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    Her: Where are you?

    Him: I just left the house 5 minutes ago!!!

    Her: And?

    Where are you?

    Who are you with?

    So where was you before that?

    Why didnt you pick up your phone then?

    Do you think she's pretty?

    And then, you got the husbands that overdose on gheerah:

    You have to stay on the phone with me until I get home?

    Who was you on the phone with?

    Why do you spend so much time in the shower?

    Did you really go to see your sister?

    Why are you lying for?


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  • #2
    Yaaaa sometimes.



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    • #3
      Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

      If a man/woman cannot go from A to B without being subjected to the Spanish Inquisition they have some serious trust issues in that marriage.

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      • #4
        Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

        my mom and dad call each other all time......because they want to.
        please do not ever rep me. jazakallah.

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        • #5
          Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

          Some of us just call to annoy the other half :D

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          • #6
            Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

            Ugh, my husband's like that n it's just abit too much sometimes...! lol
            Allah's Messenger :saw: said: "Allah the Exalted said: I live in the thought of My servant and I am with him as he remembers Me. When he draws near Me by the span of his hand, I draw near him by the length of a cubit, and when he draws near Me by the length of a cubit, I draw near him by the length of a fathom, and when he draws near Me walking I draw close to him running." (Al-Bukhari)

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            • #7
              Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

              Better to be like that than not to care at all.
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              • #8
                Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                ^^ true

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                • #9
                  Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                  Originally posted by -MA- View Post
                  Better to be like that than not to care at all.
                  true

                  but not too excessivly
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                  • #10
                    Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                    it's one thing to do it out of general concern but it's another thing if it's done out of insecurity.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                      Just switch your phone off when you go out. :d

                      (Batteries died) ;)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                        Originally posted by MWarrior View Post
                        Just switch your phone off when you go out. :d

                        (Batteries died) ;)
                        That's lying, foot soldier. You married? No, right?

                        You can put it on silent, though. And, say, "Oops, I didn't hear it ring." :p
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                        • #13
                          Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                          .....yeah, bechaara, he's missing in action!!
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                          • #14
                            Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                            Originally posted by .mirror. View Post
                            That's lying, foot soldier. You married? No, right?

                            You can put it on silent, though. And, say, "Oops, I didn't hear it ring." :p
                            I remember some brother once telling me he switched his phone off after going out 'cos his wife would bug him often. (where are you? What you doing? Come home quick. Who are you with? etc)

                            One day he comes home and his wife asked why was your phone going to voicemail

                            He goes my battery died ...

                            So his wife said ok give me your phone and let me check

                            Lesson learnt! lol :p

                            Who said am not married btw? Ive been away from here long enough so anything could have happened

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                            • #15
                              Re: Does your partner remind you of MI5?

                              Originally posted by -MA- View Post
                              Better to be like that than not to care at all.
                              True, but a balance would b best!


                              Originally posted by Muslimah* View Post
                              true

                              but not too excessivly
                              I agree, it becomes too suffocating sometimes!


                              Originally posted by .mirror. View Post
                              You can put it on silent, though. And, say, "Oops, I didn't hear it ring." :p
                              Brother mirror! I didnt expect this of u, tut tut!! Lmao


                              Originally posted by MWarrior View Post
                              He goes my battery died ...

                              So his wife said ok give me your phone and let me check

                              Lesson learnt! lol :p
                              I bet all the colour drained away from his face when he was handing his phone over! Hahaha :rotfl:
                              Allah's Messenger :saw: said: "Allah the Exalted said: I live in the thought of My servant and I am with him as he remembers Me. When he draws near Me by the span of his hand, I draw near him by the length of a cubit, and when he draws near Me by the length of a cubit, I draw near him by the length of a fathom, and when he draws near Me walking I draw close to him running." (Al-Bukhari)

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