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    No more fasting.

    :rofl1:

  • #2
    Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

    So if they can abstain why do we have so many zina threads???
    Ibnul Qayyim رحمه الله said: "Donít ruin your happiness with worry, and donít ruin your mind with pessimism. Donít ruin your success with deception and donít ruin the optimism of others by destroying it. Donít ruin your day by looking back at yesterday.
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    If you think about your situation, you will find that Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) has given you things without asking, so have trust in Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) that He doesnít prevent anything you want except there is goodness for you.

    You could be sleeping and the doors of the heavens are being opened with duaías being made on your behalf, SubhanAllaah: perhaps from someone poor whom you helped, or someone sad whom you brought joy, or someone passing by and you smiled at him, or someone in distress and you removed it.. so donít ever underestimate any good deeds."



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    • #3
      Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

      Originally posted by Muslima London View Post
      So if they can abstain why do we have so many zina threads???
      because it is Sattire.

      And not everyone likes Potatoes. In fact making those connections in your mind could lead to some unhealthy potatoe fetish.
      By Him in whose Hand is the Soul of Muhammad, there is not one from the nations of the Jews and the Christians who hears about me and then dies while he has not believed in what I have been sent with except that he will be one of the companions of the FireĒ. (Reported by Muslim in kitaabul Imaan)
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      • #4
        Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

        They're both having an affair...
        Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.

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        • #5
          Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

          Originally posted by Muslima London View Post
          So if they can abstain why do we have so many zina threads???
          Who is 'they' ?

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          • #6
            Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

            Originally posted by cooldog View Post
            Who is 'they' ?
            I read an article about a married couple who abstain frim marital relations

            WhAy did u guys read?
            Ibnul Qayyim رحمه الله said: "Donít ruin your happiness with worry, and donít ruin your mind with pessimism. Donít ruin your success with deception and donít ruin the optimism of others by destroying it. Donít ruin your day by looking back at yesterday.
            __________________________________________________ _____________________________
            If you think about your situation, you will find that Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) has given you things without asking, so have trust in Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) that He doesnít prevent anything you want except there is goodness for you.

            You could be sleeping and the doors of the heavens are being opened with duaías being made on your behalf, SubhanAllaah: perhaps from someone poor whom you helped, or someone sad whom you brought joy, or someone passing by and you smiled at him, or someone in distress and you removed it.. so donít ever underestimate any good deeds."



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            • #7
              Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

              Originally posted by Muslima London View Post
              I read an article about a married couple who abstain frim marital relations

              WhAy did u guys read?
              Loool ^
              The convert story that has been read 15,000+ times
              "In the Ottoman Empire, Muhammadﷺ's descendants formed a kind of nobility with the privilege of carrying green turbans."

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              • #8
                Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                Originally posted by AidanUK View Post
                Loool ^
                Okaaaaay

                Goes back to read article properly
                Ibnul Qayyim رحمه الله said: "Donít ruin your happiness with worry, and donít ruin your mind with pessimism. Donít ruin your success with deception and donít ruin the optimism of others by destroying it. Donít ruin your day by looking back at yesterday.
                __________________________________________________ _____________________________
                If you think about your situation, you will find that Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) has given you things without asking, so have trust in Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) that He doesnít prevent anything you want except there is goodness for you.

                You could be sleeping and the doors of the heavens are being opened with duaías being made on your behalf, SubhanAllaah: perhaps from someone poor whom you helped, or someone sad whom you brought joy, or someone passing by and you smiled at him, or someone in distress and you removed it.. so donít ever underestimate any good deeds."



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                • #9
                  Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                  Originally posted by Muslima London View Post
                  Okaaaaay

                  Goes back to read article properly
                  Lol I wasn't laughing at you, was laughing with you! :)

                  I seem to have read the same article as you. 8-)
                  The convert story that has been read 15,000+ times
                  "In the Ottoman Empire, Muhammadﷺ's descendants formed a kind of nobility with the privilege of carrying green turbans."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                    So potatoes it is guys

                    Every zina thread - I am gonna suggest it


                    Nooo more excuses bad boys / gals
                    Ibnul Qayyim رحمه الله said: "Donít ruin your happiness with worry, and donít ruin your mind with pessimism. Donít ruin your success with deception and donít ruin the optimism of others by destroying it. Donít ruin your day by looking back at yesterday.
                    __________________________________________________ _____________________________
                    If you think about your situation, you will find that Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) has given you things without asking, so have trust in Allaah (سبحانه وتعالى) that He doesnít prevent anything you want except there is goodness for you.

                    You could be sleeping and the doors of the heavens are being opened with duaías being made on your behalf, SubhanAllaah: perhaps from someone poor whom you helped, or someone sad whom you brought joy, or someone passing by and you smiled at him, or someone in distress and you removed it.. so donít ever underestimate any good deeds."



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                    • #11
                      Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                      its a satire article making fun of fundamentalist christians. Not true
                      "They are Shuhadaa (witnesses) to the fact that this Deen is greater than life, that values are more important than blood and that principles are more precious than souls" - Sheikh 'Abdullah Azzam

                      Lost in Islamic History :inlove:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                        :rotfl:

                        Raw potatoes for the guys and spraying face with water for the ladies.
                        Loooool glad it's not a true story, people can't be that stupid [I hope].
                        Gone with the wind.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                          25 months ABSTINENCE????? in MARRIAGE??????

                          :shock: :shock: :shock:


                          EDIT : oh sorry so that's satire lol. I don't read about the potato. I just focused on the "abstinence" thing and can't imagine living 2 years without ___ (fill in the blank)
                          Last edited by Ariadne; 10-12-13, 01:57 PM.
                          :GB_bonesrock:
                          And all the heavens go their way.... And only change is here to stay...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                            Originally posted by Sandman View Post
                            because it is Sattire.

                            And not everyone likes Potatoes. In fact making those connections in your mind could lead to some unhealthy potatoe fetish.
                            :rotfl:
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                            Away for a bit :wavey:

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                            • #15
                              Re: Raw potatoes is all it takes !!

                              Double Holy?
                              Don't depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in the darkness

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