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    Bros Fun thread



    So I thought the forum is getting a bit dry now so I want try to liven it up with this thread insh'Allah

    But please be aware this thread is only for Brothers.

    So let's get started.

    How do you keep a man from drowning? You get his wife off his back
    Last edited by hasan2013; 01-03-16 at 10:56 PM.

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Faith reloaded View Post
    Time to call RAS
    You're the biggest offender. I have RAS'd you.

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Okay lads....

    You've all got to unite together and do me a huge favour...

    Campaign for me to get a pink username.

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deeni Akh View Post
    My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

    Lol may Allah grant us the best wives

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Quote Originally Posted by hasan2013 View Post
    Lol may Allah grant us the best wives
    Before you think of 4 wives, think of 4 mother in laws.

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    My newest song has over 500 plays

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    Quote Originally Posted by srahman33 View Post
    Before you think of 4 wives, think of 4 mother in laws.
    Ah no probs, the son in law is pretty much treated like a king in my culture

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Khan8 View Post
    Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.
    Lol first actually funny one
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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    lol salam
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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post
    lol salam
    Ah long time no see my bro. How you been?

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    "It was love at second sight with my wife... The first time she didn't know I had money."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post
    lol salam
    Abu Jareeeer wat up dawwg?!

    How you being? How was your eid?

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    X
    I am just a simple nomad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hasan2013 View Post
    Ah long time no see my bro. How you been?
    yh Im good Alhamdulillah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeni Akh View Post
    Abu Jareeeer wat up dawwg?!

    How you being? How was your eid?
    been busy lol Im good G
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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Hey akhi's how ya doiiinnnn
    xxxx

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    Hey akhi's how ya doiiinnnn
    xxxx
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    Get lost you freak. I'm reporting you.
    why

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiroInDisguise View Post
    Hey akhi's how ya doiiinnnn
    xxxx
    Quote Originally Posted by srahman33 View Post
    Get lost you freak. I'm reporting you.
    Quote Originally Posted by KiroInDisguise View Post
    why
    XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabertooth View Post
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    Maybe the report is the mahr/dowry
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    And @Fakhri @Deeni Akh @Linkducer @AbulUthman + @ ??
    How dare you mutilate the username of the wahabi?
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    Rather my words have become praiseworthy due to their mention of Muhammad ."

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    Bros Fun thread

    Bump

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    Interesting.
    If following Aḥmad makes me a 'Wahhābī', then I declare that I am one.

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    how do you get rich ?

    get a job
    "arm yourself with knowledge and laugh at the accusers"
    me - 2017

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    Quote Originally Posted by magok View Post
    how do you get rich ?

    get a job
    lol...

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    Re: Bros Fun thread

    Anyone else on this thread having fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilOlympi View Post
    My newest song has over 500 plays
    That's nothing

    If I wrote a song I bet could get over 600 plays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    That's nothing

    If I wrote a song I bet could get over 600 plays
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post
    Like a soldier Ima fast ma 30 days for my lord

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzW3GRbUd2w

    Sami Yusuf wishes he could be this tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzW3GRbUd2w

    Sami Yusuf wishes he could be this tbh
    No, not my thing bro ahaha

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    No, not my thing bro ahaha
    another black boy shaded by Allah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post
    another black boy shaded by Allah
    Huh? I don't understand you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    Huh? I don't understand you
    Allah didn't say you was my judge, so don’t worry about me, I’m alright bruv

    I'm just tryna do the best I can for Allah
    I'm just tryna keep it real, I'm not tryna be a star
    They like to talk about my life, they don't know how it is
    I'm a true soldier, they can't change the way I live
    Muslim, call me fake, call me what you want
    I'm just here to deliver my message, then the boy is gone
    I spit knowledge in them songs, but I change lives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post
    lmao!

    Like a soldier you're going to troll this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    lmao!

    Like a soldier you're going to troll this forum.
    Yh like a soldier
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    Yh like a soldier

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    like a soldier....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Jarir View Post


    like a soldier....
    You're obsessed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morose View Post
    You're obsessed
    This is my wife
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