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    Online Nikah!

    <CENTER>Online Nikkah Chat Transcript

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    Written by: Hamzah Moin


    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: aa
    Abdul: wa
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: what's going on?
    Abdul: nothing much.
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: did u get any word on the banquet hall?
    Abdul: ugh
    Abdul: i tried everywhere ayesha and every place was so expensive
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: OMG!!!
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: abdul!!
    Abdul: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/emb.gif
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: do you know much it sucks to wait! we've been waiting to get this nikkah done for months!
    Abdul: sorry http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/sad.gif
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: omg this is retarted
    Abdul: *retarded
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: shut upp
    Abdul: are you mad at me?
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: maybe http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/angry.gif
    Abdul: Well I have an idea (i)
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: oh this will be good http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/rolleyes.gif
    Abdul: we can have an online nikkah
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: a what?!
    Abdul: yeah! it should be easy to do. i think everyone we need is online right now. let's get it done!
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: oh wow
    Abdul: come on, i'm sinning right now just typing to you. let's nikkah this thing asap!
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: arright arright lemme call my abbu and tell him the story... that u r being stingy and don't want to book a banquet hall and just want to do it online http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/wink.gif lolzz
    Abdul: lol
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: brb
    Abdul: k

    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: omg my dad agrees haha
    Abdul: hahah i knew it. we're sooo stereotypical memons eh
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: yeah lolz
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: ok now what
    Abdul: well i jsut explained to imam saab our ordeal. he has agreed to perform the nikkah
    Abdul: *just
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: phew

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif has been added to the conversation.

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: wtf
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: hu added me?!1
    Abdul: Imam it was me. i talked to you about it in the other window remember?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: oh yeah
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: do u no da hole ish?
    Abdul: sorry?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: fiqh man
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: imam i dont think u should substtute that as a curse word http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/omg.gif
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: wha?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: LOL
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: no no i meant the fiqh of a nikkah.
    Abdul: oh
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: hah yeah my bad.
    Abdul: hmmm i know the basics.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: no worries ill talk u threw it k?
    Abdul: k
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: first thing iz we need yo hunny bunny 2 leave da chat window
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: then we be needin her pops yknow wha im sayin?
    Abdul: so she has to leave and bring her dad in?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: str8 up
    Abdul: ok you got that ayesha? stay online but leave the window. and tell your dad to get online. i think he's on my list for some reason.
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: lolz my dad? he doesnt use msn 2 much. arright ill let him know.

    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif has left the conversation.

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: so where'd u 2 meet?
    Abdul: oh u know. she liked to view my naseeb journal and i liked her profile. a few salams and some private messages later it turned into a full blown http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/hug.gif fest on MSN
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: aww man astagfirullah
    Abdul: I know. thats why we're doing this nikkah.
    Abdul: nice her dad is on

    dr. khan (phd) has been added to the conversation.

    Abdul: salams uncle
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/h5.gif
    dr. khan (phd): haalo?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: duz da pops no da dillio?
    dr. khan (phd): ajeeb
    Abdul: hahah uncle i invited you in... you have to be part of the nikah.
    Abdul: basically you are speaking on behalf of Ayesha
    Abdul: you there uncle?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: damn dis nigga types slow. itz been saying "dr. khan (phd) is typing a message" for ages.
    dr. khan (phd): Yes I Am Here.
    dr. khan (phd): Please Hurry.
    dr. khan (phd): Chai Is Almost Ready.
    Abdul: lol
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: LOL wut a playa
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: anyhoo letz git dis sho on da road
    Abdul: okay.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: arright first ting ... u 2 mofos agreed to get hitch'd yeh? none of dis wuz forced?
    Abdul: yeah... it was all us.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: aight ... u have seen her b4 yeh? its good to no what she lookz like
    Abdul: yeah she sent me a pic of her
    dr. khan (phd): Ahh??
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: UH OH ... busted! lol
    Abdul: no no she had hijab on its all good.
    dr. khan (phd): http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/dis.gif
    Abdul: heh.
    Abdul: yeah.
    Abdul: hey imam you there?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: a/s/l?
    Abdul: WHAT?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: oh sorry man rong window lol
    Abdul: imam! hahah. i thought you were married!
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: I am. slots #2, #3, #4 still open http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/wink.gif
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: heh just remember u 2 dawgs arent like hitched yet aight. dont get hanky panky yet till we r done aight?
    Abdul: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/emb.gif k
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: aight aight. we need 2 witnesses. 1 dawg & 2 dawgettes or 2 dawgs. either way man.
    Abdul: I got two guys that aren't doing anything. They've already changed their screen name so they're all set.

    Witness #1 has been added to the conversation.
    witness #2 has been added to the conversation.

    Abdul: sup gentlemen
    witness #2: awwww man i didn't know his name would be capitalized.
    Witness #1: Waita go idiot.
    witness #2: stfu
    Abdul: Guys! we have an imam present! and an uncle!
    Witness #1: oh sorry.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: no worries dawg. inshallah that wont happen again ya hear?
    Witness #1: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/emb.gif
    dr. khan (phd): Be Right Back. I'm getting my chai.
    witness #2: WTF? the uncle is getting tea now!?
    Abdul: well we can't really do anything until he gets back.
    witness #2: dude omg omg. i got an exam tomorrow. WHO THE HELL DOES A NIKKAH ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT?
    Abdul: listen man you two were the only people on my list that were online so i asked you two to be the witnesses okay?
    Witness #1: pipe down witness #2.
    witness #2: i swear if i fail orgo tomorrow then your marriage will officially suck.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: yo dawg chill
    dr. khan (phd): I am back. Let's begin.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: aight aight. we gotz da wallee in the hizouse.
    witness #2: what is that
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: a walee is like the wife's dawg y'know? a guardian.
    witness #2: oh
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: next up is two witnesses.
    Witness #1: yeah i'm here.
    witness #2: same
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: i take it u both are dawgs
    Witness #1: as opposed to?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: dawgettes.
    Witness #1: ummm yeah i'm male.
    witness #2: ^ you sure fooled me.
    Abdul: lol
    witness #2: lol
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: LOL OWNED
    Witness #1: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/rolleyes.gif
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: aight aight. yo dr.k u dere?
    dr. khan (phd): Yes I Am Here.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: dawg u type funnie man.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: Abdullizo u gave yo hunny bunny the dowry right
    Abdul: ummm i gave her some http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/money.gif
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: good enuf. wut was da amount
    Abdul: i basically just pasted http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/money.gif 786 times in her window.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: lol dude that 786 ting is wacked
    Witness #1: yeah but it's easy to hack into any paki's e-mail account. there's always a 786 in there somewhere.
    witness #2: hey! it was you!
    Abdul: shut up guys i'm trying to get married
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: ok dr.k.
    dr. khan (phd): Yes?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: i need u to repeat this: "I, the brider's father and guardian, grant permission for ______ to marry my daughter ______ for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786 http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/money.gif in front of these two dawgs."
    dr. khan (phd): I Have To Write This Whole Thing Out?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: naw dawg. just copy paste it.
    dr. khan (phd): "I, the brider's father and guardian, grant permission for ______ to marry my daughter ______ for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786 http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/money.gif in front of these two dawgs."
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: naw dawg naw
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: u gotta fill in da blanks with bride and grooms name k

    dr. khan (phd):
    OK
    dr. khan (phd): "I, the brider's father and guardian, grant permission for Ayesha Khan to marry my daughter Abdul for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786 http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/money.gif in front of these two dawgs."
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: close. u just got it backwards lol.
    dr. khan (phd): lol
    dr. khan (phd): "I, the brider's father and guardian, grant permission for Abdul to marry my daughter Ayesha Khan for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786 http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/money.gif in front of these two kutai."
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: bam. str8 up gold
    Abdul: now what?
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: well itz da sunnah to da a khutbah but i cant do 1 right now
    witness #2: good I gotta study
    Witness #1: Shut up witness #2.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: so we just cut to me askin yo suga muffin if she accepts aight
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: k abdul. get outta here so we can invite her.
    Abdul: arright.

    Abdul has left the conversation.
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif has been added to the conversation.

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: yo sup ayesha
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: sup
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: k we need yo permission to be da wife of the Abdullizo.
    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: lol http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/emb.gif
    witness #2: what does that mean????
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: good enuf
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: now ged outta here so we can finis dis shiz

    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif has left the conversation.
    Abdul has been added to the conversation.

    Abdul: what happened?
    witness #2: she said no.
    Abdul: !! http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/omg.gif
    witness #2: jokes
    Witness #1: lol
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: LOL
    dr. khan (phd): hahaha
    Abdul: ugh
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: k now 4 da grand finale

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif has left the conversation.

    Abdul: what the hell!?
    witness #2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Witness #1: best wedding ever.

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif has been added to the conversation.

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: sorry dawgs. got d/c
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: abdullizo, do u accept Ayesha Khan as u r wife for 786 blings?
    Abdul: I accept.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: more.
    Abdul: errr... I accept Ayesha as my wife.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: bam. str8 up gold.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: did da uncle n witnesses c it?
    dr. khan (phd): Yes I did.
    Witness #1: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/yes.gif
    witness #2: http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/yes.gif
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: k u n ayesha r officially married.
    Abdul: yes!

    I'm getting married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif has been added to the conversation.

    Abdul: hey Ayesha. change your screen-name! we did it!
    I GOT married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: lol http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/love.gif
    witness #2: finally. congrats. http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/hug.gif i'm out. ws

    witness #2 has left the conversation.

    Witness #1: congrats. http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/hug.gif
    Witness #1: may Allah (SWT) bless your marriage.

    Witness #1 has left the conversation.

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: waita go playa.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: now to show da otha window sum love http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/wink.gif ws
    Abdul: Jazakallah Imam.
    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif: np

    The Imam - http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif "Baby Cause I'ma Thug" http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/music.gif has left the conversation.

    Abdul: alone! finally!
    I GOT married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: not quite.
    dr. khan (phd): Ayesha:
    I GOT married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: yes abbu?
    dr. khan (phd): Congratulations. I love you. Once you are done with this chat please come downstairs to clean the kitchen. Khudahafiz.

    dr. khan (phd) has left the conversation. I GOT married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: lol he could have just shouted. i'm only a floor above him.
    Abdul: so now what?
    I GOT married *screams* http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/flower.gif: oh ... http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/love.gif you know http://www.maniacmuslim.com/images/wink.gif

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    HAAHHAHA..im printing this foshizzle out haha..o man sajid u gave me a good laff..and ya allah i needed it..ur the dog..dog..haha
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    LOL, i just knew mr sajid was going to place this here, I like the yahoo one post that here saj
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    3:103 And hold fast, all together, unto the bond with God, and do not draw apart from one another. And remember the blessings which God has bestowed upon you: how, when you were enemies, He brought your hearts together, so that through His blessing you became brethren; and [how, when] you were on the brink of a fiery abyss. He saved you from it. In this way God makes clear His messages unto you, so that you might find guidance.

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    lol nah its from the site maniacmuslims.com

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    rofl!!!

    The imam swears :|.

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    is that even a site..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sajid
    lol nah its from the site maniacmuslims.com
    http://www.maniacmuslim.com/

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    Sorry i found this hilarious!
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    i didn't finish reading it, i did read have of it. this Was Funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muslimah


    Sorry i found this hilarious!
    me too i was cracking up laughing the whole way thru it LOL! nice one saj
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    funny and scary

    just like Omar's new avatar of elmo.... (which I think is being run way too fast on my browser...... looks like he's on something )





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    Quote Originally Posted by dhakiyya
    funny and scary

    just like Omar's new avatar of elmo.... (which I think is being run way too fast on my browser...... looks like he's on something )
    elmo's cute!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhakiyya
    funny and scary

    just like Omar's new avatar of elmo.... (which I think is being run way too fast on my browser...... looks like he's on something )
    loll true does speed up sometimes :P

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    w0o0o0oh0o0oo00o0o0o0o i gt diz in a email l0o0o0olw 0oh0o0o0o00o0o0o0o

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    Lol, it was funny alright, the Imam was the best alright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser
    Lol, it was funny alright, the Imam was the best alright.
    Bro-k show some emotion!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omar
    loll true does speed up sometimes :P
    on my browser he looks like he's at a kaafir party and took some e's

    how do I make him go normal speed??????





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    Quote Originally Posted by dhakiyya
    on my browser he looks like he's at a kaafir party and took some e's

    how do I make him go normal speed??????
    lollllllllll it dont look that bad does it

    Not sure if elmo can slow down he's on a high which wont burn of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser
    Lol, it was funny alright, the Imam was the best alright.
    3:103 And hold fast, all together, unto the bond with God, and do not draw apart from one another. And remember the blessings which God has bestowed upon you: how, when you were enemies, He brought your hearts together, so that through His blessing you became brethren; and [how, when] you were on the brink of a fiery abyss. He saved you from it. In this way God makes clear His messages unto you, so that you might find guidance.

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    soooooo anyone had similar experiences

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    Quote Originally Posted by sajid
    soooooo anyone had similar experiences
    U first

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    i think Elmos on w/e that sheik was on..lol
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    gosh that was sooo funny... but can u actually hav an online nikah??
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    technically..yes i believe..i mean the dad was there..altho the sheikh was haha
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    no lol not with all that copy and paste business lol plus if you can speak..then everything in the nikkah should be heard
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    yeah..i wouldnt mind it..lol
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    it wuld b pretty wierd.. gettin married over the net..lol
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    yeah..i gues..but if u reali loved the person..and there was difficulties in the arrangements..
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    oh tru
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    ya..
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    no..nuh-uh..do not be naive..especially if that kind of nikkah would be the only nikkah you'd be having..or for example if the relationship was long distance..you'd be hurting yourselves...it'd have to be like..a last last last resort which you'd go into knowing the consequences
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    naaa...it be temporary..havin an online nikka..and just havin it as that...is dumb lol..
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    well if i was really desprate i wud hav a small onine nikkah and then just hav it egan but like with the ppl there like in a room! can u hav that?
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    yeaah even that 'is dumb' i mean...depending on how long it was going to be temporary for..otherwise hm i guess it could be a good idea say if the two people were living too far away from each other and there was absolutely no way of getting together but everything else was fine such as senior family members etc..but hm everything depends depends depends..it all just depends..on the situation i guess
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    yeah it can be done and has been...

    But it would not be done in such a manner as it was done here. This was for your entertainment. It is similar to the marriage by proxy sort of thing.

    The voice should be heard. The voices of the witnesses should be heard. The Imam should be a valid Imam someone who is in the ability of marrying others. The wali must be present. The brother who is marrynig the sister should be present and it should be certain that the sister is in agreeance. After which it should be MADE known to others that this nikkah has been performed to remove doubts and to make the nikah public.

    The contract should be discussed, as well the mahr should be set into place. I would advise making all other possible attempts to marry in another way if at all possible but if this is the only way and you fear there could be harm in not marrying and there is no other options in place it is best to marry in this way inshaa allah.
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