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    Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    it's two tyred


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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    it's two tyred


    Highlight my post to find the answer. Better guess before looking.
    Wow, the emoji though :O Who on Earth invented it?!!!!! :O or better created it?

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by DerGläubiger View Post
    Wow, the emoji though :O Who on Earth invented it?!!!!! :O or better created it?
    What emoji? This one?
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    What emoji? This one?
    exactly

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by DerGläubiger View Post
    exactly
    Hahah I don't know. It's just for laughs
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    it's two tyred


    Highlight my post to find the answer. Better guess before looking.
    I'm pretty sure it because of the centripetal force which allows the bike to stand up and not fall down

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Don't tell anymore jokes.
    "Why Do We Fill Our Hearts With Everything But Allah And Expect Not To Fall Apart"

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Faith1 View Post
    Don't tell anymore jokes.
    Why, what's wrong with jokes

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by ZahinC View Post
    Why, what's wrong with jokes
    I'm just saying they were all lame
    "Why Do We Fill Our Hearts With Everything But Allah And Expect Not To Fall Apart"

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by iRepIslam View Post
    Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
    *
    Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

    Haahhahahahahahahah rofl
    Sis I get pulled over for my window film so often I have such a mischeivious urge to say this LOL

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    I was sitting on a double decker the other day and I wondered if @iRepIslam knows any chocolate jokes as shes such a smartie it'll be a picnic for her.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    :

    A man walked into a bar....
    It hurt
    It may not be easy, you may not understand it, but you need to have the Imaan to trust Allah when life doesn't make sense.
    "Whoever intends eternal happiness, then let him hold tight to the threshold of servitude.” ibn Taymiyyah.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    lol, love this thread

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    I thought this was a serious question
    'Whatever it be wherein ye differ, the decision thereof is with Allah: such is Allah my Lord: In Him I trust, and to Him I turn.' The Holy Qu'ran Al Shura (Consultation)

    So, which of the favours of your lord will you deny? ~ Surah Ar Rahman

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ya'sin View Post
    I thought this was a serious question
    lol me 2

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by WeBelieve View Post
    lol, love this thread
    Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

    The retail store
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    What did one hat say to the other hat?


    You stay there, I'll go on ahead!



    (I really shouldn't be laughing this much)

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    What did the old scouse fella say to his friend about his birthday?

    Aye matey!

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Who was the roundest knight to sit at Arthur's round table?

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life,
    an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .
    In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

    Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring
    back at him. 'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'

    He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on
    the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in
    the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there
    and look at it.

    His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.
    So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found
    the mirror

    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly cow
    he's running around with.'

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?









    istinja

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by nonameakhi View Post
    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?









    istinja
    That is vile and lewd and disgusting. Did I really expect you would make such a distasteful joke? No, I did not.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    It may not be easy, you may not understand it, but you need to have the Imaan to trust Allah when life doesn't make sense.
    "Whoever intends eternal happiness, then let him hold tight to the threshold of servitude.” ibn Taymiyyah.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    Who was the roundest knight to sit at Arthur's round table?
    Circumference? Yes!

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    Circumference? Yes!

    Sir cumference
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Courtesy of my younger brother
    aWZxx94_460s.jpg

    Looooool
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by eesa the kiwi View Post
    Courtesy of my younger brother
    aWZxx94_460s.jpg

    Looooool
    Looool Ive seen this before
    O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by *sheba* View Post
    Looool Ive seen this before
    My little bro showed me, I thought it was hilarious
    Lol he's a funny kid. It was my sister's birthday and he bought her a cake from the cheesecake shop saying happy birthday Andrew (his name) and then crossed out Andrew and put her name
    It's like kid you're still breathing after that? She didn't murder you in your sleep? Lool
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by eesa the kiwi View Post
    My little bro showed me, I thought it was hilarious
    Lol he's a funny kid. It was my sister's birthday and he bought her a cake from the cheesecake shop saying happy birthday Andrew (his name) and then crossed out Andrew and put her name
    It's like kid you're still breathing after that? She didn't murder you in your sleep? Lool
    Looool, what was her reaction?
    O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity~ Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by *sheba* View Post
    Looool, what was her reaction?
    She laughed but I'm not sure if she was too impressed lool
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    Sir cumference
    Ahahahahha

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    We're allowed to marry four, but I don't think that's necessary cos you're a 10
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    We're allowed to marry four, but I don't think that's necessary cos you're a 10
    If that doesn't win the heart of your potential idk what will...

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    If that doesn't win the heart of your potential idk what will...
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    What do you call a sad cup of coffee?


    Depresso.



    Why do shoemakers go to heaven?


    Because they have good soles.




    Why was the stadium so cold?


    Because there were a lot of fans.
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?


    He doesn't like being followed.
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    What do you call a sad cup of coffee?


    Depresso.



    Why do shoemakers go to heaven?


    Because they have good soles.




    Why was the stadium so cold?


    Because there were a lot of fans.
    Some of the most corniest jokes I've heard in my life lol.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Deeni Akh View Post
    Some of the most corniest jokes I've heard in my life lol.
    You're welcome


    What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?


    I don't wanna be Obama self.
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    You're welcome


    What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?


    I don't wanna be Obama self.
    who comes up with this stuff

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Deeni Akh View Post
    who comes up with this stuff
    The interwebz




    Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

    because they got lost at C!


    What did one plate say to the other?

    Lunch is on me.
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