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Observations On Growing Older

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    Observations On Growing Older

    ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!

    ~Going out is good..Coming home is better!

    ~When people say you look "Great"...they add "for your age!"

    ~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything...movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.

    ~You forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

    ~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

    ~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

    ~The things you used to care to do,you no longer care to do,but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

    ~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the radio blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".

    ~Remember when your mother said,
    "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?
    Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

    ~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

    ~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem....were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.

    ~Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

    ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

    ~Everybody whispers.

    ~Now that your husband has retired'd give anything if he'd find a job!

    ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ....2 of which you will never wear.
    smiles warm & shinin like d sun upon our faces :)
    hope is rich and green like d trees of an oasis :D
    d colours of ISLAM bloom in so many places :inlove:
    so many different colours of ISLAM ;)
    :love: :love:


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