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    Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    it's two tyred


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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by iRepIslam View Post
    Because it has no training wheels...


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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.






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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why'd the coffee file a police report?

    Because it got mugged! Hahahaha
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why'd the coffee file a police report?

    Because it got mugged! Hahahaha
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.


    Where did John go after the explosion?

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why can't Afghans watch TV?

    Because there is a telly-ban

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    I love some of the jokes that's been posted here. Can't think of any, but I'll steal some from here to use

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    these are all lame as

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by ashmeo View Post
    it's two tyred


    Highlight my post to find the answer. Better guess before looking.
    I was going to say that, as an inanimate object it cannot hold itself up/balance.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    gravity........

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    cuz they are crippled

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by CuckoosNest View Post
    these are all lame as
    horse's leg?
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tide2006 View Post
    I was going to say that, as an inanimate object it cannot hold itself up/balance.
    Boooo
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Revive this thread!
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    Revive this thread!

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    @Cptn._.Mario

    Share more for lols
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    what do you call a dinosaur with one eye
    A doyouthinkhesaurus
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    As a PI I travel a lot, which is why my wife bought me this new fangled luggage that, at this moment in time, I couldn't for the life of me figure out...then I realised it was an open and shut case.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rifqah View Post
    As a PI I travel a lot, which is why my wife bought me this new fangled luggage that, at this moment in time, I couldn't for the life of me figure out...then I realised it was an open and shut case.
    lolz
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by *sheba* View Post
    @Cptn._.Mario

    Share more for lols
    Why don't couples go to the gym?

    Cos relationships don't work out
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    Why don't couples go to the gym?

    Cos relationships don't work out
    Loool

    I have one :

    How do you tell if a vampire is sick?...
    He is always coffin.
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by *sheba* View Post
    Loool

    I have one :

    How do you tell if a vampire is sick?...
    He is always coffin.
    Lool! Hahaha!

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    What did the fish say when it hit its head on a wall?

    Dam!!!
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cptn._.Mario View Post
    Lool! Hahaha!

    My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
    (^ :] )
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why are the play-on-word jokes, funnier than regular jokes?



    Husband: I love you!

    Wife: I love you too, in fact I would fight the whole world for you!

    Husband: #puzzled. But you fight with me the most!

    Wife: That's because you are the world to me
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rifqah View Post
    Why are the play-on-word jokes, funnier than regular jokes?
    Husband: I love you!

    Wife: I love you too, in fact I would fight the whole world for you!

    Husband: #puzzled. But you fight with me the most!

    Wife: That's because you are the world to me
    It's because they are punnier! Haha
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    (^ :] Post above, and the one above that.)
    Last edited by Fakhri; 01-01-17 at 09:48 AM.
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Mrs Eskimo to her friend... "my husband is so cold"

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why does the poor man drink coffee?


    Because he has no proper-Tea

    A man throws a fish out of the water and kills it,why?


    Because he didn't want it to drown
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by mazuiz View Post
    Why does the poor man drink coffee?


    Because he has no proper-Tea
    Lool
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    What do you call it when Batman skips church?
    Christian bale
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by eesa the kiwi View Post
    What do you call it when Batman skips church?
    Christian bale
    Smh, you are too slow, bright already did this one.


    I have a funny one, but it's not appropriate, so won't share.
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?































































































































    If it didnt stand on any it'd fall over -.-

    hahahaha lol rofl
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Quote Originally Posted by *sheba* View Post
    Smh, you are too slow, bright already did this one.


    I have a funny one, but it's not appropriate, so won't share.
    Don't you get sick of Harry potter jokes? I mean siriusly

    Lol black humour (Sirius black humour figure I spell that one out in case anyone thinks I'm being rascist )
    @*sheba* most of the ones I know are like that. My brother is shocking for them and they stick in my head. They're not rude or rasist just offensive
    Actually despite knowing a few like this I don't ever want to mention them as I don't want the angels to write it down in my book of deeds
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey
    "Let the days do as they please
    And be optimistic when destiny decrees
    Do not despair due to the events of the past
    For the events of this world were not meant to last"

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    Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    @Lavender

    Funny
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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Why are penguins socially awkward?


    Because they can't break the ice.

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    How much does a Mustang cost?


    More than you can a Ford!

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    Re: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Funniest one

    What did earth say to the other planets?


    You guys have no life.

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    Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
    *
    Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

    Haahhahahahahahahah rofl
    إقراء القران فإنه يأتي يوم القيامة شفيعا لأصحابه

 

 

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