitor now

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          • #35
            Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

            Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
            I am counting on you to do it in style..and still not cross the hate line.
            Get yourself a house floor plan. Ask her to point to where the kitchen is. If she points it out correctly you are onto a winner. If she points to the back garden, that's probably where you'll be sleeping. I think you get the picture.

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            • #36
              Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

              Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
              Yeah...that and a whole load more. If only he knew...
              Become a Pakistani? I dont know, Im not from that side of the dunya.....
              Ermmm but i dont speak Urdu :(
              There is always google translate.

              Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
              Yea asking an Indian woman bout paki parents
              Here is a question will an indian marry a pakistani...... is this allowed in pakistan. Haha

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              • #37
                Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
                Yeah...that and a whole load more. If only he knew....
                I don't get it

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                • #38
                  Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                  How mean

                  But seriously, some of the comments here are just rude.
                  Last edited by Muslimah~S; 17-09-15, 11:24 AM.

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                  • #39
                    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post


                    Funny thing is Ive been to Pakistan more often than Ive been to India and seen more of Pakistan than India and actually like Pakistan more than I like India, I have more close friends in Pakistan than India- Im a confused kuri
                    haha thats awesome actually
                    Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                    • #40
                      Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                      Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
                      Get yourself a house floor plan. Ask her to point to where the kitchen is. If she points it out correctly you are onto a winner. If she points to the back garden, that's probably where you'll be sleeping. I think you get the picture.
                      :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
                      One way to put it.

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                      **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

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                      • #41
                        Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                        Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                        Here is a question will an indian marry a pakistani...... is this allowed in pakistan. Haha
                        He'd be thrown out the house lol jk

                        Depends on the parents, they might like it, they might not. Highly unlikely tho :l :(
                        Last edited by AbulUthman; 17-09-15, 11:25 AM.
                        Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                        • #42
                          Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                          Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post
                          My bro married a Pakistani. Her parents are chilled though

                          Just let them know that you are a good guy and will treat their daughter like a princess inshaAllah.

                          But give SL women first priority ok. Don't be a traitor now

                          MashaAllah Indeed, but they are Pakistani parents in UK right..... the dishes still wont be done .hahahaha jk
                          I am referring to Pakistanis back home.

                          Of course not i am no traitor. Loool

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                          **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

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                          • #43
                            Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                            Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post
                            I don't get it
                            It wasnt for you to get habibti

                            You should make your husband sandwiches - although I dont particularly like them too much, but if thats what he likes, and you should do his laundry and you should clean his house. Im sure I have read....years ago when I was single and lived airy fairy land that some of the Ulema have stated that a married wife cleaning her husbands home gets the equivalent reward of cleaning the Haramain.

                            Also, look good, cook good and dont talk too much :)
                            وَالْعَصْرِ

                            إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

                            إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

                            "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

                            "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

                            Khanqah Habibiyah

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                            • #44
                              Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                              Originally posted by i.badat View Post
                              Gobby women.... :rofl1:



                              Yep..these northeners who can't take the laundry basket upstairs...and with their locked up gobby wives who need detailed examining....

                              what should we do with them..!

                              :D
                              Haha ...... is it that bad really.

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                              **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

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                              • #45
                                Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                                Originally posted by Jenicca View Post


                                Funny thing is Ive been to Pakistan more often than Ive been to India and seen more of Pakistan than India and actually like Pakistan more than I like India, I have more close friends in Pakistan than India- Im a confused kuri
                                You should marry a Pakistani then .... its natural :)

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                                **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

                                Zawjati ,“Uhibbuki mithla mâ antę” “Uhibbuki kaifamâ kunteee”“Wa mahmâ kâna mahma sâra”

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