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  • #16
    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
    See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
    Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

    But you're not a Pakistani, so you got little hope there
    وَالْعَصْرِ

    إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

    إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

    "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

    "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

    Khanqah Habibiyah

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    • #17
      Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

      Originally posted by Mikha’eel View Post
      Not me. Do almost all my own stuff, washing clothes, ironing and my own food cept in the evening when my mum cooks.

      Been doing washing/ironing for myself since I was 11.
      Mom wont lemme do it :l
      Well that means I wont have to depend on someone else later
      Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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      • #18
        Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

        Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
        Just saw this somewhere....

        Three men got married. The first man married a woman from Brighton. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

        The second man married a woman from London. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

        The third man married a girl from Birmingham. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawns mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

        Heheh
        Yeah go to Brum quite often, even studied there for a bit. It's a bit like I'm guessing how the wild west was like.

        Plenty of gobby women If I remember correctly...some of the put downs I got (some were not deserved) were brutal and funny at the same time!

        Marrying someone from Brum (or Bradford) would require some seriously detailed checks.

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        • #19
          Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

          Bradfordians are really scary - its like a different species.
          وَالْعَصْرِ

          إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

          إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

          "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

          "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

          Khanqah Habibiyah

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          • #20
            Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

            Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
            Bradfordians are really scary - its like a different species.
            Apparently, as long as you don't feed them or give them any drink after midnight they are ok.

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            • #21
              Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

              Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post
              Traitor lol

              Loool,Will you wash the dishes and do your husbands Laundry and also make him sandwiches whenever he needs it.

              Haha

              Youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYk...dE4pHzSid7Lr0w

              **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

              Zawjati ,“Uhibbuki mithla mâ antę” “Uhibbuki kaifamâ kunteee”“Wa mahmâ kâna mahma sâra”

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              • #22
                Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                ill stick to my side of the dunya....
                وَالْعَصْرِ

                إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

                إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

                "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

                "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

                Khanqah Habibiyah

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                • #23
                  Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                  lol funny stuff.
                  My heart will go on

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                  • #24
                    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
                    But you're not a Pakistani, so you got little hope there
                    How to impress pakistani parents.....
                    give me tips.

                    Youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYk...dE4pHzSid7Lr0w

                    **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

                    Zawjati ,“Uhibbuki mithla mâ antę” “Uhibbuki kaifamâ kunteee”“Wa mahmâ kâna mahma sâra”

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                    • #25
                      Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                      Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
                      Yeah go to Brum quite often, even studied there for a bit. It's a bit like I'm guessing how the wild west was like.

                      Plenty of gobby women If I remember correctly...some of the put downs I got (some were not deserved) were brutal and funny at the same time!

                      Marrying someone from Brum (or Bradford) would require some seriously detailed checks.

                      Arent all northerners ....share same kitchen beliefs.
                      Break it down will you .. who is what.

                      Youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYk...dE4pHzSid7Lr0w

                      **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

                      Zawjati ,“Uhibbuki mithla mâ antę” “Uhibbuki kaifamâ kunteee”“Wa mahmâ kâna mahma sâra”

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                      • #26
                        Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                        Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                        Loool,Will you wash the dishes and do your husbands Laundry and also make him sandwiches whenever he needs it.

                        Haha
                        Depends how much I love him lol. But what I do is irrelevant here. In general, SL women are homely I thought.

                        Just marry a SL woman ok. Stick with your own :)
                        Last edited by DaughterOfAdam; 17-09-15, 11:14 AM.

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                        • #27
                          Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                          Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                          Loool,Will you wash the dishes and do your husbands Laundry and also make him sandwiches whenever he needs it.
                          Yeah...that and a whole load more. If only he knew....

                          Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                          How to impress pakistani parents.....
                          give me tips.
                          Become a Pakistani? I dont know, Im not from that side of the dunya.....
                          وَالْعَصْرِ

                          إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

                          إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

                          "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

                          "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

                          Khanqah Habibiyah

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                          • #28
                            Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                            Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                            Arent all northerners ....share same kitchen beliefs.
                            Break it down will you .. who is what.
                            The sisters will hate me even more if I answered this one!

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                            • #29
                              Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                              Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                              How to impress pakistani parents.....
                              give me tips.
                              Yea asking an Indian woman bout paki parents

                              Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post
                              Stick with your own :)
                              Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                              • #30
                                Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                                Originally posted by DaughterOfAdam View Post
                                Depends how much I love him lol. But what I do is irrelevant here. In general, SL women are homely I thought.

                                Just marry a SL woman ok. Stick with your own :)
                                Haha , yes they are Indeed.

                                Youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYk...dE4pHzSid7Lr0w

                                **** Smiling won't cost you now is it ****

                                Zawjati ,“Uhibbuki mithla mâ antę” “Uhibbuki kaifamâ kunteee”“Wa mahmâ kâna mahma sâra”

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