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    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
    other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
    piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
    had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
    wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.


    __________________________________________________ ____________

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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    Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

    lol this ones funny too:

    Nasruddin's Car Drive

    Mullah Nasruddin and his wife are in their car driving.

    Suddenly his wife screams, "STOP THE CAR!!!"

    "What is it?" Mullah Nasruddin asks.

    "Turn around and go back home!! I forgot to turn off the oven!! The house will burn down!!!"

    Mullah Nasruddin kept on driving.

    "Why aren't you turning around?"

    "The house won't burn down..." Mullah Nasruddin replied. "...I forgot to turn off the shower."

    From: http://www.geocities.com/mutmainaa/q...ic_humour.html
    check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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    • #3
      Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

      Originally posted by *hijab* View Post
      lol this ones funny too:

      Nasruddin's Car Drive

      Mullah Nasruddin and his wife are in their car driving.

      Suddenly his wife screams, "STOP THE CAR!!!"

      "What is it?" Mullah Nasruddin asks.

      "Turn around and go back home!! I forgot to turn off the oven!! The house will burn down!!!"

      Mullah Nasruddin kept on driving.

      "Why aren't you turning around?"

      "The house won't burn down..." Mullah Nasruddin replied. "...I forgot to turn off the shower."

      From: http://www.geocities.com/mutmainaa/q...ic_humour.html
      Awesome lol. :D

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      • #4
        Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

        I never got the first one.
        The indian actor Naseerudin Shah, in one his movies, sat in the train talking to two men. When the talk finished he told his servant to pull the chain. The train stopped, the guy came and asked whats up. He said make a u turn we have to drop these two guests off lol
        الصلوۃ والسلام علیک یا سیدی یارسول اللہ

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        • #5
          Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

          lol i dont have n e more husband and wife ones but i have other ones? or is this thread just for husband and wife jokes?
          check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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          • #6
            Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

            Originally posted by Kasim2k7 View Post
            I never got the first one.
            Neither did i. Erm, try reading it again, slowly. :up:

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            • #7
              Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

              Originally posted by *hijab* View Post
              lol i dont have n e more husband and wife ones but i have other ones? or is this thread just for husband and wife jokes?
              Go ahead, post 'em. ;)

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              • #8
                Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                Surrounded by Muslims
                Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there".


                The other man says, "We'll how about Saudi Arabia then?"
                The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too."

                The other man suggests a trip to the US but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one."


                The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims"

                At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any Muslims there!"

                from: http://www.netmuslims.com/humor/
                check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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                • #9
                  Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                  Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

                  "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
                  check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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                  • #10
                    Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                    Originally posted by *hijab* View Post
                    Surrounded by Muslims
                    Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there".


                    The other man says, "We'll how about Saudi Arabia then?"
                    The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too."

                    The other man suggests a trip to the US but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one."


                    The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims"

                    At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any Muslims there!"

                    from: http://www.netmuslims.com/humor/
                    Wow! Hahahaha this is brilliant!!! :D

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                    • #11
                      Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                      Originally posted by *hijab* View Post
                      Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

                      "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
                      Awesome! :up:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                        An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!

                        From: http://youth.ibn.net/humor2.asp?CAT=Muslim
                        check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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                        • #13
                          Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                          Originally posted by *hijab* View Post
                          looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!

                          From: http://youth.ibn.net/humor2.asp?CAT=Muslim[/B][/COLOR]
                          ..Thus falling over the cliff? Ouch!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                            Originally posted by MrOnline View Post
                            ..Thus falling over the cliff? Ouch!
                            yh lol
                            check out this blog>>>http://myworldmuslimah.wordpress.com/

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                            • #15
                              Re: Wife Vs Husband [LOLLLLL]

                              Originally posted by MrOnline View Post
                              Neither did i. Erm, try reading it again, slowly. :up:

                              your missing the clincher......

                              The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
                              had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
                              wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed which read.

                              "Wake up, it;s 5 o clock!"

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