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IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:14 PM
How du i bcum cleva?
i reali wana bcum brainy...i kno i ave da ability to bcum cleva but how????????:(
Hard work and a spell checker ;)
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:17 PM
Hard work and a spell checker ;)
lol v.funny... i kan spell!!!! but how du i do dat hard work? tym jus flies wen i cum hme frm skul
some people are naturally intelligent..like yours truly ;) (jks!)
other people have to work abit extra hard!
make time..if you know you have the ability..but are too lazy to put in the extra hours...you'll regret it
also..try and memorise more quraan..it helps your memory :D
you'll never get there.. forget it! :D
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:25 PM
some people are naturally intelligent..like yours truly ;) (jks!)
other people have to work abit extra hard!
make time..if you know you have the ability..but are too lazy to put in the extra hours...you'll regret it
also..try and memorise more quraan..it helps your memory :D
owyt en
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:26 PM
you'll never get there.. forget it! :D
sure i wnt!!! gna cum owt wit A* soon juz wotch .... wit da will of Allah!
islam..~*^rules
10-10-06, 02:26 PM
actuallly dnt try at allll!!! its comes to u naturallly!!
dnt wori bwt it and inshaAllah ull c progress
sure i wnt!!! gna cum owt wit A* soon juz wotch .... wit da will of Allah!
you wont.. your just not clever enuff!! trust me.. kaka awee nai kay gya! :hidban:
sure i wnt!!! gna cum owt wit A* soon juz wotch .... wit da will of Allah!
grades arent necessarily a sign of intelligence..
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:28 PM
you wont.. your just not clever enuff!! trust me.. kaka awee nai kay gya! :hidban:
taru matooo!
taru matooo!
abviously tathee motu! least maru dimagh chalayt!! :inlove:
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:29 PM
grades arent necessarily a sign of intelligence..
to me it iz..... it prroves dat u kan pass wit da bezt grade
lol..well once you've passed your gcses u'll realise how insignificant they are ... but until then... work hard!
islam..~*^rules
10-10-06, 02:36 PM
sure i wnt!!! gna cum owt wit A* soon juz wotch .... wit da will of Allah!
inshaAllah
lol make duas for u
i havnt done my gcse's still
" they dnt show ur level of intelligence"
someone said tro me
islam..~*^rules
10-10-06, 02:37 PM
hey broooooooooo!
ki aye toke?
ramadhan kete wine ti?
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:45 PM
lol..well once you've passed your gcses u'll realise how insignificant they are ... but until then... work hard!
hmmmmm
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:45 PM
hey broooooooooo!
ki aye toke?
ramadhan kete wine ti?
u mzt b vewi small den
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:46 PM
hey broooooooooo!
ki aye toke?
ramadhan kete wine ti?
wot duz dat mean... im nt surti u c... nd im guessin dat woznt to me coz im a gyal
islam..~*^rules
10-10-06, 02:50 PM
u mzt b vewi small den
wot duz dat mean... im nt surti u c... nd im guessin dat woznt to me coz im a gyal
am only svtn
turning eighteen in april
dat smeans hey bro are u oryt
ows ramadhan goin
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:55 PM
am only svtn
turning eighteen in april
dat smeans hey bro are u oryt
ows ramadhan goin
u supozd to say hey sis....! nd umm yea u du ure gcse's wen ure 16! wot world r u in?
Arsalan
10-10-06, 02:58 PM
intelligence is an inbuilt thing, but it can be nurtured and improved. in my opinion "exam results" are not necessairly the acid test of a persons intelligence AT ALL. so dont fret about that.
islam..~*^rules
10-10-06, 02:58 PM
u supozd to say hey sis....! nd umm yea u du ure gcse's wen ure 16! wot world r u in?
that msg wasnt for u it was for guv neways i live on earth and i cudnt do my gcse's coz my kul shut and my family thort it wasnt ryt if i went to a mixd skul so i got stuck at hme!! k i wanna do them but still havnt had a chance. okay
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 02:59 PM
that msg wasnt for u it was for guv neways i live on earth and i cudnt do my gcse's coz my kul shut and my family thort it wasnt ryt if i went to a mixd skul so i got stuck at hme!! k i wanna do them but still havnt had a chance. okay
aww... so sittin at yardz muzt of been borin!
IffiePatel
10-10-06, 03:00 PM
intelligence is an inbuilt thing, but it can be nurtured and improved. in my opinion "exam results" are not necessairly the acid test of a persons intelligence AT ALL. so dont fret about that.
owh thnk u for da kind advize
islam..~*^rules
10-10-06, 03:07 PM
aww... so sittin at yardz muzt of been borin!
toTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
FELT LIKE RUNNING AWAY STILL DO SOMETIMES
lantern
10-10-06, 03:19 PM
maaaaaan
i rmba wen i did my gcse's, hehehehe, those wer d days
didn do too bad eida alhamdulillah :D
afta fardh namaaz place right hand on head pray ya qawiyyu twenty one times gives you strong memory
also pray ya 'aleemu regularly
also pray rabbishrah lii sadri wa yassir lee amri wahlul uqdatam minlisaani yafqahoo qawli before you study its wot Musa AS prayed when when he was told to go talk to fir'awn, and Musa AS asked Allah for Harun AS to help him
and "rabbi zidni ilma"
best of lukkk
urban_rose
10-10-06, 03:32 PM
Dont stress, ukhtee, after you've done ur GCSEs, you'll think that they were proper easy, i agree with you that cwrks are hard, but we managed to put them off until the very last week b4 the deadline, and still came up trumps....mind you, thats not very good advice, but, still, dont worry too much, just study hard and pay attention in class! hope evrything works out for you!
oranges
10-10-06, 03:49 PM
drink lots of ground pista in warm sweet milk, that's what my mum did to make me clever, she wanted me to be a doctor :rolleyes:
scribble
10-10-06, 04:06 PM
Salaam.
After all the stress at School, I feel like a failiure, I really cannot wait until GCSE's are over.
I'd love to be smarter, but I shan't complain, Alhamdulillah, I am doing okay-ish. Inshallah you'll do well. :D
ibn suleman
10-10-06, 04:11 PM
eat brain food :D
drink lots of ground pista in warm sweet milk, that's what my mum did to make me clever, she wanted me to be a doctor :rolleyes:
did it work?
;)
PaGaL~LaDo0
10-10-06, 04:22 PM
in da bin im 2 tick :rubeyes: 1nce a tchr tld me 1 g0 0me n eat baadaam 2 gt brainy it dnt v0rk :rofl1:
scribble
10-10-06, 04:24 PM
in da bin im 2 tick :rubeyes: 1nce a tchr tld me 1 g0 0me n eat baadaam 2 gt brainy it dnt v0rk :rofl1:
My mother does that, she offers us almonds now and again :p
muslim_sis
10-10-06, 04:28 PM
eat fish ... meant to help da brains
also there some sorta oil .. not sure [i think cod liver oil hels too] but theres a specific oil for the brain lol - its meant to be taken like vitamins or sumin ... ive tasted it b4 , made me regurgitate !
PaGaL~LaDo0
10-10-06, 04:32 PM
My mother does that, she offers us almonds now and again :p
l0oo0o0o0l ma mum stl tryz 2 giv it me n im lak derz n0 p0int it d0zt vb0rk im stl tick @)
muslim_sis
10-10-06, 04:33 PM
l0oo0o0o0l ma mum stl tryz 2 giv it me n im lak derz n0 p0int it d0zt vb0rk im stl tick @)
almonds ?
scribble
10-10-06, 04:33 PM
l0oo0o0o0l ma mum stl tryz 2 giv it me n im lak derz n0 p0int it d0zt vb0rk im stl tick @)
I'm sure you're very clever marshallah! My mum has seemed to stop. Whenever I ask her to make duaa for me when it's going to be an exam, she takes out her jar full of almonds. :p
PaGaL~LaDo0
10-10-06, 04:36 PM
almonds ?
lo0o0l yup:hidban: :D :hidban:
PaGaL~LaDo0
10-10-06, 04:37 PM
I'm sure you're very clever marshallah! My mum has seemed to stop. Whenever I ask her to make duaa for me when it's going to be an exam, she takes out her jar full of almonds. :p
hhahahah trzt me IM N0T
lo0oo00oo0o0l innit da nite b4 a exm n da m0rnin b4 mum gvez bananaz n baadaamz n wtr dey tnk d@z g0nna mke uz pazz :p it v0rkz 4 al ma bruda n sistaz :shock: :p
scribble
10-10-06, 04:52 PM
hhahahah trzt me IM N0T
lo0oo00oo0o0l innit da nite b4 a exm n da m0rnin b4 mum gvez bananaz n baadaamz n wtr dey tnk d@z g0nna mke uz pazz :p it v0rkz 4 al ma bruda n sistaz :shock: :p
Stop being modest :p I'm so sure you're bright. :p
Mummies are crazy.. Sometimes - In a good way :D
It works for none of us :p
Paagal Ladoo and Iffie Patel, on behalf of the education system, i'd like to apologise for failing to nurture your innate intelligence :D
You two are what teachers call 'lost kids'. Hope that makes you feel better. :up:
MangoChutney
11-10-06, 03:16 AM
How du i bcum cleva?
i reali wana bcum brainy...i kno i ave da ability to bcum cleva but how????????:(
honestly.....start reading (novels, books, biographies) anything that gets you reading.....just READ...READ...AND READ some more! thats how brainy ppl become intelligent.
Keep in mind, IQRA, was the frst thing taught to the the prophet....in order for him (saws) to become a prophet his frst steps were to READ.
Tahiyah
11-10-06, 05:40 AM
seek spell check..opps, umm,.... i mean knowledge :)
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 10:27 AM
in da bin im 2 tick :rubeyes: 1nce a tchr tld me 1 g0 0me n eat baadaam 2 gt brainy it dnt v0rk :rofl1:
My mother does that, she offers us almonds now and again :p
l0oo0o0o0l ma mum stl tryz 2 giv it me n im lak derz n0 p0int it d0zt vb0rk im stl tick @)
my mum dows the same fing!!!!
it dnt work but i eat them neway cz i like them
but she also tells me to pray Rabbi Zidni Illma
read a newspaper everyday...like the independent or guardian
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 10:31 AM
read a newspaper everyday...like the independent or guardian
dnt read the daily mirror
bad stuff on dat
dnt read the daily mirror
bad stuff on dat
crap stuff on that aswell....you're hardly gonna get more clever reading a newspaper with a reading age of 7 :rolleyes:
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 10:34 AM
uh huh!!
crap stuff on that
i read the leicester mercury and metro and somefin sunday tho they ok
get Deemageen from Hamdard or Chavanpraas from Dabur ....hopt that helps you .... many mothers give their kids to improve school performance :)
read a newspaper everyday...like the independent or guardian
very good suggestion :up:
that will definately improve GK :)
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 10:51 AM
Read....read a lot!
yup it helps loads
!! byr try memorising bits of stuff regularly and ull ahv excellll memory
works for me
im gud at memorising numbers
Early to go bed early to rise .
Makes a man healthy,wealthy and wise .
ibn suleman
11-10-06, 11:02 AM
I complained to Waki about the weakness of my memorization,
so he guided me to the abandonment of sin
And he said "Verily, the knowledge of Allah is light
and the light of Allah will not guide a sinner"
- lines of poetry by Imam Shafi'ee
try reading at fajr time ....it's going to increase memory.:)
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 11:24 AM
try reading at fajr time ....it's going to increase memory.:)
mines alredy increased MashaALLAH
PaGaL~LaDo0
11-10-06, 02:12 PM
my mum dows the same fing!!!!
it dnt work but i eat them neway cz i like them
but she also tells me to pray Rabbi Zidni Illma
l0o0o0ol mum ttelz me 2 rd d@ azvl lo0o0o0l itzso00o0ofuni u shud c me n ma m8z b4 v g0 inda exm ver sayinit 2gedaitz j0kz da g0rair alvyz lak:rubeyes:l0o0o0olc0z dersh0utitngud luuk acr0z 2 der m8z n me n ma m8z r lak memba rabbi zidni illma :nuts:
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 02:19 PM
l0o0o0ol mum ttelz me 2 rd d@ azvl lo0o0o0l itzso00o0ofuni u shud c me n ma m8z b4 v g0 inda exm ver sayinit 2gedaitz j0kz da g0rair alvyz lak:rubeyes:l0o0o0olc0z dersh0utitngud luuk acr0z 2 der m8z n me n ma m8z r lak memba rabbi zidni illma :nuts:
yeh same ea
tho i dnt go to exams nemor
my mummy bugging me sista to pray hehehe and her mates
IffiePatel
11-10-06, 02:41 PM
im juz gna keep readin den init! hpe i bcum cleva den!
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 02:45 PM
im juz gna keep readin den init! hpe i bcum cleva den!
yep keep reading tho i quit
if you need tips on how to get clever....:rolleyes:
MangoChutney
11-10-06, 04:04 PM
you know if u ask the elders 'how to get more intelligent'...they would tell u to eat alot of almonds...lol
you know if u ask the elders 'how to get more intelligent'...they would tell u to eat alot of almonds...lol
lol
hmm...my mum just used to force feed me with tuna sandwiches...seemed to do the trick ;)
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 04:16 PM
you know if u ask the elders 'how to get more intelligent'...they would tell u to eat alot of almonds...lol
yup or pray rabbi zidni illma dat really does the trick. not the almonds :p but the dua
oranges
11-10-06, 04:19 PM
did it work?
;)
no:D i'm as thick as a brick :hidban:
islam..~*^rules
11-10-06, 04:57 PM
no:D i'm as thick as a brick :hidban:
amm sure ur not!!
never be as clever as fox or as dumb as owl :D
you know if u ask the elders 'how to get more intelligent'...they would tell u to eat alot of almonds...lol
The almonds dont work, experimentally tried and tested.
All they do, is make you cough :(
The almonds dont work, experimentally tried and tested.
All they do, is make you cough :(
i think almonds are part of all memory enhancing tonics ....they are best when they are soaked in water in the night and taken in early morning ...and also try them along with honey.:)
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