knife attack

[Al-Irhaab]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention

[Torn.Rose]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention


ouch! dats sounds well painfull!

if still bleeding...u myt need to get it checked...30 mins is long time!

sue ur mate...lol!

[Ebony]

Attention Seeker :torture:

[Torn.Rose]

Attention Seeker :torture:

ah...dats harsh!lol

[Ebony]

He admitted it.
It's what hes good at sis :p

[Al-Irhaab]

ah...dats harsh!lol

i kno after the pain im in im typing with one hand aswell :crying::crying:

[Torn.Rose]

i kno after the pain im in im typing with one hand aswell :crying::crying:

oh ok...i see whats going on here! ...lol

[Ebony]

i kno after the pain im in im typing with one hand aswell :crying::crying:

Oh go cry a river :rolleyes:

Moody

[PaGaL~LaDo0]

aint u mena g0 0zptl 0r sumfin if d@ apnnz :eek:

ver u plyin vid nfez0r sumfin :eek3: @)

[Al-Irhaab]

we voz openin sumtin anyway on a serious note any advice cus i nearly blacked out dnt know if its due to blood loss which i doubt cus ive had much worse or cus of lack of food combined with blood loss :rubeyes:

[MMS]

next hes going to sayy ooooh my fingers are hurting i cant tray tarawih at the masjid today :rolleyes:

what a big girl

[Al-Irhaab]

next hes going to sayy ooooh my fingers are hurting i cant tray tarawih at the masjid today :rolleyes:

what a big girl

it was after tarawih :rolleyes:

wot u not doing there u got bigger beard then the imam :rolleyes:

[ur_yusra]

we voz openin sumtin anyway on a serious note any advice cus i nearly blacked out dnt know if its due to blood loss which i doubt cus ive had much worse or cus of lack of food combined with blood loss :rubeyes:

Buy some steri strips to stop blood flow.

Eat food rich in iron like red meat and drink plenty of fluids.

[muslimah85]

didnt you end up in hospital? :(

[Abu Mus'ab]

we voz openin sumtin anyway on a serious note any advice cus i nearly blacked out dnt know if its due to blood loss which i doubt cus ive had much worse or cus of lack of food combined with blood loss :rubeyes:

It cant be blood loss,when i bleed i fill minimum a 5 litre bottle,and i dont black out *Roll Eyes*

Just put some mercurochrome on some cotton wool and keep it on the bleeding part,it will stop the bleeding in a few minutes.

[H_2]

didnt you end up in hospital? :(

MAybe he's posting from hospital :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

didnt you end up in hospital? :(

cant be bothered too late here...:torture:

[Al-Irhaab]

Buy some steri strips to stop blood flow.

Eat food rich in iron like red meat and drink plenty of fluids.

fluids can do, no red meat, dont know wot steri strips are , friends gone to buy some plasters :zzz:

[Ebony]

He'd rather come here, where everyone would flock to him asking "oh what happened? you ok?"

Whereas at the hospital they'd stitch his fingers back on, give him codeine and tell him to bolt

:torture:

[MMS]

it was after tarawih :rolleyes:

wot u not doing there u got bigger beard then the imam :rolleyes:

jealous because ur nothing but a big girl :coolbro:

i thought attention seeking was a girl thing :rubeyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

It cant be blood loss,when i bleed i fill minimum a 5 litre bottle,and i dont black out *Roll Eyes*

Just put some mercurochrome on some cotton wool and keep it on the bleeding part,it will stop the bleeding in a few minutes.

no mercuchrome no cotton wool , wrappen in tissues at the moment gnna try some ethanol to disinfect might help seal the wounds, stupid cut is too straight... :torture:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention


Butter fingers.

[Abu Mus'ab]

fluids can do, no red meat, dont know wot steri strips are , friends gone to buy some plasters :zzz:

You dont know what steri strip is? *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

He'd rather come here, where everyone would flock to him asking "oh what happened? you ok?"

Whereas at the hospital they'd stitch his fingers back on, give him codeine and tell him to bolt

:torture:

why would they give codeine :rolleyes:

they would disinfect dont need stitches i dont think, would cover help seal wound advise fluid intake icrease sugar and possibly salt, and increase iron content to replace blood :rolleyes:

[ur_yusra]

Butter fingers.

He breaks pens simply by holding them :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

Butter fingers.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

i just looked at my friend tght wot a spaz and walked into the bathroom, then i nearly blacked out :rubeyes:

[Ebony]

why would they give codeine :rolleyes:

they would disinfect dont need stitches i dont think, would cover help seal wound advise fluid intake icrease sugar and possibly salt, and increase iron content to replace blood :rolleyes:

To sedate you so you'd quit harping on about it :torture:

Did you cut yourself whilst making a tuna sandwich? :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

To sedate you so you'd quit harping on about it :torture:

Did you cut yourself whilst making a tuna sandwich? :rolleyes:

they wldnt give u codeine :rolleyes: i dont scream . u trying to cause more trouble... no i gave up on the sandwiches decided subways is better

[Al-Irhaab]

He breaks pens simply by holding them :rolleyes:

nd how wld u know that...:rolleyes:

[Ebony]

Your a walking, breathing hazard

You should live in a bubble.

[Al-Irhaab]

Your a walking, breathing hazard

You should live in a bubble.

if im the hazard then everyone else shld live in the bubble :rolleyes:

[Ebony]

if im the hazard then everyone else shld live in the bubble :rolleyes:

Rather incarcerate you....your the problem, not everyone else.

Attention seeker :torture:`

[Salman Al-Farsi]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

i just looked at my friend tght wot a spaz and walked into the bathroom, then i nearly blacked out :rubeyes:


Stop typing like a girl.

[Al-Irhaab]

Stop typing like a girl.

wot with one hand :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

Rather incarcerate you....your the problem, not everyone else.

Attention seeker :torture:`

y r u gettin jealous for...

[ur_yusra]

nd how wld u know that...:rolleyes:

Its not rocket science.

[tauheedul]

lol get it checked by a doctor lol ;)

[Ebony]

y r u gettin jealous for...

Jealous? Of what? Your sliced hand? :0:

[H_2]

Its probably only a scratch anyway. And he's making this much of a fuss about it. I feel sorry for you Al irhaab :rolleyes:

[Hafsah]

he probz pricked his finger with a pin :rolleyes:

[ur_yusra]

Its probably only a scratch anyway. And he's making this much of a fuss about it. I feel sorry for you Al irhaab :rolleyes:

loooooooooool

:D

[Al-Irhaab]

Its not rocket science.

is it now i tght it was cus :rolleyes: hmmm let me see if i shld say or not :scratch:

[Ebony]

he probz pricked his finger with a pin :rolleyes:

:rotfl:

[H_2]

he probz pricked his finger with a pin :rolleyes:


And his screaming out in this much pain :rolleyes:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........it hurts :p

[ur_yusra]

is it now i tght it was cus :rolleyes: hmmm let me see if i shld say or not :scratch:

Say what?

[Hafsah]

a drop of blood and hes queasy

[Salman Al-Farsi]

he probz pricked his finger with a pin :rolleyes:

Things people would do to get bit of attention. :rolleyes:

[Hafsah]

self harming for attention :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

Its probably only a scratch anyway. And he's making this much of a fuss about it. I feel sorry for you Al irhaab :rolleyes:

with ur looks u shld keep ur sorryness ull need all the pity u can get :rolleyes:

i still dnt know whether ur a bro or sis... either ur a masculine sis or a ramureeth cant put my finger on which one :zzz:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

darn attention seekers.

[H_2]

His probaly bleeding all over his keyboard. Poor chap :rolleyes:

[Ebony]

Was it one of those foam toy knives? :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

with ur looks u shld keep ur sorryness ull need all the pity u can get :rolleyes:

i still dnt know whether ur a bro or sis... either ur a masculine sis or a ramureeth cant put my finger on which one :zzz:

You typed just fine here.

Drama queen

[Al-Irhaab]

a drop of blood and hes queasy

ah its not the blood i spilt a lot of blood before... must be the fasting...

[Al-Irhaab]

Say what?

shld i say :rolleyes:

[H_2]

with ur looks u shld keep ur sorryness ull need all the pity u can get :rolleyes:

i still dnt know whether ur a bro or sis... either ur a masculine sis or a ramureeth cant put my finger on which one :zzz:


Shut ur mouth. My looks are way better than yours.

And i dont come on here looking for sympathy you big girl!!!!!!!!!!!

[Al-Irhaab]

Shut ur mouth. My looks are way better than yours.

And i dont come on here looking for sympathy you big girl!!!!!!!!!!!

see now u sound like a masculine girl but i got gut feeling u is really a ranmureed so which one is it :torture:

[H_2]

see now u sound like a masculine girl but i got gut feeling u is really a ranmureed so which one is it :torture:

What crap are you talking about.

You'll now how masculine i am after you feel my fist in ur mouth.

Name the place and time. Fairyyyyyyyyyy

[Ebony]

:torture: Al-Irhaaaaaaaab

[ur_yusra]

Quit it boys.

[Al-Irhaab]

What crap are you talking about.

You'll now how masculine i am after you feel my fist in ur mouth.

Name the place and time. Fairyyyyyyyyyy

soo ur a masculine sister then :confused:

[Hafsah]

and i'm suddenly not suprised why ur friend would wanna cut u :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Quit it boys.

more like girls.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

and i'm suddenly not suprised why ur friend would wanna cut u :rolleyes:


:rotfl:

[Ebony]

and i'm suddenly not suprised why ur friend would wanna cut u :rolleyes:


:rotfl:

He's irritating enough to want to harm him :p

[Al-Irhaab]

and i'm suddenly not suprised why ur friend would wanna cut u :rolleyes:

hey im not the one trying to follow some around trying to diss , if u dont like the heat u shld stay away from the fire, i tried to be polite but i have my limits :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

:rotfl:

He's irritating enough to want to harm him :p

true say it comes with the territory but he was quite upset even though i found it funny hes gone to get plaster at this time of night

[Ebony]

true say it comes with the territory but he was quite upset even though i found it funny hes gone to get plaster at this time of night


Oh, what a hard man you are :rolleyes:

[Hafsah]

hey im not the one trying to follow some around trying to diss , if u dont like the heat u shld stay away from the fire, i tried to be polite but i have my limits :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

Oh, what a hard man you are :rolleyes:


tut tut its nothing to be hard abt... :rolleyes: i deal with blood regularly so its nothin to be scared of either

[Al-Irhaab]

:rolleyes:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

You see this person here?

<<<<<<<<

If you need someone to shout at you can shout at him,if you need someone to fight with you can fight with him,if you need someone to listen to your concerns you can talk to him,even if you want to talk about what bugs you ate you can talk to him *Roll Eyes* but stop this arguing.

[Ebony]

tut tut its nothing to be hard abt... :rolleyes: i deal with blood regularly so its nothin to be scared of either

Picking your scabs dont count :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Enough of that.

Everyone make dua for bro Irhab.

get well soon bro. :up:

[Al-Irhaab]

Picking your scabs dont count :rolleyes:

how abt pulling peoples teeth out :D

[Ebony]

how abt pulling peoples teeth out :D

Your own? Thats self harm :0:

[Al-Irhaab]

Your own? Thats self harm :0:

someone elses is called buisness :D

[Weargh]

tut tut its nothing to be hard abt... :rolleyes: i deal with blood regularly so its nothin to be scared of either

Yet you claim that you blacked out once, and then nearly blacked out again?

I smell horse poop ;)

[Ebony]

someone elses is called buisness :D

Cowboy dentist? :0:

[Hafsah]

pulling out little kids teeth makes u feel better?

[Ebony]

Sadistic.

[Al-Irhaab]

Yet you claim that you blacked out once, and then nearly blacked out again?

I smell horse poop ;)

only the once due to the lack of food and liquids plus sugar once i sat down drank some water and had a chocholate the nausea went then i was able to apply pressure to stem the flow but the wound is too clean to heal quickly so the blood flow hasnt stopped properly and havent got any plasters or selotape to make bandage...

you should stop going around smelling horse poop, im sure thats illegal... there are people that can help u u know...

[Abu Mus'ab]

Your own? Thats self harm :0:

He's not a shia *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

pulling out little kids teeth makes u feel better?

yes it does ... if u dont pull them out the caries will spread further down the roots and possibly cause damage to adjacent teeth as well as gums and bone not to mention increased pain if the child has pulpitis... :(

[ur_yusra]

I bought my next door neighbours lil ones some calpol..

Sugar free.. :D

[Hafsah]

I bought my next door neighbours lil ones some calpol..

Sugar free.. :D

yay for you :D

[Al-Irhaab]

I bought my next door neighbours lil ones some calpol..

Sugar free.. :D

im sure pir sahib was proud of u :rolleyes:

[ur_yusra]

im sure pir sahib was proud of u :rolleyes:

Hes gone for umrah..

I was proud of myself though.

[Al-Irhaab]

Hes gone for umrah..

I was proud of myself though.

mashallah its a shame hes brelwi, otherwise hes a nice chap mashallah

[Abu Mus'ab]

I smell horse poop ;)

Yeah i know, i can smell your breath from here too *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

Yeah i know, i can smell your breath from here too *Roll Eyes*


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bint]

wharran attention seeker man. if u want attention ull get it in central town..:hidban: ..

[Abu Hurairah]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention
May Allah (swt) reward the knife weilding friend of yours, may he guide other friends of yours to good ibadah, and may your three fingers get well soon- Ameen. :)
I bought my next door neighbours lil ones some calpol..

Sugar free.. :D
Masha'allah.

[Te'oma]

awww suck it up princess. If it's still bleeding, you should know basic first aid. Get to a hospital emergency or failing that, wrap it tightly, apply ice and elevate it

[Al-Irhaab]

awww suck it up princess. If it's still bleeding, you should know basic first aid. Get to a hospital emergency or failing that, wrap it tightly, apply ice and elevate it

i aint no princess :torture:

been cut deeper than this before...

just tght id let everyone know so they can do duah and all and get the brotherhood going, but as usual it all went wrong after ebony posted... typical trouble causer

[Ebony]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention

You said it. Not me :p

[Freshie]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


Boss Irhaab, make it fun of freshie and sya freshie no able to make it poll.. and now who cut it the finger? :rotfl:

[bint]

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


Boss Irhaab, make it fun of freshie and sya freshie no able to make it poll.. and now who cut it the finger? :rotfl:


:rotfl:

velcum velcom:hidban:

[Nusayba]

:rotfl:

velcum velcom:hidban:


Nice to see freshie..How ru bro? Ur car seems to still running to my surprise, I didnt know it'd last this long:p

[Na'eemah]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention

What kind of friends do you have?! :s

[Abu Mus'ab]

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


Boss Irhaab, make it fun of freshie and sya freshie no able to make it poll.. and now who cut it the finger? :rotfl:

If freshie make fun of boss Irhaab then i send freshie back home in a banana box.

[Al-Irhaab]

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


Boss Irhaab, make it fun of freshie and sya freshie no able to make it poll.. and now who cut it the finger? :rotfl:

fressshie... my finger got cut missed ur typing :( i thought u gooooo foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Ignatius F. Peace]

I've seen steel workers on hi-rise buildings squirt crazy glue into cuts, heat up a piece of rebar and cauterize a cut, duct tape a cut ...

(I don't advise or endorse any of these treatments)

[ur_yusra]

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


Boss Irhaab, make it fun of freshie and sya freshie no able to make it poll.. and now who cut it the finger? :rotfl:

L-O-L

[nancyschmancy]

Was it a rusty knife?

[Al-Irhaab]

Was it a rusty knife?

why is that ur preference... how do u keep on coming back... no one likes u take a hint :rolleyes:

[nancyschmancy]

If it was rusty you'll need a tetanus shot.

[nancyschmancy]

It's been over 48 hours....have you seen a medical professional?

[Al-Irhaab]

It's been over 48 hours....have you seen a medical professional?

nope :rolleyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

A tetanus injection?

it's smaller than a pin *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

A tetanus injection?

it's smaller than a pin *Roll Eyes*

plus dumb amrikkis dont know we vaccinated against tetanus :rolleyes:

[nancyschmancy]

A tetanus injection?

it's smaller than a pin *Roll Eyes*

That's a lot of pain to some people.

Of course a dumb dentist may not realize that he should get his tetanus vaccination updated every ten years.

[Abu Mus'ab]

What pain?

How can anyone feel pain from something so small?

[`asiya]

my son fell into a glass door and had a massive slab of glass slice right behind the skin on his forehead slicing it all off,the glass was lodged behind his skin, so he sat on a wall calmly dripping in blood , waiting for the ambulance, while people were throwing up and almost passing out from looking at him one girl saw it and just started screaming hysterically, i get to the hospital and all he could think about was his mum, he refused to let the nurse take off the bandages till i was outside he didnt want me to see it and he didnt even complain once :rolleyes: subhanallah a cut finger huh the mujahadeen would amputate their own limbs if need be.

[Al Qadr]

Once when I was little my bro came home from school and I opened the door and quickly shut it again and his finger got hurt :)

[Abu Mus'ab]

my son fell into a glass door and had a massive slab of glass slice right behind the skin on his forehead slicing it all off,the glass was lodged behind his skin, so he sat on a wall calmly dripping in blood , waiting for the ambulance, while people were throwing up and almost passing out from looking at him one girl saw it and just started screaming hysterically, i get to the hospital and all he could think about was his mum, he refused to let the nurse take off the bandages till i was outside he didnt want me to see it and he didnt even complain once :rolleyes: subhanallah a cut finger huh the mujahadeen would amputate their own limbs if need be.

That's one thing that i dont understand,i was the one bleeding but everyone else was feeling the pain *Roll Eyes*

[ur_yusra]

Once when I was little my bro came home from school and I opened the door and quickly shut it again and his finger got hurt :)

awwww poor bro :(

My brothers younger than me but it hurts even when he touches me.. :eek:

[Al-Irhaab]

That's one thing that i dont understand,i was the one bleeding but everyone else was feeling the pain *Roll Eyes*

thats ur mum :rubeyes:

and i was abt to start dissing her man.... :(

i take it back now... aunty jee can say what she wants :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

my son fell into a glass door and had a massive slab of glass slice right behind the skin on his forehead slicing it all off,the glass was lodged behind his skin, so he sat on a wall calmly dripping in blood , waiting for the ambulance, while people were throwing up and almost passing out from looking at him one girl saw it and just started screaming hysterically, i get to the hospital and all he could think about was his mum, he refused to let the nurse take off the bandages till i was outside he didnt want me to see it and he didnt even complain once :rolleyes: subhanallah a cut finger huh the mujahadeen would amputate their own limbs if need be.

aww MashaAllah, May Allah Tala bless your son and may he grow up to be a Mujahid and flag barer of Islam. ameen :)

[zayyan]

lmfao

[Abu Mus'ab]

thats ur mum :rubeyes:

and i was abt to start dissing her man.... :(

i take it back now... aunty jee can say what she wants :D

What????

How'd you come to that conclusion?

I was referring to when i got stitches,and everyone else was feeling the pain and not me,i never said anyone is my mother here *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

What????

How'd you come to that conclusion?


cus she said her son was bleeding and sat on the wall people were throwing up and U said u didnt understand why other people were in pain cus U were bleeding...

so shes not ur mum then :scratch:

[Abu Mus'ab]

i edited my post,read it now.

[Al Qadr]

awwww poor bro :(

My brothers younger than me but it hurts even when he touches me.. :eek:

no @ poor bro. He used to bully me :(
I was only 6 :p he's like 7 yrs older.

[Al-Irhaab]

i edited my post,read it now.

ahhh i see u need to bve more clear abt these things u just let her get away for nothing now :(

[nancyschmancy]

What pain?

How can anyone feel pain from something so small?

It's irrational, but quite common.

Aichmophobia(fear of needles): It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences needles fear in their own way and may have different symptoms. .

[Abu Mus'ab]

It's irrational, but quite common.

Aichmophobia(fear of needles): It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences needles fear in their own way and may have different symptoms. .

Now what does business associates have to do with needles? *Roll Eyes*

[Ignatius F. Peace]

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


Boss Irhaab, make it fun of freshie and sya freshie no able to make it poll.. and now who cut it the finger? :rotfl:

"Boss Irhaab" ... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ...Freshie rules ...

[Ebony]

Irhaabs such a wuss :rolleyes:

Try having a glass shard gash your knee open, which required stitches and was painful for days after.....then you can have something to cry about :torture:

Attention seeker.

[Ignatius F. Peace]

Attention seeker.

hmmmm ...Ebony feels left out?

OK Princess Ebony ...

[Ebony]

:meow:

I dont need attention to feel :inlove:

Unlike some people!

[alhadid]

Ebony, are you African by any chance?

[Al-Irhaab]

Irhaabs such a wuss :rolleyes:

Try having a glass shard gash your knee open, which required stitches and was painful for days after.....then you can have something to cry about :torture:

Attention seeker.

ive had my knees cut and my legs, and my arms and had various burns to my body, fell off a roof aswell, been concussed hit by a car etc etc... i dont complain .... i just look for attention

[Ebony]

Ebony, are you African by any chance?

Nope

ive had my knees cut and my legs, and my arms and had various burns to my body, fell off a roof aswell, been concussed hit by a car etc etc... i dont complain .... i just look for attention

You obviously didnt fall off the roof hard enough... :rolleyes: Take 2?

[Al-Irhaab]

Nope



You obviously didnt fall off the roof hard enough... :rolleyes: Take 2?

you cant fall of the roof hardly... you just fall of the roof dont u ... :rolleyes:

i guess they didnt teach u thatin africa :torture:

[Ebony]

you cant fall of the roof hardly... you just fall of the roof dont u ... :rolleyes:

i guess they didnt teach u thatin africa :torture:

A running jump off the roof might've worked.

:hidban:

Had I been in Africa they might have taught me.

Looks like I missed out:rolleyes:

[muslimah85]

Ebony, are you African by any chance?
:rotfl:















she is as well :eek:

[Abu Mus'ab]

ive had my knees cut and my legs, and my arms and had various burns to my body, fell off a roof aswell, been concussed hit by a car etc etc... i dont complain .... i just look for attention

You got hit by a car?

You were not in the uk by any chance when that happened eh?

[Al-Irhaab]

A running jump off the roof might've worked.

:hidban:

Had I been in Africa they might have taught me.

Looks like I missed out:rolleyes:

u did and now we have to pay the price... duh if u run and jump off the roof or u fall off the roof u fall at the same speed... see what happens when u dont study in africa :torture:

[Al-Irhaab]

You got hit by a car?

You were not in the uk by any chance when that happened eh?

i was in the uk...

[Ebony]

u did and now we have to pay the price... duh if u run and jump off the roof or u fall off the roof u fall at the same speed... see what happens when u dont study in africa :torture:

:torture:

You obviously paid attention in physics..when you werent mauling yourself with a compass to get out of class

[Jam]

:salams

Perhaps the greatest concentration of rolling eyes in any thread on Ummah.com. Fascinating :rolleyes:

:salams

[Abu Mus'ab]

i was in the uk...

I thought so.

Had you been in india the cars would wait for you,they pray to cows you know,so they wouldn't bump them *Roll Eyes*

I'm not calling you a cow *Roll Eyes*

[Ebony]

You went through the entire thread and kept a count.

Good on you sis :D

[Al-Irhaab]

:torture:

You obviously paid attention in physics..when you werent mauling yourself with a compass to get out of class


i was trying to maul u but the compass was a safety compass... :torture: we know how to deal with trouble makers around my ends

[Ebony]

What, this coming from someone who pricks himself with a pin ? :wacko:

[Al-Irhaab]

What, this coming from someone who pricks himself with a pin ? :wacko:

i didnt prick myself with a pin... :torture:

[H_2]

I one took a chunk of skin off my finger with a stanley knife.

Bled like hell.

[Ebony]

i didnt prick myself with a pin... :torture:

:wacko:

Was the pencil too sharp for you? :(

[Al-Irhaab]

I one took a chunk of skin off my finger with a stanley knife.

Bled like hell.


ooh stanley knife painful that is... my friend took half his nail of with them vegetable cutters... so clean he didnt realise until he saw what had happened...

[Al-Irhaab]

:wacko:

Was the pencil too sharp for you? :(

nah ive stabbed someone with a pencil... doesnt do much... maybe theyll die of lead poisoning in old age :(

[H_2]

ooh stanley knife painful that is... my friend took half his nail of with them vegetable cutters... so clean he didnt realise until he saw what had happened...

Woahh........painful.

[Ebony]

Evil man.

[Abu Mus'ab]

What, this coming from someone who pricks himself with a pin ? :wacko:

Matam is meant to be done with chains and swords,not pins *Roll Eyes*

[Ebony]

:eek:

Are you saying Irhaab, anti-Shia personality, would do matam? :p

[Abu Mus'ab]

nah ive stabbed someone with a pencil... doesnt do much... maybe theyll die of lead poisoning in old age :(

*ahem* ignore my previous message,it might be too violent for some *Roll Eyes*

[Abu Mus'ab]

:eek:

Are you saying Irhaab, anti-Shia personality, would do matam? :p

Did i say that?

[Abu Hurairah]

Speaking of pencils,someone once gave me a pen (a metal pen) and about two days later he came to fight with me,so i stabbed him twice with the pen,it went about one centimetre deep into him and he bled,and i lost the pen too *Roll Eyes*
You know I've never used a pen in a fight before- I need to remember to try insha'allah, jezak'allah bro for the idea. :up:

[H_2]

Yeh i think you did.

*rolls eyes*

:p

[Abu Mus'ab]

You know I've never used a pen in a fight before- I need to remember to try insha'allah, jezak'allah bro for the idea. :up:

Remember though,it all depends on how you stab,i'm not going to go into the details on how to stab *Roll Eyes*

Oh and make sure that it is solid steel,you dont want to break it.

Yeh i think you did.

*rolls eyes*

:p

I dont remember saying that.

[Abu Hurairah]

Remember though,it all depends on how you stab,i'm not going to go into the details on how to stab *Roll Eyes*

Oh and make sure that it is solid steel,you dont want to break it.
Na'am I'll use a metal parker pen I have and shall aim for the neck or something- but at the time LOL, you don't the time to think so I'll see insha'allah. :D

[Abu Mus'ab]

Depends on who you're fighting,there are those that gets just one shot and he wakes up only next week,to the ones that you break a pot plant over his head and he still stands up *Roll Eyes*

So it all depends on who it is.

[Abu Hurairah]

Depends on who you're fighting,there are those that gets just one shot and he wakes up only next week,to the ones that you break a pot plant over his head and he still stands up *Roll Eyes*

So it all depends on who it is.
Akh- just to clarify I am talking about actual physical fighting a human being with REAL blood, guts, kicks and gore and NOT in some beat 'em up in a dream with a cartoon character :rubeyes:- 'flower pots smashed over his head' LOL :rotfl:masha'allah man your funny. :D

[Abu Mus'ab]

Akh- just to clarify I am talking about actual physical fighting a human being with REAL blood, guts, kicks and gore and NOT in some beat 'em up in a dream with a cartoon character :rubeyes:- 'flower pots smashed over his head' LOL :rotfl:masha'allah man your funny. :D

I am being serious too akhi,i'm talking about breaking a ceramic pot plant on a real persons head,not a cartoon character.

[Abu Hurairah]

I am being serious too akhi,i'm talking about breaking a ceramic pot plant on a real persons head,not a cartoon character.
Oh sorry bo. :rubeyes:Have you tried it? Did he get knocked out cold? :confused:

[Abu Mus'ab]

I didn't do it,my cousin did,you know there's never a pot plant around when you need one *Roll Eyes*

And yes it put him to sleep.

[Abu Hurairah]

I didn't do it,my cousin did,you know there's never a pot plant around when you need one *Roll Eyes*

And yes it put him to sleep.
Subhan'allah- man, you learn something new everyday- I'm gonna pick me a fight with a gardner in a green house to see it work. :eek:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Get him to turn around then give him one on the head *Roll Eyes*

[alhadid]

This is the weirdest topic of all time..

[Abu Mus'ab]

This is the weirdest topic of all time..

I have that effect on threads *Roll Eyes*

[Lambo5688]

Wow you guys are really into this topic. Lol al-irhab you get em where you want em.

Dont worry, they are all jealous cuz you are getting a extra scoop of ice cream!!!!!!!!!

Something kinda similar happened to me a week ago, except it was the tip of my finger. Had to go to the emergency room...they put "medical glue" on it.

[Al-Irhaab]

Wow you guys are really into this topic. Lol al-irhab you get em where you want em.

Dont worry, they are all jealous cuz you are getting a extra scoop of ice cream!!!!!!!!!

Something kinda similar happened to me a week ago, except it was the tip of my finger. Had to go to the emergency room...they put "medical glue" on it.


see u feel me dont u... only people that been cut can feel it :( the others they just haters... cuts deep straight to the heart...

anyway i got to stop this bickering i got told off ... hmm been infracted aswell... first time in my life someones infracted me :(

annnnnywayyyyyyys i think ill go back to poem writing... but need a good topic anyone give one inshallah winner gets reps :D

[Te'oma]

I've seen steel workers on hi-rise buildings squirt crazy glue into cuts, heat up a piece of rebar and cauterize a cut, duct tape a cut ...

(I don't advise or endorse any of these treatments)

I carry crazy clue in the first aid kit in my truck...it works like a charm :D
Duct tape is also good for crushed finger tips too

[Refugee]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention

Come on act like a man and tell your friend that, "is this the best you can do"

[Abu Mus'ab]

This is the most veiwed thread today,

http://www.big-boards.com/highlight/1371/

[Ebony]

You brothers are violent :nervous:

[Refugee]

You brothers are violent :nervous:

We have to be to defend ourselves now-a-days

[Fais]

We have to be to defend ourselves now-a-days

Whats the best form of defence?

[Refugee]

Whats the best form of defence?

First of all your Iman and Brazlian street fighting also helps :up:

[Ignatius F. Peace]

We still talking about Boss Irhaab's paper cut? :scratch:

[Fais]

First of all your Iman and Brazlian street fighting also helps :up:

.. Attack is the best form of defence ... :D

[Abu Mus'ab]

You brothers are violent :nervous:

No,that's the terminology you're using,we call it self defence *Roll Eyes*

[Abu Hurairah]

You brothers are violent :nervous:
ONLY when needs arise otherwise we're like nice cuddly kittens most of the time. :meow:
Whats the best form of defence?
Attack, naturally- you take out the enemy/opponent insha'allah khalas before he does away with you and all that you cherish.

[Te'oma]

We still talking about Boss Irhaab's paper cut? :scratch:

yup they are...they are planning an all out attack on the stationary department of stores all over the world :D

[Al-Irhaab]

yup they are...they are planning an all out attack on the stationary department of stores all over the world :D

check ur briefcase... if you should accept this mission all knowledge of u will be disawoved, this message will self destruct in some time or later depending on whether its been rigged right... we are counting on ur support general... we heard u can sniff the enemy out ... and have rambos head on ur mantepiece... over :D

[Te'oma]

check ur briefcase... if you should accept this mission all knowledge of u will be disawoved, this message will self destruct in some time or later depending on whether its been rigged right... we are counting on ur support general... we heard u can sniff the enemy out ... and have rambos head on ur mantepiece... over :D


:rofl1: :rofl1:

You forgot the part where the message will self destruct in 30 seconds :D

[Al-Irhaab]

:rofl: :rofl:

You forgot the part where the message will self destruct in 30 seconds :D

i didnt i said in a specified time if were lucky... u know pakis they always late so u cant expect their self destruction things to go off at the right time... i dont want u waiting around for it to self destruct all day... just dispose of it in a safe place... away from children who could use it to poke other childrens eyes out or something :(

[Te'oma]

:rofl1: :rofl1:

[Lambo5688]

only a brother who has gone through the same ordeal can feel Irhaab pain.

I feel ya homie......*sniffle*

By the way, I stabbed my sis in the hand with a sharp pencil when I was little and the lead seems to be still present after like 7 years. Amazing. I call it science!

[ibn suleman]

wrestling!!!! :up:

(no not the wwe type :rolleyes: )

[Refugee]

wrestling!!!! :up:

(no not the wwe type :rolleyes: )

Why not? I used to love WWE - Do you smell la la la la la la la la la la - WHAT THE REFUGEE ............ :rolleyes: ............. is cooking :coolbro:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Why not? I used to love WWE - Do you smell la la la la la la la la la la - WHAT THE REFUGEE ............ :rolleyes: ............. is cooking :coolbro:

Parathas? *Roll Eyes*

[Refugee]

Finally the Refugee has come back to this thread :D

[ibn suleman]

Finally the Refugee has come back to this thread :D

know your role, jabroni :rolleyes: :D

[Refugee]

know your role, jabroni :rolleyes: :D

And Shut your mouth

[ur_yusra]

And Shut your mouth

Fasting really gets to some brothers.. :eek:

[islam..~*^rules]

see u feel me dont u... only people that been cut can feel it :( the others they just haters... cuts deep straight to the heart...

anyway i got to stop this bickering i got told off ... hmm been infracted aswell... first time in my life someones infracted me :(

annnnnywayyyyyyys i think ill go back to poem writing... but need a good topic anyone give one inshallah winner gets reps :D


ive been cut bare times before but i dnt come into forums seeking atttention..................... :p

i got to my mummy.. :D

[faishaan]

by looking at the threads name i thought some one got stabbed or something :rolleyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

by looking at the threads name i thought some one got stabbed or something :rolleyes:

Someone did *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

classic thread *teareyeyed*

[urban_rose]

classic thread *teareyeyed*

:wacko:

[Abu Mus'ab]

classic thread *teareyeyed*
Let me guess, you want attention? :smack:

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

hmmm my friend just cut me with a knife almost took 3 of my fingers of still bleeding after 30 mins... hmmm damn man any advice? nearly blacked out b4 but then had some mars :D

yes i am looking 4 attention

Hahahaha - little girl. :rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

Let me guess, you want attention? :smack:

nah was just looking over the classics man

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

nah was just looking over the classics man

Does it still haunt you?

Do you have flashbacks?

[Al-Irhaab]

Does it still haunt you?

Do you have flashbacks?

do i know u *scratch*

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

do i know u *scratch*

I don't think so.

[Al-Irhaab]

I don't think so.

hmmm well will have to read some of ur posts and what not then man *scratch*

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

hmmm well will have to read some of ur posts and what not then man *scratch*

You have a bad memory.

[Al-Irhaab]

You have a bad memory.

its not that man .... its just i see so many names speak to so many people....

i mean the day u first encountered me was probably like a life changing day for u... but for me it was like tuesday.... so i need to see who you are... i dont wanna make fun of you and then find out you one of the homeboys or that u gonna take offense of start crying or nothing...

[K h a l i l]

Try pulling the knife out of your hand.. that usually helps... then you can put a plaster on :hidban: :hidban:

What was he doin wid a knife anyway??

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

its not that man .... its just i see so many names speak to so many people....

i mean the day u first encountered me was probably like a life changing day for u... but for me it was like tuesday.... so i need to see who you are... i dont wanna make fun of you and then find out you one of the homeboys or that u gonna take offense of start crying or nothing...

This forum isn't exactly brimming with members is it? and since you’ve clocked up well over 10,000 posts, I find it odd that you say you don’t know the people that post here – would have expected you to know more or less everything that goes on around here.

One of the homeboys? What is that? You have a crew here?

And why would I start crying?

Anyway, I was teasing you, calling you a little girl for almost blacking out after you cut your fingers. lol

Thanks for bumping this thread.

[Al-Irhaab]

This forum isn't exactly brimming with members is it? and since you’ve clocked up well over 10,000 posts, I find it odd that you say you don’t know the people that post here – would have expected you to know more or less everything that goes on around here.

One of the homeboys? What is that? You have a crew here?

And why would I start crying?

Anyway, I was teasing you, calling you a little girl for almost blacking out after you cut your fingers. lol

Thanks for bumping this thread.


course we have a crew here man *torture*

as for knowing u... i told u i mean i know people like who are important so like i know abu musab, or salman, or ibn sul etc... but u like ur just like that guy i met on tuesday... whats his name.... ah man never mind wasnt important....

anyway yeah so i dont want to make fun of u until i know who u are.... i been told off before for bullying lil kids *smack*

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

course we have a crew here man *torture*

as for knowing u... i told u i mean i know people like who are important so like i know abu musab, or salman, or ibn sul etc... but u like ur just like that guy i met on tuesday... whats his name.... ah man never mind wasnt important....

anyway yeah so i dont want to make fun of u until i know who u are.... i been told off before for bullying lil kids *smack*

I want you to bully me.

[K h a l i l]

i told u i mean i know people like who are important so like i know abu musab, or salman, or ibn sul etc...

You missed out my name from that list... no matter.. I forgive you.. you can edit it later.

:D ;)

[Abu Hurairah]

course we have a crew here man *torture*

as for knowing u... i told u i mean i know people like who are important so like i know abu musab, or salman, or ibn sul etc... but u like ur just like that guy i met on tuesday... whats his name.... ah man never mind wasnt important....

anyway yeah so i dont want to make fun of u until i know who u are.... i been told off before for bullying lil kids *smack*
I didn't think I'd have to ask after growing up in the neck of the 'hood dishing out beef together, sharing our war stories, life on the streets were hard and all but I was just here wondering still....am I one of the ones you know in the 'crew' or one of them 'tuesdays' boys. :(

[Abu Mus'ab]

hmmm well will have to read some of ur posts and what not then man *scratch*
ai hai :smack:
You don't know him, you've never spoken to him before, he's not one of your crew, you want to know why? he's barelwi *Roll Eyes*

[Al-Irhaab]

I didn't think I'd have to ask after growing up in the neck of the 'hood dishing out beef together, sharing our war stories, life on the streets were hard and all but I was just here wondering still....am I one of the ones you know in the 'crew' or one of them 'tuesdays' boys. :(

geeser wth man *sadface* do u really need to ask.... would their be a crew without abu hurairah .... what do u take us for man

ana uhibbuk feesabillillahi ya akhi

[Al-Irhaab]

ai hai :smack:
You don't know him, you've never spoken to him before, he's not one of your crew, you want to know why? he's barelwi *Roll Eyes*

no wonder man that explains a lot *torture*

[angel*]

LOL! *wonderz who those kidz wer then eh!*