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    A question was asked to married sisters!

    In a women's seminar, a question was asked to all married sisters "when did you last time say 'i love you' to your husband". They all gave different replies, some said "few days ago", some said " today" some said "can't remember".

    Then, they all were advised to type " i love you" and send sms on their husbands' mobile phones and see and share what their husbands send in reply. The winner with best reply will get the grand prize.

    So, they sent that sms and after a while they start getting replies, which were as below:

    Husband 1: are you feeling alright?
    Husband 2: do you need some money?
    Husband 3: do you want to visit your parents?
    Husband 4: do you want me to cook dinner tonight?
    Husband 5: what do you exactly mean?
    Husband 6: are you dreaming or am i?
    Husband 7: do you need a new jewelry set?
    Husband 8: there is so much work in the office and you are getting romantic?
    Husband 9: i have told you many times to stop watching drama serials.
    Husband 10: have you again crashed the car?
    Husband 11: i love you too...

    And judges were about to announce "Husband 11" as a winner but shortly after his first sms he sent another sms "....but who are you?"

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Lololol this is sad

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    lmao hahha nice one

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    "Have you again crashed the car?"Lol

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    oh

    I wanted to laugh this time round

    sounds more like what the wife's reply would be after the husband texting that as it's too dodgy

    lol
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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Theistic View Post
    his first sms he sent another sms "....but who are you?"
    I am surprised this user didn't write ....but who are you? Wife 1, 2,3 or 4?
    Let not your love be infatuation and let not your hatred be destruction.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    This was indeed funny .
    Ya Allah,
    Make me a stronger person today. Make me a better person out of all these. It is no longer bearable for me for my heart is aching and You are the only One who knows how I feel. Nothing is making sense to myself and for anyone else for that matter especially to the one person I wish to understand me better than anybody else.
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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    1, 2, 5, and 10 are me.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by shay5 View Post
    I am surprised this user didn't write ....but who are you? Wife 1, 2,3 or 4?
    You did it though, sister.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoic Believer View Post
    1, 2, 5, and 10 are me.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    I don't get it.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by zi-zizou View Post
    I don't get it.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one
    ▪️••• 〰 Say what you wish in abuse of me, for my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response, but rather it does not befit the lion to answer the dogs. 〰 •••▪️

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahk92 View Post
    I'm glad I'm not the only one
    Well my excuse is because I is well old...but you is welcome to borrow it too.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by zi-zizou View Post
    Well my excuse is because I is well old...but you is welcome to borrow it too.
    Can't borrow it if I'm not old ... my excuse is I'm tired ��
    ▪️••• 〰 Say what you wish in abuse of me, for my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response, but rather it does not befit the lion to answer the dogs. 〰 •••▪️

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    You're still at it? At least find some new material. This is getting old.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Funny
    There is a clock on your forehead counting down to the time of your death. Only Allah knows how many seconds are left on it

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by zi-zizou View Post
    I don't get it.
    +1

    I haven't the slightest clue what the joke is.
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    The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "None of you will have faith till he wishes for his (Muslim) brother what he likes for himself." [Bukhari]

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    lol I found this funny
    I honestly thought that females say those words a lot when married..
    And that it would be the males who didn't..
    Lol this is funny bt irl tht kinda text would be normal to ur spouse so wouldnt get such reactions
    To think the female wants summat is what most of them are :/ that materialism is disproportionate lol
    And with Him are the keys of the Ghayb (all that is hidden), none knows them but He. And He knows whatever there is in the land and in the sea; not a leaf falls, but He knows it. There is not a grain in the darkness of the earth nor anything fresh or dry, but is written in a Clear Record”
    [al-An’aam 6:59]

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Respect for those who did not get it.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Gimme a L
    Gimme a A
    Gimme a M
    Gimme a E
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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    I don't get it.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    So who won then?

    ?:-|

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    feel like wanna kill husbands No.7 & 8
    How merciful Allah on me by giving me respite,and I persist in my sins and Allah shields me

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu 'Abdullaah View Post
    So who won then?

    ?:-|

    all husbands were losers ... no winner
    How merciful Allah on me by giving me respite,and I persist in my sins and Allah shields me

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by myeverything View Post
    all husbands were losers ... no winner
    They'd have to be losers to marry those women.

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu 'Abdullaah View Post
    They'd have to be losers to marry those women.
    well, they all were good at KILLING any romantic gestures from their wives. So, no wonder their wives end up like this^^
    How merciful Allah on me by giving me respite,and I persist in my sins and Allah shields me

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by myeverything View Post
    well, they all were good at KILLING any romantic gestures from their wives. So, no wonder their wives end up like this^^
    Ended up like what? What's wrong with them?

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu 'Abdullaah View Post
    Ended up like what? What's wrong with them?
    Ended up afraid to be romantic ...The moment disappointment hits you, you will likely change. And if these disappointments are many, you will drastically change .. I believe

    Say no more man ...
    How merciful Allah on me by giving me respite,and I persist in my sins and Allah shields me

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    Re: A question was asked to married sisters!

    My husband would replay "OK", if I sent that text or say "I know I am awesome" LOL

 

 

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