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    post ur jokes here

    they must be funny

    i'll start

    a baby seal walks into a club

  • #2
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and says 'I'll have a beer and a mop please'.

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    • #3
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      a black man, a jew, and a muslim walk into a bar.
      the bartender looks up and says "My, what a fine multicultural community we all live in."
      لآ اِلَهَ اِلّا اللّهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُوُل اللّهِ

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      • #4
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        atheism

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        • #5
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          :salams

          My favorite joke :


          There were 3 men, they all got caught committing the same crime. A Christian a Jew and a Muslim. All 3 sentenced to 100 lashes for their crime.
          When the time came, the Christian was the first to get lashed, before it started the on had to lash them told him,"You are allowed to make one request before a lash you". So the Christian figured
          I could make things easier on myself, so he said,"Put a cloth on my back before you start lashing." And so it was done, next was the Jew. The Jew being a bit smarter said,"Put a pillow on my back." and so it was done. Lastly it was the Muslims turn, the man doing the lashing said,"You're a Muslims, an honorable man, I shall grant you 2 request.". So the Muslim thought for a bit, then he said,"I want to get 1000 lashes.", everyone looked at each other confused. The man said, "Well that's fine, what is your second request then?".
          The Muslim answered,"Tie the Jew to my back"
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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Yunus aua View Post
            :salams

            My favorite joke :


            There were 3 men, they all got caught committing the same crime. A Christian a Jew and a Muslim. All 3 sentenced to 100 lashes for their crime.
            When the time came, the Christian was the first to get lashed, before it started the on had to lash them told him,"You are allowed to make one request before a lash you". So the Christian figured
            I could make things easier on myself, so he said,"Put a cloth on my back before you start lashing." And so it was done, next was the Jew. The Jew being a bit smarter said,"Put a pillow on my back." and so it was done. Lastly it was the Muslims turn, the man doing the lashing said,"You're a Muslims, an honorable man, I shall grant you 2 request.". So the Muslim thought for a bit, then he said,"I want to get 1000 lashes.", everyone looked at each other confused. The man said, "Well that's fine, what is your second request then?".
            The Muslim answered,"Tie the Jew to my back"
            :rofl1:
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            "Be kind, for whenever kindness is part of something, it beautifies it. Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." Prophet Muhammad :saw:[/COLOR]

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by kh4N View Post
              atheism
              lol made my day
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by kh4N View Post
                atheism
                This

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Yunus aua View Post
                  :salams

                  My favorite joke :


                  There were 3 men, they all got caught committing the same crime. A Christian a Jew and a Muslim. All 3 sentenced to 100 lashes for their crime.
                  When the time came, the Christian was the first to get lashed, before it started the on had to lash them told him,"You are allowed to make one request before a lash you". So the Christian figured
                  I could make things easier on myself, so he said,"Put a cloth on my back before you start lashing." And so it was done, next was the Jew. The Jew being a bit smarter said,"Put a pillow on my back." and so it was done. Lastly it was the Muslims turn, the man doing the lashing said,"You're a Muslims, an honorable man, I shall grant you 2 request.". So the Muslim thought for a bit, then he said,"I want to get 1000 lashes.", everyone looked at each other confused. The man said, "Well that's fine, what is your second request then?".
                  The Muslim answered,"Tie the Jew to my back"
                  lol, i hope the jew was zionist.
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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by kh4N View Post
                    atheism
                    Quranists.

                    Shi'ism
                    #BeardGang

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                    • #11
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                      LOOOOOOOL this one:

                      Two Christians were lost in the sahara desert.

                      One is David and the other is Michael. They
                      were terribly dying of hunger and thirst when
                      they suddenly came across a mosque.
                      David said to Michael"Let's pretend as

                      if we are muslims otherwise we will not get
                      food or drink. I am going to call myself
                      Mohamed" Michael refused to change his
                      name "My name is Michael and I will not
                      pretend to be what I am not. When they got
                      there, the imam of the mosque greeted both of
                      them and asked for their names. David
                      said “My name is mohamed" Michael said “My
                      name is Michael" The imam turns to the
                      helpers of the mosque and said “please bring
                      some food and water for Michael. Then
                      he turned to Mohamed and said "Ramadan Kareem Mohamed"


                      Mohamed fainted....
                      Last edited by *sheba*; 22-10-13, 05:49 AM.
                      O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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                      • #12
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                        Nice joke.All are nice.

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