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  • Ever Wonder..?

    Pretty Silly But a little humorous

    -EVER WONDER...

    - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

    - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

    - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Also Only In America:

    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
    " The issue in palestine will not be solved by the United States or any western country. It's not going to be solved by Dan Six Pack or Sally Soccer mom! " Anwar Al-Awlaki


  • #2
    Re: Ever Wonder..?

    that's quite funny and very true. Jazzakallahu Khairan.
    When I grow up, I want to be just like my aunty Nazias and Insomniac Insha Allah...A TREE HUGGER :love: :inlove: :love:
    BOYCOTT CATTERKILLERS!!!


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    • #3
      Re: Ever Wonder..?

      oh and we all thought that humankind was the smartest of all.

      the simple surprises and coincidences

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      • #4
        Re: Ever Wonder..?
        • Why isn't phonetics spelled phonetically?
        • Why are there Braille signs at the drive-through windows at the bank?
        • If a deaf kid swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
        • What's another word for synonym?
        • Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
        • Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
        • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
        • Is it possible to be "totally partial?"
        • Would a fly that loses its wings be called a "walk?"
        • If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
        • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
        • If people can have triplets and quadruplets why not singlets and doublets?
        • Is Atheism a non-prophet organization.
        • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where is the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
        • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
        • Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
        • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
        • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
        • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
        • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
        • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
        • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
        • If flying is so safe, why is the airport called 'terminal'?
        .لا نريد زعيما يخاف البيت الإبيض
        نريد زعيما يخاف الواحد الأحد
        دولة الإسلامية باقية





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        • #5
          Re: Ever Wonder..?

          Why is a boxing ring square?

          Why is it called lipstick if you can still move
          your lips?

          Why is it considered necessary to nail down
          the lid of a coffin?

          Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

          Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

          Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98,
          you have to click on Start?

          Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
          an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

          Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
          dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

          Why is the man who invests all your money
          called a broker?

          Why is the third hand on the watch called
          a second hand?

          Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
          called rush hour?

          Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

          Why isn't there a special name for the tops of
          your feet?

          Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

          Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

          Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when
          you can't drink and drive?
          .لا نريد زعيما يخاف البيت الإبيض
          نريد زعيما يخاف الواحد الأحد
          دولة الإسلامية باقية





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          • #6
            Re: Ever Wonder..?

            1. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
            2. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
            3. Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
            4. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
            5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
            6. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
            7. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
            8. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
            9. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
            10. If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?
            11. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
            12. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
            13. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
            14. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
            15. Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
            16. Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
            17. Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments?
            18. Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
            19. Why does cleave mean both to adhere and separate?
            20. If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards would he end up owing you money?
            21. Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
            22. When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they?
            23. What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?
            24. If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
            25. Sean Fitzpatrick, but does Patrick fit Sean?
            26. streetsign: "To the Braille Institute". Who's it for?
            27. If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
            28. If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?
            29. Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
            30. Why do people in Alaska buy white cars?
            31. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
            32. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
            33. If you're in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast?
            34. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
            35. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
            36. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
            37. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
            38. Is there another word for synonym?
            39. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
            40. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
            41. If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
            42. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
            43. Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
            44. If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypoocrite?
            45. Why do they call them apartments, when they're all together?
            46. Who was the idiot that decided to put an "s" in the word lisp?
            47. Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
            48. Where does your lap go when you stand up?
            49. If instant oatmeal is instant, then why does it take 1 to 2 minutes to cook in the microwave?
            50. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
            51. Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder?
            52. Can fat people go skinny dipping?
            53. Why do they use artificial lemon juice in bottled lemon juice and use real lemon juice in dish soap?
            54. Why don't they make the entire airplane out of the same material that the indestructible black box is made of?
            55. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
            56. If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?
            57. If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?
            58. Why are boxing rings square?
            59. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
            60. Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
            61. Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
            62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
            63. Why is phoenetically not pronounced phoenetically?
            64. If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut?
            65. Why do people order a super-sized Big Mac™ meal with a Diet Coke?
            66. Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway?
            67. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
            68. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
            69. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
            70. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
            71. Why do they call it a building? It looks like they are finished Why isn't it a built?
            72. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
            73. Did you ever wonder why kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
            74. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
            75. Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
            76. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
            77. How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
            78. How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
            79. How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
            80. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
            81. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
            82. Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
            83. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
            84. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
            85. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
            86. What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
            87. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
            88. How come there aren't B batteries?
            89. How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
            90. Is a metaphor like a simile?
            91. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
            92. How is it possible to have a civil war?
            93. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
            94. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
            95. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
            96. If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime?
            97. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
            98. How can there be self-help "groups"?
            99. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
            100. How do you throw away a garbage can?
            101. How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
            102. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
            103. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
            104. Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
            105. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
            106. Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
            107. How do you remove a club soda stain?
            108. What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
            109. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
            110. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
            111. How do blind people know when they are done wiping their behinds?
            112. If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why bother practice?
            113. If hunting season means you can kill animals, and fishing season means you can catch fish, what is the tourist season?
            114. Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already
            115. there?
            116. How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials?
            117. When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
            118. Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple?
            119. Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
            120. Why do lumberjacks cut trees down and then chop them up?
            121. What's the deal with Grapenuts? They're neither grape nor nuts.
            122. How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
            123. If we call people from Poland poles why don't we call people from Holand holes?
            124. If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
            125. Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes while Pluto barks naked?
            126. If you wanted to mummify a fly, would you use dental floss?
            127. If the husband dies, the wife is called a widow, if a child's parents die, it is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?
            128. Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them?
            129. Why is it called American football when they rarely use their feet to play?
            130. Why do you put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
            131. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
            132. Why does an alarm clock said to go "off" when it actually turns on?
            133. Why are they stairs inside but steps outside?
            134. Why does pizza come in a square box?
            135. How does a fish sleep?
            136. Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
            137. Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
            138. If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages?
            .لا نريد زعيما يخاف البيت الإبيض
            نريد زعيما يخاف الواحد الأحد
            دولة الإسلامية باقية





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            • #7
              Re: Ever Wonder..?

              Go Head Abu-Mubarak!! Great Stuff :rotfl: hehehe...:up: :up: :up:
              " The issue in palestine will not be solved by the United States or any western country. It's not going to be solved by Dan Six Pack or Sally Soccer mom! " Anwar Al-Awlaki

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              • #8
                Re: Ever Wonder..?

                Originally posted by LastFriday View Post
                - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
                not entirely true cuz some of us have a special talent
                Screaming, But Will Never Be Heard

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                • #9
                  Re: Ever Wonder..?

                  Originally posted by GuCcI View Post
                  not entirely true cuz some of us have a special talent
                  Agreed :D
                  Al-Ghazali said, "If you see Allah, Mighty and Magnificent, holding back this world from you, frequently trying you with adversity and tribulation, know that you hold a great status with Him. Know that He is dealing with you as He does with His Awliya' and chosen elite, and is watching over you, have you not heard His saying, "So wait steadfastly for the judgment of your Lord - you are certainly before Our eyes.[At-Tur 52:48]

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