Hadeeths that make you SMILE!

[Crazy Scouser]

Post here Hadeeths that make you crack a smile, even if its only a little one :D

Smiling is Charity! :D

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Or do you think that you shall enter the garden (of bliss) without such (trials) as came to those who passed away before you? They encountered suffering and adversity, and were so shaken in spirit that even the Apostle and those of faith who were with him cried: “When (will come) the help of God?” Ah! Verily, the help of God is (always) near! (Al-Baqarah 2:214)

^ You are never alone when Allah's so near :D :)

[CheifJunior]

That made me smile :)

[Crazy Scouser]

^ Great!

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The Tear Shed in Fear of Allah Puts Out Oceans of Fire in Jahannam

:)

Oh yeah, they dont necessarily have to be Hadeeths. Just anything that makes you smile..

[hkrespect]

asalamu alaikum
It was reported from Abu Umaamah that the Messenger of Allaah http://www.islam-qa.com/images/saws.gif (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The angel on the left does not write down anything until six hours have passed after a Muslim does a bad deed. If he regrets it and asks Allaah for forgiveness, he casts it aside [does not write it down], otherwise he writes down one (sayi’ah/bad deed).”

[hkrespect]

On the authority of Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him), who said that the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said: When Allah decreed the Creation He pledged Himself by writing in His book which is laid down with Him: My mercy prevails over my wrath. It was related by Muslim (also by al-Bukhari, an-Nasa'i and Ibn Majah).

[Umar`]

their definetly two of my favourite too hk,especially the first one.