SAFA GIG I.T Crew Enterprise

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

As it is the beautiful Holy month of Ramadan, each Employee gets one month off plus bonus days off for Eid- Make the most of it :insha: :)

Duas,
*IslamicGirl*

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[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

:crying: I really miss SAFA GIG and ummah- I'm at work with nothing to do and I can't read my book at times yet I wished I was with Muslims observing this beautiful month of Ramadan :(

I don't know why I'm feeling so emotional

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[Ebony]

:wswrwb:

When's your manager coming back from his/her break Sis?
Take your Ipod into work instead? You can hide it under your hijaab (as you do :p) :)

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

:wswrwb:

When's your manager coming back from his/her break Sis?
Take your Ipod into work instead? You can hide it under your hijaab (as you do :p) :)

I have it's still not enough- you know today has been all messed up- i woke up 7:24, changed less than a minute (I'm not joking) then dashed record speed to town to catch the train although :eek: suprisingly it was delayed by 40 mins and that to my knowledge has never happened SubhanAllah I feel that was indeed a mercy from Allah.

Right now cuz of all that stress I have a headache, my Manager's been assigning me case after case and I don't wanna do anymore cases, I'm so tired and not feeling good.

All i want is my Islamic threads to read is that too much to ask? :crying:

Boss is coming back next Tues.

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[Ebony]

Awww :(

You have a whole year to get through as well...so if you're feeling like this now, its not good :(

Why don't you save some files/articles to read on your USB pen thingymajig, that you can read whilst at work? :) Since you can't take books in....no-one said you can't read full stop :p

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

No one's memory sticks work until you get your own laptop- mine's coming sometimes next month :insha: even the floppy disks i hate 'cuz when I get home they're never formatted :rolleyes: and take ages saving tiddly bits of info.


Ok me got to get back to work :insha:

RAMADAN KAREEM again :love: love saying that :)
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[Freshie]

I like it this company and maybe able to offer some good skills.

I would like it some information about this company. Mainly, if I am able to get work permitt to stay in UK?

thank you for you comments.

[*IslamicGirl*]

I like it this company and maybe able to offer some good skills.

I would like it some information about this company. Mainly, if I am able to get work permitt to stay in UK?

thank you for you comments.

No

Please await with bated breath for my proper reply :insha:

Have a good Iftaar SIR! :D

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[*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barkahtu

Dear Mr Freshie,

Due to unfortunate circumstances I unfortunately have to reject your application. With SAFA GIG support growing rapidly on a daily basis, with more CV’s than a recruitment agency, with more employees than a queue outside poundland- this company is driven and our requirements are high.

We respect all work experiences as part of the ‘learning curve’ but ex-Kebabish employees do not qualify as we feel that is not ‘real work’ where you spend all day cooking delicious meals and serving customers… where each kebab is tasty… where each naan bread is mouth-watering… oh mess this, YOU’RE EMPLOYED.

Please be at the main reception next Juma at 3:00PM- I would employ you today but we need to build a kitchen with all the latest accessories so you can do your job well, as it is Ramadan we only expect you to cook twice- once at Sehri then at Iftaari, once Ramadan is over, you won’t have a spare moment with the never ending demands of our employees esp. Brother seven and his hunger pangs- you will no doubt ask for a pay rise- consider that done too

Ramadan Kareem!

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[Freshie]

thank you Madam Islamic Girl for replying. freshie like to start it immediatly.

freshie like to know if safa gig provide it work permitt to stay in UK?

thank you for replying.

Mr Daulat Khan

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

thank you Madam Islamic Girl for replying. freshie like to start it immediatly.

freshie like to know if safa gig provide it work permitt to stay in UK?

thank you for replying.

Mr Daulat Khan

Mr Freshie Saab,

if name yours 'Daulat' then yu no needing SAFA GIG money... geddit?

And please keep away from the sisters at SAFA GIG otherwise I will deport you myself you get me? :D


We will put you on tria first for a few weeks then see how it goes yeah? :D

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[Freshie]

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:salams



Mr Freshie Saab,

if name yours 'Daulat' then yu no needing SAFA GIG money... geddit?

And please keep away from the sisters at SAFA GIG otherwise I will deport you myself you get me? :D


We will put you on tria first for a few weeks then see how it goes yeah? :D

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Freshie like it this idea and freshie make it nice kebab for safa gig. :up:

freshie make it vote in the poll :)

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

Freshie like it this idea and freshie make it nice kebab for safa gig. :up:

freshie make it vote in the poll :)


Aww freshie you're so nice, I thinka promotion is in order :D :coolbro:

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[Freshie]

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:salams




Aww freshie you're so nice, I thinka promotion is in order :D :coolbro:

:wswrwb:

:rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes:

no one ever be this nice to freshie. :embar:

excuse freshie while he go cry.

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes:

no one ever be this nice to freshie. :embar:

excuse freshie while he go cry.


:salams

I cry all the time like a leaking tap :p

Here's a kleenex akhee and it's the month of Ramadan and generally Muslims are supposed to be kind towards each other :)

I don't know your alter ego on Ummah but everyone deserves a fair chance and if Ms westerner got one then why not you? :)

You can have the next few days off and concentrate on Ibadaah and keep SAFA GIG employees and the Ummah in your Duas :)

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[veilofmysoul]

*yawn* <tired of doing nothing> :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

*yawn* <tired of doing nothing> :D


ITs business as usual.

yes, SAFA GIG is back :D

[Guvna]

Reportingfor Duty SIR YES SIR! :up:

Good Day sIr! :D

[veilofmysoul]

Reportingfor Duty SIR YES SIR! :up:

Good Day sIr! :D

I second that :D:hidban: and it's past 10 PM in ze UK innit :D

[seven]

hows the weather up there in delhi? :p

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Good day :up:

Now, where is our hr director and the new employee ms veily?

[Guvna]

Business is booominnnngggggg!!! Its past 11PM veily!! :rolleyes:

[veilofmysoul]

Good day :up:

Now, where is our hr director and the new employee ms veily?

I'm here... worry not

oh and belated Eid Mubarak to the crew

Business is booominnnngggggg!!! Its past 11PM veily!! :rolleyes:

I know! :D

[Guvna]

I'm here... worry not

oh and belated Eid Mubarak to the crew



I know! :D

And belatedeid greetings to you allll!! hoping you all ate plenty.. just got bac frm another dawat!!!foood was delicious!!

Dont you just hate it tho.. you go in all good spirits and everything... and then someaunty jee... flippin makes jibes at ya with some random comments.. but oit of respect for parents.. you dont tell her where to hike! :(

[Salman Al-Farsi]

I'm here... worry not

oh and belated Eid Mubarak to the crew



I know! :D

welcome back :D

10pm rule doesnt apply to safa gig staff :up:

And Eid Mubarak to you is well :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

hows the weather up there in delhi? :p


must be good. :scratch:

[veilofmysoul]

And belatedeid greetings to you allll!! hoping you all ate plenty.. just got bac frm another dawat!!!foood was delicious!!

Dont you just hate it tho.. you go in all good spirits and everything... and then someaunty jee... flippin makes jibes at ya with some random comments.. but oit of respect for parents.. you dont tell her where to hike! :(
lol I know what you mean.. but Alhumdulillah the aunties I know are very cool :p

Eid this year was awesome so was Ramadan... very different from the past years alhumdulillah

welcome back :D

10pm rule doesnt apply to safa gig staff :up:

And Eid Mubarak to you is well :D

lol awesome :D I don't have a curfew then :D

[seven]

10pm rule doesnt apply to safa gig staff :up:

yeah especially since SAFA GIG are now based in india... check out the fake accents :D :p

[Guvna]

lol I know what you mean.. but Alhumdulillah the aunties I know are very cool :p

Eid this year was awesome so was Ramadan... very different from the past years alhumdulillah



lol awesome :D I don't have a curfew then :D

i have kewl aunties.. but this one.. arrghhh!! allow her!
anyways.. time for me to sleeeeppppppp!! got an early one in mornig!
wassalams peeeppsss! :zzz::zzz::zzz:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

yeah especially since SAFA GIG are now based in india... check out the fake accents :D :p

That be the cleaning dept, werent you incharge of that? :scratch:

[veilofmysoul]

That be the cleaning dept, werent you incharge of that? :scratch:

:rotfl: I believe it was Seven and Guvna :D

[Nawar]

'great', I thought this org was long gone :scratch:

I still havent voted :rubeyes:

Hmm.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

SAFA GIG was on an official Ramadhan break and after a splendid Eid will now resume business as usual.

Many thanks for your vote in advance... please do vote when you can make up your mind. :rolleyes:

[Nawar]

Arent you guys supposed to help our minds along :rolleyes:

Dont know much about the orgs policies tbh.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

An information pack is now being sent to you, however we have NOT yet decided whether it should be sent via rep or neg rep. :up:

[Nawar]

A rep will prove very advantageous for your org long term :up:

Neg rep however, would be an action that WILL lead to dire consequences for you and your org :rolleyes:

Choice is yours.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

what a difficult choice.

We will have to call a board meeting for that. (yeh right :rolleyes:)

[ibn suleman]

oooh, can i join :D
who do i send my cv too!

[Nawar]

what a difficult choice.

We will have to call a board meeting for that. (yeh right :rolleyes:)

Might prove difficult, considering you dont have much of a board of members at the mo:rubeyes:

Never mind, Im sure you can make the decision yourself :up:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

oooh, can i join :D
who do i send my cv too!

You will have to wait till our HR Director Ms IG (Islamic Girl) decides to turn up :)

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Might prove difficult, considering you dont have much of a board of members at the mo:rubeyes:

Never mind, Im sure you can make the decision yourself :up:

How about we see the goods first?

[veilofmysoul]

Oh yes.. our first board meeting :rolleyes: imaginary one in our dreams that is :D

[Nawar]

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[Guvna]

he,llllooooooooooo peeooplee!!! We cracking on with business development! :hidban:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

hello, dear lovely collegues :up:

hows the business development going Mr Guvna?

[veilofmysoul]

*reports for duty*

*goes back to sleep*

[Guvna]

*reports for duty*

*goes back to sleep*

AHEM!!! been worrking have you Mz Veily?!?!?! i seee no logs!! :rolleyes:

[veilofmysoul]

AHEM!!! been worrking have you Mz Veily?!?!?! i seee no logs!! :rolleyes:


I'll have you know, I've been living off 3 hours or less of sleep each day....working 'til the world's asleep :D

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

Hows the food supply going squirrels? :blobblue: :)

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[Guvna]

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:salams

Hows the food supply going squirrels? :blobblue: :)

:wswrwb:

Miz IG!!!! foood chain supply is in dire need of some steds!!! :(

[veilofmysoul]

Food supply? We have food supply? Why was I not informed of this? :O

[Guvna]

Bumpytey Bump for Kamila! :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Food supply? We have food supply? Why was I not informed of this? :O

:smack:

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

Yes we have food supply, currently our offices are being used as store rooms to stock the food for winter hibernation (i.e. winter holiday!) therefore I am pleased to announce that SAFA GIG eployees have a week off to enable the squirrels in trucks to import the food (since the rest of us are)

If anyone would like to give a hand (and mouth) to the food supply distribution please send an e-mail to our robotic squirrel friends nutsAboutSAFAGIG@hibernation.com (nutsAboutSAFAGIG@hibernation.com)


Have a good day sir

Kind Regards
Ms *IslamicGirl*

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[veilofmysoul]

lol another week? :O we do get payed right? :p

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams


Dear SAFA GIG members,


Firstly,

JUMA MUBARAK :)

Secondly

I do hope you all are well and have been working hard. I'm sorry I haven't been around much, been very bust esp. with my dad gone I'm like the man of the house- since I act like one, I've also took the responsibilities to match lol :D

Thirdly

I have decided to invest in another company which will join SAFA GIG and work as a joint team. Both teams will share work equally and reap the benefits equally too :insha:

The team is called 'MARWA GIG'

I will later on tell you all what the wording in MARWA stands for.


Fourthly

Hope you all have a brilliant holiday and that the new year brings you loads of blessings- and thank Allah for them. :love:


Loads of Duas and love
*IslamicGirl*

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[veilofmysoul]

Jummah Mubarak to you too sis. Looking forward to more of an insight on project MARWA GIG

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Assalam Alaykum Dear SAFA GIG MEMBERs and COLLEAGES

MARWA GIG sounds interesting, SAFA GIG looks forward to this merger.

:D

[Guvna]

Salams,

Comrades, Colleagues, Pioneers.... ahlaaaan!! Velcum Velcum to our new partners inshallah! MARWA GIG!! :coolbro:

look forward to a fruitfull and prosperous joining alll round! :up:

[(*_Hamzah]

When is this falling company going to list on the Sharaih Stock exchange?

I'll offer 5.00 Pounds per share.

And Guvna your working night shifts now?

[islamiqa786]

salman al farsi said no waste rubbish polls nothing to do with islam, he said they will be deleted or banned

and look wat this is,,,, hyporcrits!

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams


My dear Brudda *IslamicQA786*- this is a Muslim company granted it's in our minds but a very inspiring goal which we can achieve- we can achieve anything we set our minds/hearts/souls to with the permission of Allah :love: . This is not rubbish and I can out my heart on my hand (and vice versa :D ) and say this.


Today I was going to be sick when the most of the workplace ordered sandwiches- super godzilla sandwiches which containes pig stuff. It was horrendous but that's something one does not have to endure at SAFA and MARA gig- if one wants to eat that they have to have what is called a 'Yak yak break' this 'yak yak' break also includes people who want to smoke as well.


Frodo: Where are you going bruno with those fags?

Bruno: I am going to have a yak yak break.... wanna come so we can damage each other's livers and also use our miswaak to ensure yellow stains are minimum?

Frodo: errr no thanks have a great yak yak time (not!) I hear smoking stunts growth...I'm already vertically challenged!


I see this as a great workforce policy. Please support us and I'm sure we'll bring out some products with the name of Zam Zam!


*sister interrupts* errm Ukhtee they already of Zam zam cola!

IG: :eek: Oh yeah! :nerdsis: How about ZAM ZAM DIET cola ha?


:D Have a great day everyone! :insha:


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[IffiePatel]

r u lot reali employin ppl?

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

r u lot reali employin ppl?


Would you like a job?

I'm afraid the virtual queue is quite big. :D

We're a big hit with people on the dole! :p

:wswrwb:

[IffiePatel]

i kno sum1 hus reli gd at i.t huz llukin 4 a job

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

i kno sum1 hus reli gd at i.t huz llukin 4 a job


Awww kiddo seriously if the company was real... I'd give this brother an interview... currently this dream's on paper, post and our minds but :insha: it's something on the pipeline :)


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[Azim-Al-Islam]

sounds more like a clubbing campaign, especially as it has the word 'gig'

[Guvna]

sounds more like a clubbing campaign, especially as it has the word 'gig'

hmph!! how dare you bring such filth into this ethical islamic company!!!!
we have nothin but Geeeee haad training development courses!!! thats the only booty sheikh going on in here! :coolbro:

[Azim-Al-Islam]

im studying A level ICT, im the smartest in the class, can I be employed, ask me anything about the levels of organisation, or data and information, im loaded with answers

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Assalam Alaykum And Good Afternoon Dear SAFA GIG Colleagues and supporters.

Its nice to see SAFA GIG being revived and continueing in generating posts. :up:

[Guvna]

Salams my dear colleagues and partners...

Today has drawn another remarkable day for SAFA GIG and we have made headway...

i shant waste much time.. but may i cast your googley eyes onto these 2 threads below... they are in order of events taking place!! Please do enjjoy the read... we are moving onwards and upwards inshallah!!!

:coolbro:

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109024 (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109024)

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109026 (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109026)

(http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109024)

[veilofmysoul]

Wa'laykum Assalam

May we have a refresher of who's of the crew and of each individual's position :D

[veilofmysoul]

:outta:Salams my dear colleagues and partners...

Today has drawn another remarkable day for SAFA GIG and we have made headway...

i shant waste much time.. but may i cast your googley eyes onto these 2 threads below... they are in order of events taking place!! Please do enjjoy the read... we are moving onwards and upwards inshallah!!!

:coolbro:

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109024 (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109024)

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109026 (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109026)




:rubeyes:

[Guvna]

:outta:

:rubeyes:

me dear.. fret not.. all is in hand!!!

:coolbro:

[Niqaabi]

why did IG put imported in front of her name? :S

[Guvna]

why did IG put imported in front of her name? :S

it was when we experienced the Major crash on Ummah a few months back.. and eeryone created profiles in the Temp Borad.. Saj then Imported the Temp User Accounts into this main board after a restore.. and SAFA GIGs Inception was in the Temp forum.. and hence she logged in as the temp when she created this in the main forum! @)

[Salman Al-Farsi]

why did IG put imported in front of her name? :S

perhaps because she is an import. :scratch:

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

perhaps because she is an import. :scratch:


To answer that query... please don't deport me....swimming the channel was hard.. :D I got so tired i got a piece of wood attached my spare jilbaab onto it like a sail and used it as a makeshift boat. :p


BTW those trying to smear the reputation of SAFA GIG will suffer serious consequences. Please try to find a hobby like collecting stamps ...
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[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:
:salams

sounds more like a clubbing campaign, especially as it has the word 'gig'

:nerdsis: That word has never entered my brain when naming this company. I thought Gig was brill 'cuz it's short for gigabyte :D


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[veilofmysoul]

so are all SAFA GIG members jobless? How will they ever provide for their cats? :rubeyes: The cats will claw them to death and eat them instead.

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Dear colleagues of this Blessed Ummah

Writing the first SAFA GIG newsletter for 2008 has been an honour for a social recluse such as myself. Many of you have wondered what we have doing with out lives and how SAFA GIG has been expanding.

Indeed it has, we decided not to promote our company on the apprentice and refused deals with many leading tv companies as publicity is not what we’re after, neither is money, nor is marriage or any of those worldly things.

We are focusing on making ourselves better people for the community and are still recruiting people to join this exciting team.

A Blessed Jumaah Mubarak unto all :love:
Duas & love :love:
*IslamicGirl*



so are all SAFA GIG members jobless? How will they ever provide for their cats? :rubeyes: The cats will claw them to death and eat them instead.

Allah :Swt: provides for the cats :love:

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[Salman Al-Farsi]

Is SAFA GIG to resume office anytime soon?

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

Is SAFA GIG to resume office anytime soon?


You're the boss akhee and we're still on annual leave :p
So you have to decide what's next- hard work ( Merciful Lord no! :crying:) or annual leave being extended (Merciful Lord yes! :D )
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[Masumah]

lol
has it bin established yet?
In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

SAFA GIG IT CREW :P

Salman Al FArsi
Guvna
Islamic Girl


We can have our own company- I can deal with advertising, Br Guvna can deal with …. Yep you guessed it… servers :rolleyes: :D and Br Salman can do whatever he does… (still can’t figure out what he does). We’re a hard working bunch aren’t we?

It’s the hottest IT company around… (well soon InshaAllah!) :D
I’m so bored I’m gonna do a Job description :p

Assalamu Alaykum.

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

lol
has it bin established yet?


:rotfl: no!

haha!!

:sub: i've laughed quite a bit reading through this thread- i remember being the only Muslim in my company and feeling so alone but this was one of the threads that really would brighten my day all thanks to the Mercy of Allah :Swt: :love:

Sis you want to have a (virtual) job working for safa gig, we're still recruting :p

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[Masumah]

wot wud i be the cleaner???? :p

i wudnt mind being a PA :)

fax over the job description...ill chek out my schedule :coolsis:

:start:

:salams




:rotfl: no!

haha!!

:sub: i've laughed quite a bit reading through this thread- i remember being the only Muslim in my company and feeling so alone but this was one of the threads that really would brighten my day all thanks to the Mercy of Allah :Swt: :love:

Sis you want to have a (virtual) job working for safa gig, we're still recruting :p

:wswrwb:

[*IslamicGirl*]

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:salams

wot wud i be the cleaner???? :p

i wudnt mind being a PA :)

fax over the job description...ill chek out my schedule :coolsis:

No way - i don't want you to be the cleaner :love: we clean our own mess Alhamdulillah

We as Muslims have half our Deen as cleanliness so SAFA gig is a very clean place to work in :masha:

And i like your confidence sis ;) :D (i need to act like this for future job interviews :p )

:wswrwb:

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Yaa Ilahi i just love this thread -:inlove:

:sub: still find it funny :) :D

:ahb: what joy it provided on my placement year

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[Guvna]

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:salams

Yaa Ilahi i just love this thread -:inlove:

:sub: still find it funny :) :D

:ahb: what joy it provided on my placement year

:wswrwb:

:torture: sistah!!! this is a serious thread! WE ARE SAFA GIG!!!!! prospering to be the BEST Muslim Ethical Organisation EVER! :coolbro: (btw - am still on vacattion!!)