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    Two Guys were lost in the Sahara desert .
    One is David, the other is Michael .
    They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an
    oasis, with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle .
    David said to Michael : "Look,let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise
    we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."
    Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael ,
    and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am . ...Michael."
    The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names .
    David said : "My name is Mohammed ."
    Michael said : "My name is Michael. "
    The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said :
    " Please bring some food and water for Michael only ."
    Then he turned to the other and said :
    Salaams Mohammed , Ramadaan Mubarak!
    "The successful marriage is not when you can live in peace with each other, but when you can't live in peace without each other."
    Friends of Al Aqsa

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    lol :jkk:

    the ending got me
    "They are Shuhadaa (witnesses) to the fact that this Deen is greater than life, that values are more important than blood and that principles are more precious than souls" - Sheikh 'Abdullah Azzam

    Lost in Islamic History :inlove:

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      LOL it was a good one..

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      • #4
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        :rotfl:

        this was nice ...



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        • #5
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          lool

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            That was good. Lol
            'And when a thing for which you ask is slow to come,
            Then know that often through delay are gifts received'
            علي الحبشي

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              haha. I posted this on my FB a few days ago. It's a classic.

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              • #8
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                LOOOL!! :up:

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                  Lol
                  painful torment? (10) (If you do so) He will forgive you your sins, and admit you into Gardens under which rivers flow, and pleasant dwellings in Adn (Edn) Paradise; that is indeed the great success. (12)

                  JazakAllah khair for the duas but i would prefer duas for shahadah instead.

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                  • #10
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                    :d
                    Salam! :)

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                      Safwan ibn Sulaym narrated that the Prophet (saws) was asked whether a believer could be a coward. He said, "Yes." Then he was asked whether he could be a miser. He answered, "Yes". Then he was asked, could he be a liar and he said, "No". (Muwatta')
                      Wa salam.:o
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