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  • If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

    Just saw this somewhere....

    Three men got married. The first man married a woman from Brighton. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from London. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Birmingham. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawns mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

    Heheh
    وَالْعَصْرِ

    إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

    إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

    "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

    "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

    Khanqah Habibiyah

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    • #3
      Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

      tauba tauba
      Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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        Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

        What kind of a husband tells his wife to wash the dishes and clean the house...? he should just do it

        What kind of wife needs to be told to wash the dishes and clean the house....? she should just do it

        Cute panda muzzybee.
        وَالْعَصْرِ

        إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

        إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

        "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

        "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

        Khanqah Habibiyah

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        • #5
          Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

          Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
          What kind of a husband tells his wife to wash the dishes and clean the house...? he should just do it

          What kind of wife needs to be told to wash the dishes and clean the house....? she should just do it

          Cute panda muzzybee.

          Haha thnx .. I am just here for the kicks on this one.
          What if both assume the other will do it .....

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          • #6
            Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

            Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
            tauba tauba
            Bro, tell me about Pakistani girls who does the dishes , i doubt men have even seen a kitchen

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            • #7
              Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

              Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
              Haha thnx .. I am just here for the kicks on this one.
              What if both assume the other will do it .....
              Maybe they can have kids and the kids can do it?
              or a maid?
              or she can do it and it can be ibaadah for her with the correct niyyah?
              or he can do it and it can be ibaadah for him with correct niyyah?
              or they could not marry and expect their parents do it - like little kids?
              وَالْعَصْرِ

              إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

              إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

              "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

              "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

              Khanqah Habibiyah

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                Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                Bro, tell me about Pakistani girls who does the dishes , i doubt men have even seen a kitchen
                The girls do everything. Most of them do it happily if they do not live with the mil.

                In such marriages, the guy only cooks and does such stuff when the girl's in a family way. I was surprised to see some guys I'd have never expected to cook/ do the dishes doing them lool. Times change, people change
                Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                • #9
                  Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                  Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
                  Maybe they can have kids and the kids can do it?
                  Well that's a bad idea
                  Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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                  • #10
                    Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                    Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
                    Maybe they can have kids and the kids can do it?
                    Ahah which kid, the boy or the girl ..... cycle continues .

                    Does washing dishes make a man macho....... and smart and well respected ?

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                    • #11
                      Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                      Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                      Ahah which kid, the boy or the girl ..... cycle continues .

                      Does washing dishes make a man macho....... and smart and well respected ?
                      Boy, of course.......hes gonna have to look take care of someone else's daughter one day.

                      Carrying the laundry basket up the stairs does :up:
                      وَالْعَصْرِ

                      إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

                      إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ

                      "If Allah (swt) only sent this Surah to us, for the guidance of Mankind, this will be enough for us” - Imam Shaafi'ee r.a.

                      "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

                      Khanqah Habibiyah

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                      • #12
                        Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                        Originally posted by AbulUthman View Post
                        The girls do everything. Most of them do it happily if they do not live with the mil.

                        In such marriages, the guy only cooks and does such stuff when the girl's in a family way. I was surprised to see some guys I'd have never expected to cook/ do the dishes doing them lool. Times change, people change
                        See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
                        Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy


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                        • #13
                          Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                          Not me. Do almost all my own stuff, washing clothes, ironing and my own food cept in the evening when my mum cooks.

                          Been doing washing/ironing for myself since I was 11.
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                          • #14
                            Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                            Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                            See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
                            Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

                            Traitor lol

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                            • #15
                              Re: If you marry a Birmingham Girl....

                              Originally posted by muzzybee View Post
                              See this is beautiful and soothing to my ears.....
                              Maybe have to go to Pakistan to find wives eyyyyyy

                              Bandon say dil naa lagao sirf Allah say lagao.

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