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  • Originally posted by aelmo View Post

    Since when did "chips" have to be perfectly round. A chip is a chip no matter it's shape.

    whateves. You do you. I don't want to start any wars.

    I won't even mention the fact that it's called soccer And not football. I would be shunned by all the UK members in here.

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    • Originally posted by aelmo View Post

      Since when did "chips" have to be perfectly round. A chip is a chip no matter it's shape.

      whateves. You do you. I don't want to start any wars.

      I won't even mention the fact that it's called soccer And not football. I would be shunned by all the UK members in here.
      The issue is that you guys do not drive on the right side of the road.

      The English are far superior to the Americans, as well as much of Europe. Just a simple fact.

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      • Originally posted by Morose View Post

        The issue is that you guys do not drive on the right side of the road.

        The English are far superior to the Americans, as well as much of Europe. Just a simple fact.
        .... Yet you continue to hail an American as the Ameer.

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        • Originally posted by Indefinable View Post

          .... Yet you continue to hail an American as the Ameer.
          No, I certainly do not.

          I only address him as Amir, in mockery of him.

          Sarcasm.

          British sense of humour.

          Americans do not understand it.

          Fish and chips.

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          • Originally posted by Morose View Post

            No, I certainly do not.

            I only address him as Amir, in mockery of him.

            Sarcasm.

            British sense of humour.

            Americans do not understand it.

            Fish and chips.
            The fake american amir
            Who wants to instill fear
            In the forum members here

            But many do pretend
            So not to offend
            As the amir does not comprehend

            That he has not been accepted
            Nor was he rightfully selected
            So his leadership is rejected

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            • Originally posted by Morose View Post

              No, I certainly do not.

              I only address him as Amir, in mockery of him.

              Sarcasm.

              British sense of humour.

              Americans do not understand it.

              Fish and chips.
              You sure you don't mean fish and crisps
              "My servants, you who have transgressed against yourselves, do not despair of the mercy of Allah. Truly Allah forgives all wrong actions. He is the Ever-Forgiving, the Most Merciful." (Surat az-Zumar: 53)

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              • Originally posted by Mintchocchip View Post

                The fake american amir
                Who wants to instill fear
                In the forum members here

                But many do pretend
                So not to offend
                As the amir does not comprehend

                That he has not been accepted
                Nor was he rightfully selected
                So his leadership is rejected
                The ameer is indeed, most redundant:
                Nobody here is remotely dependent
                Upon a leader, for any such guidance
                For, we are all, of sound intelligence

                But the poor ameer, purpose lacks:
                Much like, residue candle wax -
                Powerless to, a flame ignite,
                Such that, benefit we might

                So tirelessly he, the forum trolls:
                Asserts dominance upon impressionable souls;
                Red herrings posts, thus confusion creates,
                When he is debunked, in forum debates

                A clever troll, he has screws loose:
                Even in defeat, he would not call truce
                Rather he would, inspire conflict,
                And then claim power - his trolling antics

                I have been watching him, now for a while
                How desperately he does, others beguile
                To accept him as, ameer rightful,
                But never does he make a post beneficial!
                I hope the above you’ll find insightful


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                • A.Basheer
                  "My servants, you who have transgressed against yourselves, do not despair of the mercy of Allah. Truly Allah forgives all wrong actions. He is the Ever-Forgiving, the Most Merciful." (Surat az-Zumar: 53)

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                  • Originally posted by Morose View Post

                    The ameer is indeed, most redundant:
                    Nobody here is remotely dependent
                    Upon a leader, for any such guidance
                    For, we are all, of sound intelligence

                    But the poor ameer, purpose lacks:
                    Much like, residue candle wax -
                    Powerless to, a flame ignite,
                    Such that, benefit we might

                    So tirelessly he, the forum trolls:
                    Asserts dominance upon impressionable souls;
                    Red herrings posts, thus confusion creates,
                    When he is debunked, in forum debates

                    A clever troll, he has screws loose:
                    Even in defeat, he would not call truce
                    Rather he would, inspire conflict,
                    And then claim power - his trolling antics

                    I have been watching him, now for a while
                    How desperately he does, others beguile
                    To accept him as, ameer rightful,
                    But never does he make a post beneficial!
                    I hope the above you’ll find insightful

                    Son. I must admit this is impressive.

                    I had to control my laughter here in public.

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                    • As for the other two rebellious ones, the Ameer shall strike back with fury.

                      I don't want to hear any complaints or accusations that I was too harsh, etc. Or to pull the "they are weak females" card.

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                      • There are plenty of crispy things out there. Are we going to name them all crisps? Why do things names have to be a description of what they are anyways? You British are very frank and uncreative.

                        rugby and football are different sports, both of which are played in canada and america. Just because you all don't play football doesn't mean that you can take it's name and apply it to a completely different sport.

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                        • Originally posted by Morose View Post

                          The issue is that you guys do not drive on the right side of the road.

                          The English are far superior to the Americans, as well as much of Europe. Just a simple fact.
                          So let me get this straight. Pretty much the whole world drive with the steering wheel on the left side of the car but you seem to think that your countries backwards ways are superior?

                          Last edited by aelmo; 17-04-19, 02:36 AM.

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                          • I wouldn't attempt to drive in the UK. It's pure madness how they drive on the wrong side of the road..

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                            • Originally posted by A.Basheer View Post

                              Son. I must admit this is impressive.

                              I had to control my laughter here in public.
                              Lolll son, I did not want to, but they made me.

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                              • Originally posted by aelmo View Post

                                There are plenty of crispy things out there. Are we going to name them all crisps? Why do things names have to be a description of what they are anyways? You British are very frank and uncreative.

                                rugby and football are different sports, both of which are played in canada and america. Just because you all don't play football doesn't mean that you can take it's name and apply it to a completely different sport.

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