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  • venus
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    Nice joke.All are nice.

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  • *sheba*
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    LOOOOOOOL this one:

    Two Christians were lost in the sahara desert.

    One is David and the other is Michael. They
    were terribly dying of hunger and thirst when
    they suddenly came across a mosque.
    David said to Michael"Let's pretend as

    if we are muslims otherwise we will not get
    food or drink. I am going to call myself
    Mohamed" Michael refused to change his
    name "My name is Michael and I will not
    pretend to be what I am not. When they got
    there, the imam of the mosque greeted both of
    them and asked for their names. David
    said “My name is mohamed" Michael said “My
    name is Michael" The imam turns to the
    helpers of the mosque and said “please bring
    some food and water for Michael. Then
    he turned to Mohamed and said "Ramadan Kareem Mohamed"


    Mohamed fainted....
    Last edited by *sheba*; 22-10-13, 05:49 AM.

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  • Protein Shaykh
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    Originally posted by kh4N View Post
    atheism
    Quranists.

    Shi'ism

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  • Saleem Gub
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    Originally posted by Yunus aua View Post
    :salams

    My favorite joke :


    There were 3 men, they all got caught committing the same crime. A Christian a Jew and a Muslim. All 3 sentenced to 100 lashes for their crime.
    When the time came, the Christian was the first to get lashed, before it started the on had to lash them told him,"You are allowed to make one request before a lash you". So the Christian figured
    I could make things easier on myself, so he said,"Put a cloth on my back before you start lashing." And so it was done, next was the Jew. The Jew being a bit smarter said,"Put a pillow on my back." and so it was done. Lastly it was the Muslims turn, the man doing the lashing said,"You're a Muslims, an honorable man, I shall grant you 2 request.". So the Muslim thought for a bit, then he said,"I want to get 1000 lashes.", everyone looked at each other confused. The man said, "Well that's fine, what is your second request then?".
    The Muslim answered,"Tie the Jew to my back"
    lol, i hope the jew was zionist.

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  • arq
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    Originally posted by kh4N View Post
    atheism
    This

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  • Nashmia
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    Originally posted by kh4N View Post
    atheism
    lol made my day

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  • MajorTeenager
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    Originally posted by Yunus aua View Post
    :salams

    My favorite joke :


    There were 3 men, they all got caught committing the same crime. A Christian a Jew and a Muslim. All 3 sentenced to 100 lashes for their crime.
    When the time came, the Christian was the first to get lashed, before it started the on had to lash them told him,"You are allowed to make one request before a lash you". So the Christian figured
    I could make things easier on myself, so he said,"Put a cloth on my back before you start lashing." And so it was done, next was the Jew. The Jew being a bit smarter said,"Put a pillow on my back." and so it was done. Lastly it was the Muslims turn, the man doing the lashing said,"You're a Muslims, an honorable man, I shall grant you 2 request.". So the Muslim thought for a bit, then he said,"I want to get 1000 lashes.", everyone looked at each other confused. The man said, "Well that's fine, what is your second request then?".
    The Muslim answered,"Tie the Jew to my back"
    :rofl1:

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  • Yunus aua
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    :salams

    My favorite joke :


    There were 3 men, they all got caught committing the same crime. A Christian a Jew and a Muslim. All 3 sentenced to 100 lashes for their crime.
    When the time came, the Christian was the first to get lashed, before it started the on had to lash them told him,"You are allowed to make one request before a lash you". So the Christian figured
    I could make things easier on myself, so he said,"Put a cloth on my back before you start lashing." And so it was done, next was the Jew. The Jew being a bit smarter said,"Put a pillow on my back." and so it was done. Lastly it was the Muslims turn, the man doing the lashing said,"You're a Muslims, an honorable man, I shall grant you 2 request.". So the Muslim thought for a bit, then he said,"I want to get 1000 lashes.", everyone looked at each other confused. The man said, "Well that's fine, what is your second request then?".
    The Muslim answered,"Tie the Jew to my back"

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  • kh4N
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    atheism

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  • Aloo
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    a black man, a jew, and a muslim walk into a bar.
    the bartender looks up and says "My, what a fine multicultural community we all live in."

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  • Hadid
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and says 'I'll have a beer and a mop please'.

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  • alphacentauri
    started a topic jokes

    jokes

    post ur jokes here

    they must be funny

    i'll start

    a baby seal walks into a club
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