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    As salamu alaykum,

    My friend had this posted on his facebook and he explained this to me and I found it quite funny.


    Basically there is a fat male chicken at first and a skinny female chicken

    The second picture then shows a skinny male chicken with it's feathers falling out and a plump female chicken.


    What this picture was intended to be was a joke. That before marriage the woman is thin and then puts on weight after marriage. And the man is healthy at first but after marriage loses his hair and gets stressed and so on. Which does happen quite commonly.

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    Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

    Originally posted by firestar101 View Post
    As salamu alaykum,

    My friend had this posted on his facebook and he explained this to me and I found it quite funny.


    Basically there is a fat male chicken at first and a skinny female chicken

    The second picture then shows a skinny male chicken with it's feathers falling out and a plump female chicken.


    What this picture was intended to be was a joke. That before marriage the woman is thin and then puts on weight after marriage. And the man is healthy at first but after marriage loses his hair and gets stressed and so on. Which does happen quite commonly.

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    In my experience women who get fat after marriage or pairing up are often devoid of their needs altogether and comfort themselves by eating. It's not nice to be fat, it makes moving difficult etc. and basically women don't want to be fat. Unfortunately if they have to eat to fullfill the void then what happens is fat.

    Besides fat chicken is much tastier than skinny ones.
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      Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

      I didn't realise chickens get married
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        Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

        Salam.
        Its a joke of course ^.
        “Mix with the noble people, you become one of them; and keep away from evil people so that you protect yourself from their evils.”


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        • #5
          Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

          Originally posted by Sky Lark View Post
          Salam.
          Its a joke of course ^.
          I was playing on sarcasm a little ;)
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          • #6
            Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

            Originally posted by AidanUK View Post
            I was playing on sarcasm a little ;)
            You sounded serious lol.
            “Mix with the noble people, you become one of them; and keep away from evil people so that you protect yourself from their evils.”


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            • #7
              Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

              That chicken is not normal. It is tainted by pure evil.

              :bang:
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                Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                Originally posted by firestar101 View Post

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                that fat chicken though...
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                  what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                  I'm hungry now : (
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                    Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                    This is why I will only marry someone with an avid interest in fitness and nutrition.

                    I would RAGE if my wife became fat, lol.

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                    • #11
                      Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                      What language is that?

                      Most of the women i have seen do get much fatter after marriage but this is mostly because they have had children and did not lose the baby fat.

                      Men losing their hair can be just them getting older.


                      Anyways i'm hungry now...want some chicken and naan
                      Okay :)

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                      • #12
                        Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                        I didn't gain weight after marriage...my husband did a little ( not even enough to go up a clothing size)...which his mum puts down to me taking care of him lol.

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                          Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                          Originally posted by Kalikatu View Post
                          In my experience women who get fat after marriage or pairing up are often devoid of their needs altogether and comfort themselves by eating. It's not nice to be fat, it makes moving difficult etc. and basically women don't want to be fat. Unfortunately if they have to eat to fullfill the void then what happens is fat.

                          Besides fat chicken is much tastier than skinny ones.
                          "Look at me!!!" "Am fat because of you!!!!"
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                          • #14
                            Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                            :wswrwb:

                            yeah women apparently do gain a little after marriage but in my case it's been the opposite, i lost some

                            Originally posted by wizard.of.oz View Post
                            This is why I will only marry someone with an avid interest in fitness and nutrition.

                            I would RAGE if my wife became fat, lol.
                            her getting "fat" is inevitable what with pregnancy and childbirth and all
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                            • #15
                              Re: what can happen in marriage - please do not get offended

                              woman can be stressful so you have a point lol jk

                              i see what your getting at....

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