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    Q. Were you long in the hospital?
    A. No, I was the same size that I am now!

    Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
    A. A Belly button!

    Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
    A. With a cabbage patch!

    Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
    A. Ferry tales!

    Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
    A. A minnie van!

    Q: How did the telephones get married?
    A. In a double ring ceremony!

    Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
    A: He wanted a higher education!

    Q: Why was the broom late?
    A: It over swept!

    Q: Do you know the time?
    A: No, we haven't met yet!

    Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
    A: Wavy!

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    Re: loooool!

    Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
    A: To get his teeth crowned.

    Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?
    A: A wonkey.

    Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
    A: It barked with de-light!

    Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
    A: Because it's too far to walk.

    Q: why are fish so smart?
    A: Because they live in schools.

    Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
    A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.

    Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
    A: Pup-corn!

    Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
    A: Hissssstory.

    Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
    A: Because they've got big fingers.

    Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A: a bulldozer!

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    • #3
      Re: loooool!

      -giggles- tis is a forum xD
      My God is Allah, my belief is Islam, my hero is none other than Prophet Muhammad SAW and my favourite book is the unique Quran

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      • #4
        Re: loooool!

        You should consider a career in comedy.
        Allah will ask on the Day of Judgment: (Muslim)

        "Zendagi Migzara..."

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        • #5
          Re: loooool!

          lol
          check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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            • #7
              Re: loooool!

              Originally posted by NeverGoodEnough View Post
              You should consider a career in comedy.
              Agree wholeheartedly.
              May we reach daruSalaam by His, and only His Decree
              I would die for the cause if I knew only to what degree
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              • #8
                Re: loooool!

                :p
                الحق لا يعرف بالرجال، اعرف الحق تعرف رجاله

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                • #9
                  Re: loooool!

                  Mmmmmmmm wet paint smells so good ... sorry being around oil paints...i luv da smell ;)
                  My God is Allah, my belief is Islam, my hero is none other than Prophet Muhammad SAW and my favourite book is the unique Quran

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                  • #10
                    Re: loooool!

                    Originally posted by NeverGoodEnough View Post
                    You should consider a career in comedy.
                    really? :hidban: i will change my name to miss maize ( mr bean) lol.

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                    • #11
                      Re: loooool!

                      Q.What is it to open the coffin and eat the dead ?
                      A.Pea nut

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                      • #12
                        Re: loooool!

                        Ques: Why did the farmer bury all of his money at his farm?
                        Ans: Cause he wanted a rich soil rofl xD >.<
                        My God is Allah, my belief is Islam, my hero is none other than Prophet Muhammad SAW and my favourite book is the unique Quran

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                        • #13
                          Re: loooool!

                          Originally posted by AyaMikail View Post
                          Ques: Why did the farmer bury all of his money at his farm?
                          Ans: Cause he wanted a rich soil rofl xD >.<
                          if you plant gold coin you would get dollars. the farmer is smart;)

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