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  • #61
    Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

    Originally posted by iRepIslam View Post
    Keep dreaming boys
    Carrying on playing with ur kiddy toys

    You guys are just excited
    Ya all need to get ur minds checked

    Coz ain't none of yous marrying my sisters from forum

    Ya all first need to learn how to control ur hormones

    Then will think about marriage shall we?
    Ya all just need to trust me.
    You have some secret information are you a spy?
    Oh please I'm a recruit from the FBI.

    I'm a kiddy? But I'm older then you.
    Now please don't destroy my dream I have to pursue.

    Sorry I don't want to marry anyone from Ummah.
    I just wanna be a good muslim and follow the sunnah.

    No "We" shall not think about marriage please go to the other direction.
    Prepare for the all in one big rejection.

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    • #62
      Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

      Originally posted by kiduka View Post
      You sure,

      The soft tone, sweet toilet rhymes, Bropunzel... don't be ashamed bro
      lol far from it man.
      They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late

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      • #63
        Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

        Roses are red, violets are blue
        This thread is lame, and so are all of you!


        :) I RHYMED

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        • #64
          Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

          Originally posted by Strive View Post
          some of you should be banned for crimes against poetry.
          Finally someone has spoken the obvious truth.
          It's a good habit to do during your youth.

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          • #65
            Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

            Originally posted by Illuminati View Post
            You have some secret information are you a spy?
            Oh please I'm a recruit from the FBI.

            I'm a kiddy? But I'm older then you.
            Now please don't destroy my dream I have to pursue.

            Sorry I don't want to marry anyone from Ummah.
            I just wanna be a good muslim and follow the sunnah.

            No "We" shall not think about marriage please go to the other direction.
            Prepare for the all in one big rejection.
            whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

            awkward i didnt mean it like that

            im talking about you in regards to sisters on here.
            إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

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            • #66
              Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

              Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
              Roses are red, violets are blue
              This thread is lame, and so are all of you!


              :) I RHYMED
              Roses are red, violets look like a flower. Watch out whos coming it's brightest hour!

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              • #67
                Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                Originally posted by Illuminati View Post
                Roses are red, violets look like a flower. Watch out whos coming it's brightest hour!

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                • #68
                  Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                  Originally posted by brightesthour View Post
                  Roses are red, violets are blue
                  This thread is lame, and so are all of you!


                  :) I RHYMED
                  BOOOOOO!

                  I hate to break it to you but you're whack, get a pen and paper and take notes from a lyrical track.
                  If you can come back with something better I guarantee you a few claps

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                  • #69
                    Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                    Originally posted by Illuminati View Post
                    No "We" shall not think about marriage please go to the other direction.
                    Prepare for the all in one big rejection.
                    Gold.
                    [SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"][FONT=Book Antiqua][CENTER][B][URL="http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?459504-Immensely-rewarding-dhikr!!!&highlight="]IMMENSELY REWARDING DHIKR!!![/URL][/B][/CENTER][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]

                    [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR="#2F4F4F"][CENTER]Before you post, think..."Will this help me when I stand before Allah?" If it doesn't, then you're wasting time....[/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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                    • #70
                      Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                      Originally posted by Illuminati View Post
                      You have some secret information are you a spy?
                      Oh please I'm a recruit from the FBI.

                      I'm a kiddy? But I'm older then you.
                      Now please don't destroy my dream I have to pursue.

                      Sorry I don't want to marry anyone from Ummah.
                      I just wanna be a good muslim and follow the sunnah.

                      No "We" shall not think about marriage please go to the other direction.
                      Prepare for the all in one big rejection.
                      You come from the FBI?
                      Well, sorry mate, you aint so fly.

                      What kind of dream> the ummmah forum marriage dream?
                      well sorry to burst your bubble but you need to take off some steam

                      no one is stopping you from followin the sunnah
                      just make sure u learn how to randa (cook)
                      Last edited by iRepIslam; 07-08-14, 09:31 PM.
                      إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

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                      • #71
                        Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                        Originally posted by noobz View Post
                        the mentor shall watch
                        after all , ur just worthy for the gallows
                        with that rhyme
                        i wouldnt even give u a dime.
                        I heard your a paki, whos funny and whacky.
                        With that monkey avatar, your obviously a bachelor.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                          Originally posted by kiduka View Post
                          BOOOOOO!

                          I hate to break it to you but you're whack, get a pen and paper and take notes from a lyrical track.
                          If you can come back with something better I guarantee you a few claps
                          or a redirection ..... using a map


                          .... lol
                          إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

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                          • #73
                            Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                            what rhymes with ummah?

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                            • #74
                              Re: Teach your wife to use Ummah

                              Get married first, then quench your marriage advice thirst
                              "They are Shuhadaa (witnesses) to the fact that this Deen is greater than life, that values are more important than blood and that principles are more precious than souls" - Sheikh 'Abdullah Azzam

                              Lost in Islamic History :inlove:

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