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    Knock Knock
    Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up do we realize something was actually strange.

  • #2
    Re: Knock Knock joke

    who's there

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    • #3
      Re: Knock Knock joke

      i eat mop
      "They are Shuhadaa (witnesses) to the fact that this Deen is greater than life, that values are more important than blood and that principles are more precious than souls" - Sheikh 'Abdullah Azzam

      Lost in Islamic History :inlove:

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      • #4
        Re: Knock Knock joke

        Originally posted by weird View Post
        who's there
        September 11
        Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up do we realize something was actually strange.

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        • #5
          Re: Knock Knock joke

          Originally posted by Wolfn View Post
          September 11
          september 11 who?
          If you shave a mane of a lion what would he look like?

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          • #6
            Re: Knock Knock joke

            com'on, wheres the rest of it?

            He it is Who sends blessings on you, as do His angels, that He may bring you out from the depths of Darkness into Light: and He is Full of Mercy to the Believers. [Quran {33:43}]
            www.QuranicAudio.com
            www.Quran.com

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by SisterFirdous1 View Post
              september 11 who?
              You said you'd never forget!!!
              Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up do we realize something was actually strange.

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              • #8
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                HA HA! oh my that aint even lame!
                If you shave a mane of a lion what would he look like?

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                • #9
                  Re: Knock Knock joke

                  Originally posted by Wolfn View Post
                  You said you'd never forget!!!
                  vat???????

                  He it is Who sends blessings on you, as do His angels, that He may bring you out from the depths of Darkness into Light: and He is Full of Mercy to the Believers. [Quran {33:43}]
                  www.QuranicAudio.com
                  www.Quran.com

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                  • #10
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                    :facepalm:

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by aadil77 View Post
                      vat???????

                      even i understood that joke.. and im known as DUMDUM lol
                      Narrated Abu Musa: Some people asked Allah's Apostle, "Whose Islam is the best? i.e. (Who is a very good Muslim)?" He replied, "One who avoids harming the Muslims with his tongue and hands." (Book #2, Hadith #10)

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Wolfn View Post
                        You said you'd never forget!!!
                        nice :P

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by sunni_ninja View Post

                          even i understood that joke.. and im known as DUMDUM lol
                          if its not obvious its not funny, so I don't bother to engage my brain with crappy jokes LOLOLOLOL

                          so what does it mean?

                          He it is Who sends blessings on you, as do His angels, that He may bring you out from the depths of Darkness into Light: and He is Full of Mercy to the Believers. [Quran {33:43}]
                          www.QuranicAudio.com
                          www.Quran.com

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                          • #14
                            Re: Knock Knock joke

                            lol
                            الحق لا يعرف بالرجال، اعرف الحق تعرف رجاله

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                            • #15
                              Re: Knock Knock joke

                              knock knock
                              "They are Shuhadaa (witnesses) to the fact that this Deen is greater than life, that values are more important than blood and that principles are more precious than souls" - Sheikh 'Abdullah Azzam

                              Lost in Islamic History :inlove:

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