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    Salams, i wrote this while we were off from the forum. i started with perfect poetry but that managed to slip so i made this all up. I'm used to writing as all I do in my free time is writing. Have a read



    like a body without a soul
    a long howl of distanced owl
    double click on Internet with the breakfast bowl
    first thing is ummah.com without a foul

    logged on and posting happy you are
    taking advantages of the educational threads
    its all about islam and that is it period dead
    with grots strict moderation and little trouble from med

    but when you see a 'try again' error
    you panic, say oh no and back off on the chair
    eyes bulging and heart beating somethings missing
    the errors laugh evil and servers sit hissing for rescue

    suddenly a phonecall came and baba answered
    'im on my way' he said and sat in his mits lancer
    he informed sajid hurriedly 'the servers got cancer'
    off they go to the rescue, none of them a bit tenser

    meanwhile in the member's brain something is cooking
    a mixture of thoughts, ummah in errors, soaking
    they log on to LI and find refuge thread, hoping
    for any update from -S-, the admin, the members barely coping

    they stood infront of the tall building of servers and database
    when baba made a step forward with his confidence and toolcase
    sajid followed reading the computer script in his hand and baba thinks 'hes ace'
    as they enter the first thing what they encounter is the member called Mace

    Meanwhile back in LI, the members are relaxed
    theyre finding the forum good and chillax
    hoping everything is ok and ummah.com will be up and running
    they just dont know when or how as the errors are very cunning

    Mace had his helicopter in which they all flew
    covering the dark distance of the server building
    where they got off on the top server, a big black block
    but shockingly the server quaked and baba slipped to the edge

    'the forum is not up' is the common thought
    though some add the word 'yet' at the end, impatiently
    some take a day off and some on LI posting and pressing send, hoping
    'its not the end' 'its not the end' 'its not the end'

    sajid grabbed baba and pulled him up
    they opened the big gate on the server and jumped
    searching and hunting the errors through the wires
    baba with his wrench and sajid with his paperwork

    'they should be back' is the thought of the mysterious LD
    he sits on the chair, anxious and thinking what he can do in case
    he gets up and follows to the server database, his mind like a maze
    he enters the building and sees the top server shaking with craze

    the evil laugh of the error was unbearable as baba stabbed it with his wrench
    the error backed off for a counter attack, 'cut the green wire' he heard from sajid
    baba looked for green wire in the clutter of wires but no success
    the error hit them hard, resulting them falling deep down in the server

    he jumps to the top server and sees the entrance opening
    he jumps in carefully gliding through the wires
    where he sees a shocking scene and awes in his own lang
    hurries towards them and bang bang and bang

    The laughing error hit them hard and baba desperately looked for the green wire
    but something happened and the server quaked and quaked and shook
    'so many errors, our enemies', he heard sajid screaming and took
    the wrench out on full power to lighten everything up and BANG

    BANG and he cannot see 'cause of the sheer white light
    'this could be baba's wrench' he immediately thinks
    so he throws himself with so much might
    that he got stuck in the clutter of wires left right and centre

    Suddenly sajid looked up and said, 'hey someones up there.'
    'Cut the green wire before the white light dims. CUT THE GREEN WIRE!!!!' shouts baba.
    The white light dims and they see a figure coming toward them
    The figure felt like falling, hit them and they both fell right down to the depth of the server.

    they both hit the bottom which they were trying to avoid
    hitting the bottom meant there is no going back
    'What now?' sajid said.'We're stuck.'
    'Yeah and we can't call outside too. My wrench's power is very little. maybe i can do something'

    BANG and the light was right through his eyes
    CUT THE GREEN WIRE is what he heard and he saw
    one green wire in the mixture of different colours, lucky
    he jumped through the air, took out his hidden knife and CUT!!!

    They all looked at baba who finished fiddling with his wrench
    they looked worried and anxious
    trying to think and think and what baba said, he only said it once
    'Our last hope is seven!'

    seven put his mobile down and hurried toward the server station
    he just had a notification from baba that they are in danger
    As he entered the station, he confronted Mace who said they were stuck in the bottom
    Mace flew with seven to the top and seven looked in the server which was dark but

    deep down was light. he was the intelligent one, the clever and smart one
    he threw down the rope attached with the helicopter and pulled them up
    'Is everything ok?' they all asked and seven nodded with a smile 'yes sir'
    Ummah forum was up and running and the members were happy

    but little did they know how the forum went back to normal
    how dangerous and complicated it was to get it back to normal
    with the help of baba wrench, computer sajid, smart seven, pilot Mace and this mysterious LD
    guess who is the mysterious LD and win yourself a rep from me, kasim



    Thanks

    Kasim2k7
    الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

  • #2
    Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

    lol

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    • #3
      Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

      WOW!

      good poem....its got story elements in it

      very interesting :up:
      check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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      • #4
        Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

        :rotfl: Kasim that is hilarious!! :rotfl:

        Awesome :up:
        It is narrated on the authority of Jabir that he heard the (Holy Prophet)[:saw:] say: A Muslim is he from whose hand and tongue the Muslims are safe.
        -Muslim



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        • #5
          Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

          lol thats funny .....but Kasim me think you have too much time on your hands

          But still its great Well Done, again :up:
          وَالْعَصْرِ

          إِنَّ الْإِنسَانَ لَفِي خُسْرٍ

          إِلَّا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالْحَقِّ وَتَوَاصَوْا بِالصَّبْرِ


          "Yeh dunya daar e faani hain, Tum apna dil mat lagaon, Ganimat samaj zinadagee ki bahar, aana na hoga, yahaa baar baar......"

          Khanqah Habibiyah

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          • #6
            Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

            yeah i guess the poetry was bad. im more of a story guy. i love to write
            الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

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            • #7
              Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

              Originally posted by Jenicca View Post
              lol thats funny .....but Kasim me think you have too much time on your hands

              But still its great Well Done, again :up:
              I make time.
              for everything.
              I'm an organized person
              الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

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              • #8
                Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                Originally posted by Kasim2k7 View Post
                yeah i guess the poetry was bad. im more of a story guy. i love to write
                but u know u can still have poetry....even if it doesnt ryme, and poetry cn also have story elements within it :up:
                check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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                • #9
                  Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                  Originally posted by *hijab* View Post
                  but u know u can still have poetry....even if it doesnt ryme, and poetry cn also have story elements within it :up:
                  lol thats what it is then. i remember some member here writing these kinda stories on ummah too. it was an old thread. cant remember now.
                  الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

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                  • #10
                    Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                    that was funny AND good! lol
                    i liked it :jkk:
                    The enforcement of Muslim Brotherhood is the greatest social ideal of Islam. On it was based the Prophet's (SAW) sermon on his last pilgrimage, and Islam cannot be completely realized until this ideal is achieved. '
                    (Shaikh Maulana Muhammad Yusuf)
                    In Lam Takun Ghaadiban Annee Falaa Ubaalee...

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                    • #11
                      Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                      Im glad you guys liked it.
                      How would do rate it on a creativity level with 10 being on high and 1 low?
                      الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

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                      • #12
                        Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                        Originally posted by Kasim2k7 View Post
                        Im glad you guys liked it.
                        How would do rate it on a creativity level with 10 being on high and 1 low?
                        defo 9 or 10! lol

                        becus wen i read it, thts the first and main thing tht pops put- creativity :up:
                        check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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                        • #13
                          Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                          hmmm....8/10? maybe 9^^
                          The enforcement of Muslim Brotherhood is the greatest social ideal of Islam. On it was based the Prophet's (SAW) sermon on his last pilgrimage, and Islam cannot be completely realized until this ideal is achieved. '
                          (Shaikh Maulana Muhammad Yusuf)
                          In Lam Takun Ghaadiban Annee Falaa Ubaalee...

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                          • #14
                            Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                            Thankyou lol that meant a lot for me :)
                            الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

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                            • #15
                              Re: A typical error day for Ummah.com

                              good job... lol

                              im sure anna and zee were helping too... its all abt the men...

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