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  • Zaman
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    Originally posted by dour
    Well said Dour.

    what a joke this thread is.

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  • AhmedSyed
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    Listen up man, don't diss my brethern the "vampires" it's not their fault they have to suck blood in order to survive. Infact, I met a vampire...at a blood drive. He used his teeth instead of the normal sringe on people :)

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  • Khuzamah
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    Originally posted by Khuzamah
    :confused: wasnt this in lifestyle & social a min ago??
    does someone keep movin it??? im sure it was just moved 2 general n now its here again?!

    :confused: :confused: :confused:

    sajid is it you?? or am I going out of my mind?!

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  • Khuzamah
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    :confused: wasnt this in lifestyle & social a min ago??

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  • sajid
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    HAHAHHA how did i miss this thread!!!

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  • marjan
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    I liked that Khamis

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  • dour
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    Originally posted by AbuMubarak
    i am sure this thread should get an ummah.com award
    For the most foolish and idiotic posting award, I agree.

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  • AbuMubarak
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    i am sure this thread should get an ummah.com award

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  • U_wott
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    hmm, an error on my part obviously apologies, thanks for the correction.

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  • ze leetle elper
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    Originally posted by Ali_Khan
    how do u turn into a pakistani?
    :D

    Trust me, you don't want to ask that question. :p

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  • dour
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    Originally posted by Khamis
    Hey I never take drugs except the medicine I get for being a ads kid. I try to be good and stay out of turble.

    If u was me, u would no what i mean. an u shoud no that vampires are kind of gay anyway, becuase they bite not just women but boys and men too . Im almost sure that those 2 dudes are like that, an I know they got powers. When i walk past there house, i pretent everything is ok. but u can feel thm looking at you becuase you get warm spot right on your butt except kinda like between your legs back there. u can't fake that. an what about my dreams??? i dreamed one of them, the blonde haired one, was waving a silkish bedspread at me, u know like u are shaking the rinkles out, an his mouth was saying "K-h-a-m-i-s, K-h-a-m-i-s, come to us, we want you, you will be ours." and his eyeballs are like magnets that make me start sliding over to him. then i wake up before i get there, but im afraid that sometime i won't wake up and i'll be forced to do stuff. Help

    Vampires.... not slang, therefore why take it seriously?

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  • U_wott
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    like i said general slang..

    vampires can also be used as a slang term as cretin/filth etc etc

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  • dour
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    You do realize that vampires do not exist.

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  • U_wott
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    Bruv, recite ayat ul kursi with sincerity

    seek refuge in Allah

    and trust.


    I'm appalled that if a person is using general slang that everyone decideds to mock his every statement thining it might be a joke. If it is true then maybe it would be worth you offering some serious advice.

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    i like this bouncing little guy. got hypnotized by it!
    how old is this vampire guy??

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