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  • #2
    Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

    Don’t want to be rude sister,but this got nothing to do with being muslim and I think its insulting your own deen( I know you probably don’t mean it and see it this way)

    Better change it to: you know your Jahil when....
    Or you know you not raised in a deeni household when.....
    They want to extinguish Allah's Light with their mouths, but Allah will not allow except that His Light should be perfected even though the disbelievers hate (it).)- It is He Who has sent His Messenger with guidance and the religion of truth, to make it superior over all religions even though the idolators hate (it).) Surah Al-Tawbah 32-33

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    • #3
      Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

      it's too long, just skimread some, didn't find anything funny
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      • #4
        Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

        almost none of it applies to me as I'm a revert.......

        I think "you know you were raised in an Arab Muslim household in a western country if...." would be a better title.....
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        • #5
          Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

          I think this is just the You Know You're Asian When.. with a few extra things added in to make it sound like it's about muslims because most of it sounds like I've read it somewhere before.

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          • #6
            Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

            I think this should be titled "You know you're an Arab when...."
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            • #7
              Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

              Lol i think it is more Arab culture than Islam.

              Especially for the 55 point:up:
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              • #8
                Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                I'm sorry but I find your thread troubling for a few reasons to say the least:

                1st. The characteristics you are pointing to are cultural, not religious, and should be kept to those subjects.

                2nd. The muslim follows Islam which is Universal and supersedes all culture.

                3rd. The actions of all muslims should be to aspire to act as the Prophet (PBUH) has acted, and such a noble pursuit should not be a subject of humour.

                As others have mentioned, I believe you should rename your thread.

                Sorry to sound dry and harsh but I think many Muslims would genuinely be offended by your post (even if you mean well)

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                • #9
                  Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                  I'm not offended. Great post. So many of those are true, maybe cause I'm arab but I'm sure other people from other muslim countries could relate to this.

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                  • #10
                    Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                    Hmm some of it was funny but not all.

                    Number 11. Mums do everything if your a male.

                    Well I am a male, and my mum USED to do everything when i was younger but not any more.

                    That is just generalisation.
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                    • #11
                      Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                      This has nothing to do with being a Muslim. It was a list about you know when your a pakistani

                      Some of the things on there are pathetic ...lol

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                      • #12
                        Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                        hmm none of that applies to me apart from the one where it said soemthing like you meet a nice non muslim and wish if only they were muslim

                        Most of the things listed on here must be culture cus i cant relate to it, but some of the stuff i found pretty funny and cant believe people do that..
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                        • #13
                          Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                          I read this stuff but it was titled.. "You know Asian if..." ..
                          most of its not even funny or true
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                          • #14
                            Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                            u know ur a muslim when u pronounce :lailah: muhammadur rasulullah! :D
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                            • #15
                              Re: You know you're a muslim when.....(humour)

                              none of this has anything to do with being a Muslim :eek3:
                              this kind of stuff gets on my nerves. its just a list of generalizations.
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