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    Noticing this tends to be a requirement and proclamation from a lot of south Asians looking for a rishta, they are neither a 'typical Asian' nor do they want to marry a 'typical Asian'

    So I ask you - what exactly is a typical Asian?

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    Originally posted by bru View Post
    Noticing this tends to be a requirement and proclamation from a lot of south Asians looking for a rishta, they are neither a 'typical Asian' nor do they want to marry a 'typical Asian'

    So I ask you - what exactly is a typical Asian?
    Cultural, some infected with the disease of Nationalism,

    But you also have good practicing ones.
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    • #3
      The typical asian male is the greatest chef in his head, he wants a stay at home wife that does all the housework. Loves sport but the closest he's come to playing sport is wearing a bogey green pakistani cricket shirt. Has a solution for all the worlds problems all achieved from the comfort of his sofa. Drinks tea from a saucer and needs chapattis at least once a day. Buys in bulk because it's good value. Goes back home but insists that's still technically a vacation. Wait I'm describing me!?! I'll stop now.

      The typical asian female studies psychology and demands her freedom, she thinks she knows it all and knows what she wants. When she does not get her own way she looks like she has a mouthful of wasps. Her red passport gives her the impression that she's special. She dresses in traditional asian attire, the more colours the better but always wears her dupatta on the shoulders because shes modern. She specialises in baking and will learn how to cook only once married. Wants a religious man but not too religious.

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      • #4
        ahh so people are going down the culturally brainwashed aspect. I always assumed typical asian means one of those tracksuit wearing birmingham rude boys who sounds like an idiot when he talks...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
          The typical asian male is the greatest chef in his head, he wants a stay at home wife that does all the housework. Loves sport but the closest he's come to playing sport is wearing a bogey green pakistani cricket shirt. Has a solution for all the worlds problems all achieved from the comfort of his sofa. Drinks tea from a saucer and needs chapattis at least once a day. Buys in bulk because it's good value. Goes back home but insists that's still technically a vacation. Wait I'm describing me!?! I'll stop now.

          The typical asian female studies psychology and demands her freedom, she thinks she knows it all and knows what she wants. When she does not get her own way she looks like she has a mouthful of wasps. Her red passport gives her the impression that she's special. She dresses in traditional asian attire, the more colours the better but always wears her dupatta on the shoulders because shes modern. She specialises in baking and will learn how to cook only once married. Wants a religious man but not too religious.
          lol I see

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          • #6
            Originally posted by zi-zizou View Post
            The typical asian male is the greatest chef in his head, he wants a stay at home wife that does all the housework. Loves sport but the closest he's come to playing sport is wearing a bogey green pakistani cricket shirt. Has a solution for all the worlds problems all achieved from the comfort of his sofa. Drinks tea from a saucer and needs chapattis at least once a day. Buys in bulk because it's good value. Goes back home but insists that's still technically a vacation. Wait I'm describing me!?! I'll stop now.

            The typical asian female studies psychology and demands her freedom, she thinks she knows it all and knows what she wants. When she does not get her own way she looks like she has a mouthful of wasps. Her red passport gives her the impression that she's special. She dresses in traditional asian attire, the more colours the better but always wears her dupatta on the shoulders because shes modern. She specialises in baking and will learn how to cook only once married. Wants a religious man but not too religious.
            Lol
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            • #7
              Originally posted by aruzo4 View Post
              ahh so people are going down the culturally brainwashed aspect. I always assumed typical asian means one of those tracksuit wearing birmingham rude boys who sounds like an idiot when he talks...
              Face-palm hope that's not happening anymore
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              "It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs."

              – Imam al-Shafi’i (Rahimahullah)

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              • #8
                Everyone who hails from Kashmir

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                • #9
                  People that eat paan (I don't, but I chew gum cos I'm British chav)

                  People with nose piercings

                  People who love onions

                  People who wear salwaar kameez

                  I would say I am 79.9999% typical asian

                  People that aren't afraid of being visibly Asian by sticking to the original food, clothes, communication from their ethnic background etc.


                  'Whatever it be wherein ye differ, the decision thereof is with Allah: such is Allah my Lord: In Him I trust, and to Him I turn.' The Holy Qu'ran Al Shura (Consultation)

                  So, which of the favours of your lord will you deny? ~ Surah Ar Rahman

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                  • #10
                    I don't like it when some young Asians finish every sentence with 'man'

                    Nah man

                    Yo man

                    Hey man

                    Forget it man

                    and fam

                    ... Whatever mate

                    El oh el
                    'Whatever it be wherein ye differ, the decision thereof is with Allah: such is Allah my Lord: In Him I trust, and to Him I turn.' The Holy Qu'ran Al Shura (Consultation)

                    So, which of the favours of your lord will you deny? ~ Surah Ar Rahman

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                    • #11
                      Ohhh

                      And I put the phone on loud speaker

                      'Whatever it be wherein ye differ, the decision thereof is with Allah: such is Allah my Lord: In Him I trust, and to Him I turn.' The Holy Qu'ran Al Shura (Consultation)

                      So, which of the favours of your lord will you deny? ~ Surah Ar Rahman

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                      • #12
                        Go stand in the middle of east london or birmingham from 3 to 5 on a weekday

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                        • #13
                          This topic isn't about marriage.

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