SAFA GIG I.T Crew Enterprise

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I'm worried about Br Guvna, where is he?

Heaven forbid the only female on the board of directors in a fit of madness threw a server on top of him.... :rolleyes: :eek: ;) :D

:D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


dearest colleague, touched i am at your concern for one... however such is not the case!! :D
you won;t believe it... server crashes and netwrok mis management!!! Emergency calls alllll mronin!!! eveeerrryones flappin about in mayhem!!! :eek:

(and then i thought, i might just disconenct teh kettle and plug teh server back in!! :cool: )

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.
:eek: You're alive... but... but ... my promotion.... *AHEM*

I mean good thing you're alive that server was really heavy, next time the CPU might hit you... be careful!

*AHEM* Just concerned that's all! :D

Wouldn't want to wipe you off so I get all the promotions.. no siree! :p

Glad you're back *grumbles* YES VERY GLAD :D

(You know for today I've been put up at work on a PC with no internet :eek: , I'm Posting from the library right now... yes, desperate times call for desperate measures! :D )

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.
:eek: You're alive... but... but ... my promotion.... *AHEM*

I mean good thing you're alive that server was really heavy, next time the CPU might hit you... be careful!

*AHEM* Just concerned that's all! :D

Wouldn't want to wipe you off so I get all the promotions.. no siree! :p

Glad you're back *grumbles* YES VERY GLAD :D

(You know for today I've been put up at work on a PC with no internet :eek: , I'm Posting from the library right now... yes, desperate times call for desperate measures! :D )

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

loool! well what can i say... SAFA GIG employees taking initiative and super tactical measures!! Commendable.... very Commendable! :D

[Nawar]

Still a bit short on members then guys??? :rolleyes:

There will be no battle Im afraid, you have clearly already lost.

Thanks.

All the best.

Dont over-exert yourselves now :p

ps, once an agent always an agent (although I am considering making an exception to the rule to account for some SERIOUS rebel behaviour)

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Assalam Alaykum Dear Lovely Collegues and Supporters.

Good Morning

Just to say, it will be business as usual today despite the rivalry threats.

There may soon be a staff training day.. please watch this space for updates :D

[Guvna!]

Assalam Alaykum Dear Lovely Collegues and Supporters.

Good Morning

Just to say, it will be business as usual today despite the rivalry threats.

There may soon be a staff training day.. please watch this space for updates :D

look forward to it.. its a booootiful morning today!! :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

look forward to it.. its a booootiful morning today!! :D


good stuff!

Is the HR dept on holiday?

[Guvna!]

good stuff!

Is the HR dept on holiday?

so long as she's not working... it's alllll gud! :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Reporting for duty :D… I got a bag of Wotsits and Alhamdulillah they’re delicious! :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

wa alaykum assalam

how about sharing the wotsits? now that you have decided to arrive :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I finished them :eek:

I swear I didn't see your message until now when I've finished them ... good news is... I still feel peckish! :D :rolleyes: :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

you knwo.. i think i needs to get me some lunch.. riiight.. get teh dastarkhan out, shoes off... crossed legs... open the tiffin, and munch away... :D

"wonder why the goray keep staring from outside of ma office! :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Probbaly 'cuz you got Asian food which they smell plus the fact you constantly reek of onions also helps :p (on't worry you're asian! :D )

I'm working till 8PM today and my lunch is fixed 3-4PM InshaAllah

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.




"wonder why the goray keep staring from outside of ma office! :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I don't care I am starving so I picked up a box of chocolate fingers so the whole workplace can share them :D.

Here you guys, have some choccies :p

Aren't I nice? :p

(Do i get a promotion?:D )


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I don't care I am starving so I picked up a box of chocolate fingers so the whole workplace can share them :D.

Here you guys, have some choccies :p

Aren't I nice? :p

(Do i get a promotion?:D )


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Choccie fingers.. mmm hmmmmmm.. i get halfway just nibbling at teh choccie part.. munch the biscuit. and tehn munch the rest half all in one!!! :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Choccie fingers.. mmm hmmmmmm.. i get halfway just nibbling at teh choccie part.. munch the biscuit. and tehn munch the rest half all in one!!! :D

I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just so hungry today! :eek:

So Br Gunva you gonna share your lunch box? :p

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I miss the SAFA GIG crew :(

I'm pratically alone in this big office and there's none of you guys to share jokes with :(

And I feel so ill as well, like hungry, just want to eat and eat and eat even though I've just had a sandwich :S

Don't know what's wrong with me! :(


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

wa alaykum as salam

we are all here now, thats all that counts. :D

where are you ?

[Nawar]

Looks like theyve finally seen the light, and left the company :D

You'll probably find them over at our headquarters.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Looks like theyve finally seen the light, and left the company :D

You'll probably find them over at our headquarters.

and where is that headquarters of yours? wierdos land? :rolleyes:

[Nawar]

and where is that headquarters of yours? wierdos land? :rolleyes:

:eek: :eek: :eek: How did you know???

We will have to re-locate.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I feel under appreciated :(

I haven't been on ummah all day and none of you guys noticed or raised any alerts, for anyone who is interested, I've been kidnapped and bundled in a room with a PC with net access blocked because another guy at work took my comp but has his net blocked... (Don't know what he was doing on the net for it to be blocked.)

So I am stuck in a room with a PC and no net access, currently they allowed me two mins to post this message and therefore I have had to sacrifice my lunch break time to go to the library and post from there. (I needn't have bothered, you guys haven't even noticed! :( )

I'm working till 8PM today and the ransom is a brank new state of the art PC with broadband and games installed. I have also secretly alerted a few ummah members of my whereabouts, sis Anna if she arrives here can expand on this topic.

So yes as i said it's great to be a SAFA GIG member, thank you for the appreciation and attention, I'm drowning in it :rolleyes:

:( (I will spend the rest of the time crying my eyes out in the toilets or sleep on my fliippin useless PC)


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Nawar, yeah once we move to our new offices at the new server, you can move in here.

[Nawar]

Sis, I told you, your value would be truly appreciated elsewhere, with your fellow sisters ;)

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I feel under appreciated :(

I haven't been on ummah all day and none of you guys noticed or raised any alerts, for anyone who is interested, I've been kidnapped and bundled in a room with a PC with net access blocked because another guy at work took my comp but has his net blocked... (Don't know what he was doing on the net for it to be blocked.)

So I am stuck in a room with a PC and no net access, currently they allowed me two mins to post this message and therefore I have had to sacrifice my lunch break time to go to the library and post from there. (I needn't have bothered, you guys haven't even noticed! :( )

I'm working till 8PM today and the ransom is a brank new state of the art PC with broadband and games installed. I have also secretly alerted a few ummah members of my whereabouts, sis Anna if she arrives here can expand on this topic.

So yes as i said it's great to be a SAFA GIG member, thank you for the appreciation and attention, I'm drowning in it :rolleyes:

:( (I will spend the rest of the time crying my eyes out in the toilets or sleep on my fliippin useless PC)


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


wa alaykum as salam

absolutely fantastic, I am so glad we have libraries :D

[Nawar]

Nawar, yeah once we move to our new offices at the new server, you can move in here.

Sorry, we dont operate in offices like these, this is where the elite people operate :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I'm running away from SAFA GIG for a while, I need a break and need to reassess my role in this company, it seems i am not wanted :(


(I know I'm an asian girl running away but I'm running away on my own- not only is running healthy and will burn the choccie fingers i ate, please do not send gansgter type brothers to bring me back and save everyone's honour, i need some space)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I'm running away from SAFA GIG for a while, I need a break and need to reassess my role in this company, it seems i am not wanted :(


(I know I'm an asian girl running away but I'm running away on my own- not only is running healthy and will burn the choccie fingers i ate, please do not send gansgter type brothers to bring me back and save everyone's honour, i need some space)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

wa alaykum assalam

running is good.

Run Forrest.. run....

[Nawar]

Omg!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I cant believe you did that :(

I thought I was seeing things.

Very funny :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Omg!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I cant believe you did that :(

I thought I was seeing things.

Very funny :rolleyes:

:confused:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

wa alaykum assalam

running is good.

Run Forrest.. run....

I'm outta breath!:(

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

This company was doomed from the start :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


This company was doomed from the start :rolleyes:

Would you like to join my company sis? :D (l)

It's the only way you get to see the pics of me Ziyaarat to Syria and Iran :p

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.




Would you like to join my company sis? :D (l)

It's the only way you get to see the pics of me Ziyaarat to Syria and Iran :p

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


:eek: That's not a good deal :(

Can't I see the pix w/o joining the company? :p

You have...another 2 weeks to consider. After that it won't be possible i'm afraid :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


:eek: That's not a good deal :(

Can't I see the pix w/o joining the company? :p

You have...another 2 weeks to consider. After that it won't be possible i'm afraid :p


And I wanna meet up with you this sat or next, is that possible 'cuz I got this way funky new train pass and it leads me to Allah knows where (I think I know how to get to Brum... so what do you say a date? :p... I'll leave my refugeee camp for you :D )


And if you join the company, you get instant promotion by me (the founder :p )

I'm creating a new department for my company and it's just for sisters- we can talk, joke around and do weird stuff all day long and we'll surround this department by iron walls. :D

Would any sister like to join esp Sis Nawar?
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.





And I wanna meet up with you this sat or next, is that possible 'cuz I got this way funky new train pass and it leads me to Allah knows where (I think I know how to get to Brum... so what do you say a date? :p... I'll leave my refugeee camp for you :D )


And if you join the company, you get instant promotion by me (the founder :p )

I'm creating a new department for my company and it's just for sisters- we can talk, joke around and do weird stuff all day long and we'll surround this department by iron walls. :D

Would any sister like to join esp Sis Nawar?
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Can do next week :p

What are the perks of the job? Can I get a driver? :D I need something that reflects and is on par with my academic background and experience. :cool:

I'll think about your offer and get back to you :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.




What are the perks of the job? Can I get a driver? :D I need something that reflects and is on par with my academic background and experience. :cool:

I'll think about your offer and get back to you :p

Sorry no driver... he's your Non Mahrem (Plus it costs a fortune and we're a bit tight :D :D )

Hmm send me your CV, let me rip off it and if i get a job based on that CV you can have my job here :p :D :D :D LOL!


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.




Sorry no driver... he's your Non Mahrem (Plus it costs a fortune and we're a bit tight :D :D )

Hmm send me your CV, let me rip off it and if i get a job based on that CV you can have my job here :p :D :D :D LOL!


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I need someone to drive me places..I'm tired of driving :(

No, i'm not getting married just to get a driver :eek:

What position would I get should I decide to join? Does it involve a leather couch and a doodle pad/pen? :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

We currently have the following vacancies:

Head of cleaners - immediate start
Painters and Decorators -Temp vacancy starting next week.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I need someone to drive me places..I'm tired of driving :(

No, i'm not getting married just to get a driver :eek:

What position would I get should I decide to join? Does it involve a leather couch and a doodle pad/pen? :D

Ahh man trust a sister to come and spoil the essence of the thread by bringing in the 'M' word.


Grrrr :mad:

:D Sis basically you get paid for doing nothing, just don't let anyone catch you sleeping and if you see a queue outside the brother's toilet don't be alarmed...remember it's 'cuz Br Guvna is sleeping inside :D :D :D

And if he ever sleeps in the sister's toilets... trust me he's a bit weird :eek: ... i give you the special job of bashing his brains out :p

Have a good day SIR!


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

We currently have the following vacancies:

Head of cleaners - immediate start



:eek: Head... eek you're basically inviting terrorists to our organsiation who would behead people aren't you?.... because we don't have a 'head' and yet we have the body and you're looking for the 'head'.

*Falls in a dead faint only to spot a Snicker bar on the floor and crawl towards it* :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



Ahh man trust a sister to come and spoil the essence of the thread by bringing in the 'M' word.

I was made to say it :(
(People are trying to brainwash me - help me Fatimaaaaaaa)

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I was made to say it :(
(People are trying to brainwash me - help me Fatimaaaaaaa)

I'm sorry sister I understand, trust me I was about to get hitched too before I realised I am simply not ready (plus dad said finish your degree you weirdo :D and mum goes you make every guy your big brother, you leave no room for 'the one' :D )

It's okay sis, we have 70 years olds trying to get jobs here because they are unmarried with no life... :p

Yours is nothing new :D
*Tee hee*

~Ahem~
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



Ahh man trust a sister to come and spoil the essence of the thread by bringing in the 'M' word.


Grrrr :mad:

:D Sis basically you get paid for doing nothing, just don't let anyone catch you sleeping and if you see a queue outside the brother's toilet don't be alarmed...remember it's 'cuz Br Guvna is sleeping inside :D :D :D

And if he ever sleeps in the sister's toilets... trust me he's a bit weird :eek: ... i give you the special job of bashing his brains out :p

Have a good day SIR!


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear IG

Without undermining your executive decision of offering 'bashing brains' job to MS Ebony who I believe is under-qualified for such a demanding job, I must advice that we do have other vancancies whihc need immediate attention.

I strong feel Ms Ebony would be suitable for the cleaning vacancy due to her extensive cleaning (Jharoo) experience, which may prove very benificial in generating more revenues for SAFA GIG.

SAFA GIG is a people's company, we appreciate individuals with unique aspirations and skills working our best to utliise them to generate posts counts and viewing for our company.

Many thanks.

[imported_Ebony]

I quite like the sound of bashing life into your fellow work colleagues :D

(They poke me with pens if I don't say the "M" word...they are so evil :( )

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I quite like the sound of bashing life into your fellow work colleagues :D

(They poke me with pens if I don't say the "M" word...they are so evil :( )


You won't have a problem here sis InshaAllah!

Not that SAFA GIG supports violence... :D

Assalamu alaykum.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Here's something to cheer you guys up, it even made me laugh :eek: :p

(I was bored)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Here's something to cheer you guys up, it even made me laugh :eek: :p

(I was bored)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


the company still going good then...thinking ways to destroy it :cool:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

the company still going good then...thinking ways to destroy it :cool:

:eek:

You dare!
Think of how many Muslims will be unemployed esp after the highest unemployemnt jargon thread :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



:eek:

You dare!
Think of how many Muslims will be unemployed esp after the highest unemployemnt jargon thread :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

go on jsa.. let the kuffar pay for you...its called jizya ;)

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Here's something to cheer you guys up, it even made me laugh :eek: :p

(I was bored)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


:rotfl:

poor guvna and his nap in the toilet :p

[Guvna!]

:rotfl:

poor guvna and his nap in the toilet :p

Salams,
dearest colleagues... my apologies for the late rarrival.. i was at home napping!! :D

now im back into the office, for some more napping...!! :p

Rise, and together we chall prosper!!! :cool: SAFA GIG!

[imported_Ebony]

You should probably return to the bog for a nap Guvna.

Your "work colleagues" are nowhere in sight :rolleyes:

[Guvna!]

You should probably return to the bog for a nap Guvna.

Your "work colleagues" are nowhere in sight :rolleyes:

you my dear..... have much to learn... @ SAFA GIG it;s day off (for the guys).. and sisters are on a laid back day in the office... man the phones by directing everything to voicemail, which is set onto auto delete!
and then paper fights, catapults and rubber bands are the flavour of teh day!! Free Fire policy!!! :D

[.: Anna :.]

oh you lot fatima text me and said tell you she has been kidnapped and threatened. i think she does not hav internet access at work right now

[Salman Al-Farsi]

thanks sis Anna

SubhanAllah, look at the staff dedication :D

[themod]

safagig is a rubbish company... dont trade with it...

[imported_Ebony]

Such inactivity. No posts :eek:

No wonder the organisation is going down.

[themod]

Such inactivity. No posts :eek:

No wonder the organisation is going down.

company is dead.. go look for new job...im gonn auction of all the furniture...

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

company is dead.. go look for new job...im gonn auction of all the furniture...

Do that and I will sell you on the black market for a pittance :D



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



Do that and I will sell you on the black market for a pittance :D



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


how can you sell a free man... haram in islam to enslave a free person...

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


how can you sell a free man... haram in islam to enslave a free person...


Who says your a free man? You wait and see what the employees of SAFA GIG can get up to :D

Black market or ebay... the choices are endless, prepare for war akhee, because I'm riled up for a match and you're the victim :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.





Who says your a free man? You wait and see what the employees of SAFA GIG can get up to :D

Black market or ebay... the choices are endless, prepare for war akhee, because I'm riled up for a match and you're the victim :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

listen company is closed.. go home.. now run.... along...apply for jsa...til u get another job.. im willing to sell the furniture to you cut price...

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Dear HR Director

Any chance of picturising what SAFA GIG can potentially do to rivals?

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear HR Director

Any chance of picturising what SAFA GIG can potentially do to rivals?


Most certainly sir InshaAllah.

Just make sure there is no one near you when you open it :D

Br TheMod you are extremely insulting and seem to have no absorbed the point, there is no selling no you scuttle along to the nice little rock you crawled from and stop bothering us you freeloader, who do you think you are demading this company to be closed and therefore enabling you to make a profit by selling our merchandise. :mad: I completely forbid it, so go back to your hole and go spend your dole money, don't be a sour grape because we didn't employ you... we only employ the best :D

The HR has spoken!

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

pefect, I am alone in the office. All kuffar gone to do what they do best on a friday evening :p

[imported_Ebony]

I still want a driver.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Ahem Br TheMod :D

Sis Ebony you can some drivers and it's IT techy term I'm on about ;) :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

:eek:

Why are you decapitating your work colleagues?

Is that some form of in-house training one needs to go through? :nervous:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Ahem Br TheMod :D

Sis Ebony you can some drivers and it's IT techy term I'm on about ;) :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

loooool

I can see some fish on that dagger.. wonder where that came from. :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

loooool

I can see some fish on that dagger.. wonder where that came from. :rolleyes:

Oh darn i forgot the rice and i should have painted br TheMod's lips orange cuz of the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :D :D :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

This is what it emans to work at SAFA GIG :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

This is what it emans to work at SAFA GIG :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



lol..... easy on the snickers :1smile:

[imported_Ebony]

Lol

Those Snicker bars look like extensions of your hands :p

They might as well be! :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Lol

Those Snicker bars look like extensions of your hands :p

They might as well be! :D

So what are you waitin for sis?... JOIN! :p

:D :D :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I came to work one hour late now I have to miss half my lunch break :(
How Is my wonderfully hard working group doing? :)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

Looks like they are actually doing some work :eek:
Violating work policy! Tut tut.

[Guvna!]

Astagfirullah Ebony... how dare you..!!
I ahve a splittign headache! :(

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


Looks like they are actually doing some work :eek:
Violating work policy! Tut tut.


Or sleeping in the toilets.... *AHEM* :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

Astagfirullah Ebony... how dare you..!!
I ahve a splittign headache! :(

Sleeping on the bog certainly doesn't help your headache, now does it? :rolleyes:

[Guvna!]

Sleeping on the bog certainly doesn't help your headache, now does it? :rolleyes:

well i aint resorted to that YET!!! but im not well guys!!!
Paintballing was fun yesterday... not so fun now! :mad:

[imported_Ebony]

well i aint resorted to that YET!!! but im not well guys!!!
Paintballing was fun yesterday... not so fun now! :mad:

Tis only a matter of time.

Paintballing? On the weekend? How dare you..you're meant to do that during work hours, not in your spare time!:mad:

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



Oh darn i forgot the rice and i should have painted br TheMod's lips orange cuz of the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :D :D :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

taking you to tribunal for racism and nationalistic dicrimination....just beacuse i didnt want those rotti's with the daal... you cant force me to have them...

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I have a headache too Akhee :(
TheMod please take me to court, I want a day off from work, I’m sick and tired of it :( (My real job that is)

Need migraine tablets :(
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

ohhh maannn... i just got some paras from Lisa upstairs!!! it's thuddin like tehre;s no stoppin it! :mad:

[imported_Ebony]

I love my job :D (as deranged as that sounds!)

[themod]

strange things having in safagig company...weird sitings i discovered as i peep through the windows... :eek: looks like some alien space ships flying around in the canteen area.:confused:

but a closer look unveils its only the girls making some chappatis..:D flipping them ....

[Guvna!]

strange things having in safagig company...weird sitings i discovered as i peep through the windows... :eek: looks like some alien space ships flying around in the canteen area.:confused:

but a closer look unveils its only the girls making some chappatis..:D flipping them ....

Aren;t we ever so considerate abuot who gets to do what! :p

[themod]

Aren;t we ever so considerate abuot who gets to do what! :p

good to see you got the girls cooking bro :D ... do they make nice cuppa tea

[Guvna!]

good to see you got the girls cooking bro :D ... do they make nice cuppa tea

you know.. our HR Director was gonna get some likkle'un for the cuppas... but i finks she went and sold him! :confused:

[themod]

you know.. our HR Director was gonna get some likkle'un for the cuppas... but i finks she went and sold him! :confused:

then get her to make the tea.. women should in the canteen kitchen cooking up food for you busy brothers.. :p

[imported_Ebony]

Lets hope they dont wear hair nets..and you find oodles of hair in your soup :D

Have a good day :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Br TheMod there’s a snowball’s chance in a furnace that YOU will get a job in SAFA GIG you are completely degrading the sisters… well sister namely me, being the only female in the company.

Br Gunva, I have virtually FedExed you some paracetamols and a nice hot cup of coffee :) I love my SAFA GIG work colleges FeesabeelAllah and if you require anything, let me know InshaAllah- take the day off, Oh Allah it’s a headache so take the week off and you get paid! :D

SAFA GIG does indeed rock :)

Have a good day sir InshaAllah! :D
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Br TheMod there’s a snowball’s chance in a furnace that YOU will get a job in SAFA GIG you are completely degrading the sisters… well sister namely me, being the only female in the company.

Br Gunva, I have virtually FedExed you some paracetamols and a nice hot cup of coffee :) I love my SAFA GIG work colleges FeesabeelAllah and if you require anything, let me know InshaAllah- take the day off, Oh Allah it’s a headache so take the week off and you get paid! :D

SAFA GIG does indeed rock :)

Have a good day sir InshaAllah! :D
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


See ... this is what i like of our SAFA GIG COlleagues.. no opressing the sisters .. nothin! but they kindly virtually send you coffees without askin!!! who sed anythin about lockin sisters up in kitchens!! blaaahh!! :p

thanks IG! it;s gonna be muuucchhh appreaciated.. i hear your call on taking the week off... (fits nicely, as the manager goes off to teh city for the rest of the week... so errm... im sure you can work out productivity rate!! :D )

[themod]

who said i wanted a job in there anyway.... guvna make sure she keeps on getting those cuppa to you in time bro

[Guvna!]

who said i wanted a job in there anyway.... guvna make sure she keeps on getting those cuppa to you in time bro

i'm sure she will... shes our coolest HR Director.. trust me... aint no sack! she doesn;t work and professes her love for the ummah openely!!
thats what you call a True SAFA GIG Director...
NO work.. All Play!!! :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Bro TheMOd stop sending your CV through PM, you can't get a job here :D PAH!

Unless :eek:.... you can cook? :p Mwhaha.


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Bro TheMOd stop sending your CV through PM, you can't get a job here :D PAH!

Unless :eek:.... you can cook? :p Mwhaha.


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.




hey i didnt send CV through pm sis:confused: either your lying or you got it from someone else..

remember sis you cant lie for joke.. its serious matter a muslim never lies...

[themod]

WHERE IS "KOLA MIAH" TODAY.. NOT SAYING MUCH HAS HE SIGNED INTO WORK...

OR YOU KEEPING HIM BUSY

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Ahh akhee theMod I see what you mean, JazakhAllahu Khair for correcting me!

(That still doesn’t mean you get a job here otherwise I’d be in the kitchen rather than sleeping on the desk :D )
Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I'm stuck in so much work... I don't like it :(

Have heaps to do today! :(



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I'm stuck in so much work... I don't like it :(

Have heaps to do today! :(



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

dear oh dear... that can;t be right! where's the gaffer?!?!? :rolleyes:

[imported_Ebony]

HeeHee.....:D

[themod]

HeeHee.....:D


the gafa mr kola miah has been kidnapped.. held for ransome :D

[imported_Ebony]

the gafa mr kola miah has been kidnapped.. held for ransome :D

That must be your doing! :D

He should've apologised to you for the fish comments when he was told to :p

[themod]

That must be your doing! :D

He should've apologised to you for the fish comments when he was told to :p


you did tell him....but the chappati rotti daal man would not

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Assalam Alaykum Dear Collegues

Good Afternoon.

I hope everyone is well and recovered from the hussly weekend. As the business is back to norm and we have so far generated many posts in revenues.

I really hope we can keep up with this consistency for the rest of the day, we can hit our lost revenue targets for a better future of doing absolutely nothing.

Once again, congratulations and well done.

There will be more promotions and more vacancies coming soon :D

Regrads

[Guvna!]

ohhh weekend... i was out playing "jiahdi wannabe" :D !

altho.. some kaph came into the "village" and Shot me :eek:, and we was on the Same team.. .silly prat.. altho i did say.. "its ok.. just friendly fire was it?! :p "

Paintballing!!!! (it hurts on initial impact.. but afterwards the bruises just LOOK bad!) :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear Sir Mr/Br Salman_Al_Farsi,

I am made to work, is this the sort of standard SAFA GIG expects?

I am appaled (and so bogged down with the workload)

The boss has gone home and so have other collegeues whilst I am shifting through and sorting out their workload.


Child labour i call this! :mad:

Assalamu Alaykum.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

ohhh weekend... i was out playing "jiahdi wannabe" :D !

altho.. some kaph came into the "village" and Shot me :eek:, and we was on the Same team.. .silly prat.. altho i did say.. "its ok.. just friendly fire was it?! :p "

Paintballing!!!! (it hurts on initial impact.. but afterwards the bruises just LOOK bad!) :D

Paintballing :D yeah you see the bruises the next day and they sting :o

lol @ friendly fire, you should ve fired back to return the favour :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear Sir Mr/Br Salman_Al_Farsi,

I am made to work, is this the sort of standard SAFA GIG expects?

I am appaled (and so bogged down with the workload)

The boss has gone home and so have other collegeues whilst I am shifting through and sorting out their workload.


Child labour i call this! :mad:

Assalamu Alaykum.

Wa alaykum asaslam

dear Colleague

As a SAFA GIG senior management member, you have every right to NOT do any work. You always have this choice :D

However, we do encourage SAFA GIG members to at least do some work or employ constructive methods to show work is being done :D

[Guvna!]

Paintballing :D yeah you see the bruises the next day and they sting :o

lol @ friendly fire, you should ve fired back to return the favour :D

you fink i left him?!?!?! :D
puthar got taughty why we is inherently good shooters... !:cool:

lool! dammnnn was good! :cool:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Wa alaykum asaslam

dear Colleague

As a SAFA GIG senior management member, you have every right to NOT do any work. You always have this choice :D

However, we do encourage SAFA GIG members to at least do some work or employ constructive methods to show work is being done :D

Yes I do work ... sometimes. The last time I worked hard was... was... was.. let me get back to you on that one!

I have a migraine and they threw all this work on me and did a runner :(

And I;m shifting and arranging meeting for video con people and it's so darn annoying to see so many meeting being cancelled/update just after you've created them and took ages in doing that. :mad:

Outlook smells!

Assalamu Alaykum.

[Guvna!]

However, we do encourage SAFA GIG members to at least do some work or employ constructive methods to show work is being done :D

ME ME ME!! :D

check this guys... lmmaaoo!!

My PC....
Laptop on the Left...
Laptop on the right..............
Another laptop next to ^ one...............
Personal Server for testing on floor next to ^^ one!

managers sayin.. i work farrr too hard! :p

[imported_Ebony]

Sad....very sad Guvna.

[Guvna!]

Sad....very sad Guvna.

Whhhhhaaaa?!?!? :(

[imported_Ebony]

Whhhhhaaaa?!?!? :(

Very disappointed to see you are working :rolleyes:

You're a disgrace to the organisation.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

:eek: Oh my days someone's just sorted my work out for me and I only have 3 cases left when 5 mins ago I had at least 35!

Someone else has probably opened out look or the alternative, the delet key has been pressed by my notepad?


That's too scary to contemplate! :eek:

:S

Oh Allah, I'm gonna wait to see if these 3 cases get deleted!

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Very disappointed to see you are working :rolleyes:

You're a disgrace to the organisation.

excuse me.. do you work for SAFA GIG?

[Guvna!]

Very disappointed to see you are working

You're a disgrace to the organisation.

excuseee meee!! who sed i was working?!?!?!!?!? :eek: Read salmans post properly!!!! :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

excuse me.. do you work for SAFA GIG?


I don't remember employing her?

Unless i was high on Mecca cola perhaps? :D



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

:rolleyes:

You should share the bog naps with Guvna

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

excuseee meee!! who sed i was working?!?!?!!?!? :eek: Read salmans post properly!!!! :rolleyes:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

You got confused as to whose post you read right- you thought sis Ebony wrote the post that Br Salman_Al_Farsi did right? LOL I'm laughing out loud here

*Employee mutters* WEIRDO !


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

:rolleyes:

You should share the bog naps with Guvna

I think you should stop disturbing us and vacate our offices immediately before I summon the security.

Good Bye

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

You got confused as to whose post you read right- you thought sis Ebony wrote the post that Br Salman_Al_Farsi did right? LOL I'm laughing out loud here

*Employee mutters* WEIRDO !


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear IG

IF you feel this warrants a demotion, it is entirely up to you :D

[imported_Ebony]

And to think Guvna deals with servers etc.

I don't even want to contemplate the quality of his work if he can't even read a few posts properly :rolleyes:

:p

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

You got confused as to whose post you read right- you thought sis Ebony wrote the post that Br Salman_Al_Farsi did right? LOL I'm laughing out loud here

*Employee mutters* WEIRDO !


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


:confused: :rolleyes: *Whistlessssss *

[Salman Al-Farsi]

And to think Guvna deals with servers etc.

I don't even want to contemplate the quality of his work if he can't even read a few posts properly :rolleyes:

:p

How about you just take a hike,

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear IG

IF you feel this warrants a demotion, it is entirely up to you :D

I'm sorry Akhee but in SAFA GIG one can only move upwards :D

:D :D :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

Dear IG

IF you feel this warrants a demotion, it is entirely up to you :D

colleagues... may i remind you.. SAFA GIG is currently being infiltrated by outside ifnluences, who,
A) have no standing
B) have no clearnce to comment
C) Is SCOTTISH!!!!

i urge you to reconsider the stance taken! :D

[imported_Ebony]

How about you just take a hike,

How charming.

IG hired me! Right after having 24 cans of Mecca Cola :D

How about you get a grip with who works for your lame-o org before throwing a hissy fit :rolleyes:

Power tripping nerds...... :rolleyes:

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



I'm sorry Akhee but in SAFA GIG one can only move upwards :D

:D :D :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

ata girl!!! :cool:

[imported_Ebony]

colleagues... may i remind you.. SAFA GIG is currently being infiltrated by outside ifnluences, who,
A) have no standing
B) have no clearnce to comment
C) Is SCOTTISH!!!!

i urge you to reconsider the stance taken! :D

Guva, Guvna..

When are you going to realise no-one listens to you? :o

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.
How charming.

IG hired me! Right after having 24 cans of Mecca Cola :D

How about you get a grip with who works for your lame-o org before throwing a hissy fit :rolleyes:

Power tripping nerds...... :rolleyes:

23 cans? You made me drunk sis on purpose?

And how could you call my company 'lame-o' it was bad enough when Br Sajid called it 'bogus' and he's still on temporary leave, I think you need to take a few days off and think about what you said

:(

*Sis Ebony walks out the office like a true freshie with her stuff in a circle cloth with a stick attached to it and propped on her shoulder :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

Guva, Guvna..

When are you going to realise no-one listens to you? :o

when you realise and accept the fact that your presence is not warranted here and hence what you say is a figment of your imagination.. and that barely! :eek:

[imported_Ebony]

He was rude to me :(

[imported_Ebony]

when you realise and accept the fact that your presence is not warranted here and hence what you say is a figment of your imagination.. and that barely! :eek:

:rolleyes:

I suggest you return to your laptops for company :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

He was rude to me :(

Still..... :(
You insulted my baby :(


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



Still..... :(
You insulted my baby :(


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


:(

But...he was rude to me ~about to cry~

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

:(

But...he was rude to me ~about to cry~

I will draw a pic when I get home InshaALlah right now I've had enough and I'm going hom InshaAllah! :D

Make sure Br TheMod doesn't sell our laptops! :rolleyes: :eek: :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

How charming.

IG hired me! Right after having 24 cans of Mecca Cola :D

How about you get a grip with who works for your lame-o org before throwing a hissy fit :rolleyes:

Power tripping nerds...... :rolleyes:

Even if she employed you, she has no knowledge of it and you are officially sacked for failing the probation period.

Good bye

Scram young lady

[themod]

Guva, Guvna..

When are you going to realise no-one listens to you? :o

listen your not wanted join me together we can bring them down...:D

coul do with a sly girls input...

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


23 cans? You made me drunk sis on purpose?

And how could you call my company 'lame-o' it was bad enough when Br Sajid called it 'bogus' and he's still on temporary leave, I think you need to take a few days off and think about what you said

:(

*Sis Ebony walks out the office like a true freshie with her stuff in a circle cloth with a stick attached to it and propped on her shoulder :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


Wa alaykum salaam

can we please have this in drawing. thanks :D

[imported_Ebony]

I hate you all ~sob sob~

~runs out room~

[imported_Ebony]

listen your not wanted join me together we can bring them down...:D

coul do with a sly girls input...

~blows nose~

Huh? This sounds interesting.... :o

[Salman Al-Farsi]

1 down, 1 more to go :D

[Guvna!]

I hate you all ~sob sob~

~runs out room~

heyyyyy... dont elave ya sack of white cloth behind...

*Fling it outta door... leaves the stick behind to whip her if she returns beggin and screamin!* :rolleyes:

[themod]

~blows nose~

Huh? This sounds interesting.... :o

yes find ways of taking this sillycompany down.. i was thinking of just blowing it up...:D ....

[Salman Al-Farsi]

yes find ways of taking this sillycompany down.. i was thinking of just blowing it up...:D ....

How about you just concentrate on rice and fish. Sasa Miah :D

[Guvna!]

yes find ways of taking this sillycompany down.. i was thinking of just blowing it up...:D ....

the only thing that needs blowing.. is your empployeees nose!!! Minga... drippin alll over down teh stairs!!! :rolleyes:

[imported_Ebony]

heyyyyy... dont elave ya sack of white cloth behind...

*Fling it outta door... leaves the stick behind to whip her if she returns beggin and screamin!* :rolleyes:

That was your hankercheif :p

Enjoy washing it :D

[imported_Ebony]

yes find ways of taking this sillycompany down.. i was thinking of just blowing it up...:D ....

Is that it? You let me down :o I had high hopes from you as well :(

[Guvna!]

Is that it? You let me down :o I had high hopes from you as well :(

lmmaaoo.... great staff retention figures!!!! :D

[themod]

Is that it? You let me down :o I had high hopes from you as well :(


well think of a devious sly plan.. asyou can see by brain aint working much just came up with a bloke plan ..
come up with a good plan...

[imported_Ebony]

Flipping heck :rolleyes:

Can't find dynamic, creative people, who like to lead, take the initiative, are bold and daring these days.

Unbelievable :o

[imported_Ebony]

well think of a devious sly plan.. asyou can see by brain aint working much just came up with a bloke plan ..
come up with a good plan...

Why do I come up with a sly plan?

Do I look sly to you? :rolleyes:

This is sexual harrassment :mad:

[Guvna!]

Why do I come up with a sly plan?

Do I look sly to you? :rolleyes:

This is sexual harrassment :mad:

hey hey... get a thread!!! :rolleyes:

[themod]

Why do I come up with a sly plan?

Do I look sly to you? :rolleyes:

This is sexual harrassment :mad:


ofcourse you do.. :D gilrs are allwasy more sly then guys its a fact...

stop crying over getting the sack.. start oin the plan...

you h:cool: ard work..

[imported_Ebony]

hey hey... get a thread!!! :rolleyes:


You go get a loo cabin :rolleyes:

(LOL -That made me laugh!)

[imported_Ebony]

ofcourse you do.. :D gilrs are allwasy more sly then guys its a fact...

stop crying over getting the sack.. start oin the plan...

you h:cool: ard work..

I don't think I like what you are insinuating :rolleyes:

I therefore refuse to work with you.

[themod]

I don't think I like what you are insinuating :rolleyes:

I therefore refuse to work with you.

fine dont then.. im gonna haveto do it my self...

[imported_Ebony]

fine dont then.. im gonna haveto do it my self...

Good luck.

With your "great" ideas, you'll need all the luck you can get :rolleyes:

[themod]

Good luck.

With your "great" ideas, you'll need all the luck you can get :rolleyes:


no such thing as luck... go cry somewhre else.. stop blocking their door...

sign on jsa...

let me get back to the drawing board

time waster:mad:

[imported_haqa]

Good luck.

With your "great" ideas, you'll need all the luck you can get :rolleyes:

theres no such thing as luck, just what Allah wills, but seen as u were being sarcastic you prolly know that already.

just thought i'd point out the obvious:o

[imported_Ebony]

Drawing board?

You're sitting on it :rolleyes:

[imported_Ebony]

theres no such thing as luck, just what Allah wills, but seen as u were being sarcastic you prolly know that already.

just thought i'd point out the obvious:o

((I know :D :p ))

[themod]

Drawing board?

You're sitting on it :rolleyes:

hey!!:eek: so i am..:o . anyway go away now...:mad:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Flipping heck :rolleyes:

Can't find dynamic, creative people, who like to lead, take the initiative, are bold and daring these days.

Unbelievable :o

On a side note, thats actually a very good point. Its very rare to find people who take initiative :(

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

AssalamU alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

Awww i absoutely love all of you people FeesabeelAllah, it's so nice to laugh and share this bond of Islam as well and this light banter just makes me smile/laugh like a loony.

Sis Ebony don't work with Br theMod 'cuz he's gonna prob chain you to the kitchen and cook for him whilst he thinks of 'great' plans to bring SAFA GIG down :p , but get this even this company was just owned by me with no other employees InshaAllah you could never bring this company down, nor sell it's furniture Mr scrooge, if this company brings joy and happiness to people then who are you to bring it down?

You wanna destroy us.... BRING IT ON! :cool:

This war has officially started, give us your best shot- 'cuz if we can bring others down, then you sir are a piece of cake!

HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR! :D

Assalamu Alaykum.

[Guvna!]

HUT HUT ... REPORTING FOR DUTYY..... HUTTT!!!

LINE UP TROOOPPERRRSSS!!! :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

IG can I please have current stats in drawing please... as requested earlier.

:D

[imported_Ebony]

His great plan wasn't so great IG :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

His great plan wasn't so great IG :rolleyes:

you learnt the hard way.

[Guvna!]

you learnt the hard way.

quite defiantly may i add! :rolleyes:

[Nawar]

Geez, this thread STILL here.

Well.

BACK IN MY DAY, I was told, such threads were NOT necessary :(

Its time to summon the naseehahfiers :rolleyes:

[Guvna!]

Geez, this thread STILL here.

Well.

BACK IN MY DAY, I was told, such threads were NOT necessary :(

Its time to summon the naseehahfiers :rolleyes:

Bring who you shall willl!!! as IG Said. its OPEN WAR!!!!! :D

[imported_Ebony]

quite defiantly may i add! :rolleyes:


You aint seen the last of me yet Einstein :rolleyes:

Themod can work on his own.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Geez, this thread STILL here.

Well.

BACK IN MY DAY, I was told, such threads were NOT necessary :(

Its time to summon the naseehahfiers :rolleyes:

just cuz you got sacked.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Bring who you shall willl!!! as IG Said. its OPEN WAR!!!!! :D

Still waiting for IG and her reports.

Can you chase that up? :p

[Guvna!]

You aint seen the last of me yet Einstein :rolleyes:

Themod can work on his own.

persistence.... a good traight may i say..... how unfortuante all other traits werent existent.. else youd have made it inot SAFA GIG!!

Ahh wellll...... plenty more fish as they say!!!. only we just accept the Creme de la Creme!! :cool:

[Guvna!]

Still waiting for IG and her reports.

Can you chase that up? :p

cerainly will do... ill curier out that vpice essage to her foirst thing! :)

[Nawar]

just cuz you got sacked.

Yeah, sad isnt it. I mean, Im missing out on so much :(

All the excitement and usefulness here is just blinding :eek:

[imported_Ebony]

persistence.... a good traight may i say..... how unfortuante all other traits werent existent.. else youd have made it inot SAFA GIG!!

Ahh wellll...... plenty more fish as they say!!!. only we just accept the Creme de la Creme!! :cool:

If "traits" such as having the ability to fall asleep at the drop of a hat, anywhere, anytime (such as the bog) is desirable in your organisation...you are more than welcome to recruit people of a similar calibre :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

cerainly will do... ill curier out that vpice essage to her foirst thing! :)

I understand the reports are on their way, will be posted shortly.

:D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Yeah, sad isnt it. I mean, Im missing out on so much :(

All the excitement and usefulness here is just blinding :eek:

IS that because your auditing failed miserably?

[Nawar]

IS that because your auditing failed miserably?

There was didley squat to audit Salman :rolleyes:

[Nawar]

Bring who you shall willl!!! as IG Said. its OPEN WAR!!!!! :D

When you actually have a company, I'll bring my org for the war :rolleyes:

[Guvna!]

I understand the reports are on their way, will be posted shortly.

:D

glad to hear it.... It is rather pleasing to ones eyes to seeee soo many beggin n pleadin at the doorsteps of SAFA GIG...

ahh well.. .such is life.. its tough out there eh....!!

Onwards and upwards is what i always say!!!

i ust bid you are farewelll.... all this talk about sleepin.. akes one want to retire to his abode for the night... for she (my bed) awaits!!!! :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

:) pic will be tomorrow InshaAllah 'cuz comps acting weird and the opic should be done at a time when I'm supposed to do work... yes that's right at WORK :D

BTW where have all these parasites come from invading our company? :eek:

AssalamU alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

[imported_Ebony]

Parasite? Hope you aren't referring to me as a parasite :mad:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

walakumsalam IG

thats understandable.

lol @ parasites :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,




lol @ parasites :p

Well it was either that or a 'jooon'- headlice :D *Tee hee* :p

They suck our funds then spit on us! :eek:

Assalamu Alaykum.

[Nawar]

Isnt the pm function working :confused: :confused: :confused:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,


Isnt the pm function working :confused: :confused: :confused:

Dunno sis, that's not SAFA GIG's problem :D

You can write it in your next (imaginary) audit :p

Have a good day sir! :D

assalmau Alaykum.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Isnt the pm function working :confused: :confused: :confused:
can you please stop spamming our reputeable company.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Parasite? Hope you aren't referring to me as a parasite :mad:

parasite :p

[imported_Ebony]

Isnt the pm function working :confused: :confused: :confused:

They like everyone to see their business.

I think its called attention seeking :rolleyes:

[imported_jAnNaH]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

SAFA GIG IT CREW :P

Salman Al FArsi
Guvna
Islamic Girl


We can have our own company- I can deal with advertising, Br Guvna can deal with …. Yep you guessed it… servers :rolleyes: :D and Br Salman can do whatever he does… (still can’t figure out what he does). We’re a hard working bunch aren’t we?

It’s the hottest IT company around… (well soon InshaAllah!) :D
I’m so bored I’m gonna do a Job description :p

Assalamu Alaykum.

what is this some kind of clique?????

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

They like everyone to see their business.

I think its called attention seeking :rolleyes:

Don't make me start calling you kiddies 'leeches' now eh? :D

Attention seeking eh? speaks the chick who comes here and causes a scene on my premises, if we fail the health and inspection- expect a brick through your front window.... not that I'm threatening... ahem... I have better things to do *towel snaps*:D

AssalamU alaykum.

[imported_Ebony]

You'd have to find my window to put a brick through it in the first place, Ms Wipper Towel Snapper ~snap~

:p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

You'd have to find my window to put a brick through it in the first place, Ms Wipper Towel Snapper ~snap~

:p

Honey I know where you work, your car window will suffice

*Walks around snapping towel with a menacing grin* :D

AssalamU alaykum.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

You'd have to find my window to put a brick through it in the first place, Ms Wipper Towel Snapper ~snap~

:p

stop creating a scene here :D

[imported_Ebony]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,



Honey I know where you work, your car window will suffice

*Walks around snapping towel with a menacing grin* :D

AssalamU alaykum.

At least that'll get you to finally come down and see me ! :D

[QuiteContrary]

I think this thread is leading to unnecessary dialogue and should therefore be moved to the sisters or brothers section.

Like the tree thread.

Remember that. :rolleyes:

[QuiteContrary]

^^^ and why it was moved.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

I think this thread is leading to unnecessary dialogue and should therefore be moved to the sisters or brothers section.

Like the tree thread.

Remember that. :rolleyes:

Can you see a brothers or sisters section here? :rolleyes:

Is this another campaign againsts SAFA GIG?

I am sure we will survive, you just wait till IG posts her reports in drawing format.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

stop creating a scene here :D

Tis ok Akhee it's what we expect of this new generation, why back in my days she'd get Aunty Khan's size 12 chappal flying through her head and wacking her head so hard she bangs against a stone pillar and gets knocked into a coma. :p

*Hmmm IG daydreams* :D

Akhee Br Salman_Al_Farsi- these people are holding grudges esp against the tree thread descision!! :eek:

AssalamU Alaykum.

stop creating a scene here :D

[Nawar]

I think this thread is leading to unnecessary dialogue and should therefore be moved to the sisters or brothers section.

Like the tree thread.

Remember that. :rolleyes:


Exactly.

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.

:rolleyes:

[QuiteContrary]

Can you see a brothers or sisters section here? :rolleyes:

Is this another campaign againsts SAFA GIG?

I am sure we will survive, you just wait till IG posts her reports in drawing format.

Thats not the point is it?

I dare say - double standards.

:(

[Nawar]

Akhee Br Salman_Al_Farsi- these people are holding grudges esp against the tree thread descision!! :eek:



Again.

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.

:eek:

[Nawar]

Thats not the point is it?

I dare say - double standards.

:(

This is getting far too much now.

I mean, I couldnt agree more even if I wanted to.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

This is getting far too much now.

I mean, I couldnt agree more even if I wanted to.

have you guys ever disagreed with each other. NO

[Nawar]

have you guys ever disagreed with each other. NO

Stop dodging the CRITICAL issue at hand :rolleyes:

[imported_Ebony]

The only hysterical woman creating a scene in here is you

:rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu,

That's not fai girls you're all gangin up on the Brother....

*Pulls out walkie talkie* Br Salman... RETREAT... i repeat... retreat and bring backup (well wake the backup from the loo first :D )


*Tee hee* :D

Assalamu Alayakum.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

JAzakAllahu khayr for your concern MS IG

The situation is well under control :D

[Nawar]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Talk about thread manipulation :rolleyes:

Time to retreat SAF :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

As said :)
No doubt whose on the floor :rolleyes: :D
We condemn violence btw! :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[WH]

:confused:
???

Merra pelez explain hai dis thread meanin' hai- no underistand hai.

Shukya hai.

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

As said :)
No doubt whose on the floor :rolleyes: :D
We condemn violence btw! :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


Huh..whaaa... fight.. retreat..1!1 whhaa?!?! (why can;t they let me sleep in peace!!):rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Don’t be surprised if SAFA GIG give you a box load of Harpic toilet cleaners when you retire :D:D

Courtesy of the caring staff at SAFA GIG crew! :)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

safagig is a joke.. cat get rid of sacked workers.. ebony stil hanging around .. acting like a little child ... cant you get her off the premises.. what a joke. security is rubbish...

[Abu Mus'ab]

:confused:
???

Merra pelez explain hai dis thread meanin' hai- no underistand hai.

Shukya hai.

My thoughts exactly.

[Guvna!]

My thoughts exactly.

Dear friend,

thank you for your enquiry... We are more than happy to assist you in your interests of developing a healthy, successfull non working attitude,...

Please refer to Post ~'s 1 and 9.. for company history and our aims!

If you have further queries... please go tell someone who will actually care and will do something about it...
All job applications must be referred to IG our HR Director!

Good day sir! :D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

How will we get rid of you Br theMod? Do you accept rishwat? :p

Why do you want to put a damper on our happiness? :(

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

How will we get rid of you Br theMod? Do you accept rishwat? :p

Why do you want to put a damper on our happiness? :(

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


what is rishwat:confused: me no paki me no understand

[Abu Mus'ab]

Dear friend,

thank you for your enquiry... We are more than happy to assist you in your interests of developing a healthy, successfull non working attitude,...

Please refer to Post ~'s 1 and 9.. for company history and our aims!

If you have further queries... please go tell someone who will actually care and will do something about it...
All job applications must be referred to IG our HR Director!

Good day sir! :D

Is that another name for loafer? *Roll Eyes*

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

I have a health declaration form to fill in which is quite a few number of pages! :eek:
I already took a sicky in the first week! :p

Br TheMod- Rishwat is bribe or 'leave-us-alone' money in your case :D

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear SAFA GIG employees,

As the HR director to this very successful and very popular company I feel it is my duty to ensure that the Employees are being looked after properly and are not feeling low due to opposition forces.

I shall let you all in on a top secret- the opposition is nothing to be afraid of, merely think of their presence as they are a bunch of flies, sure it’s tempting to wack them but then you don’t want to kill them either. Let them buzz and simply ignore them- only when they try to sell the chair under you do you retaliate, which brings me on to my next point.

Please find under your desks two boxes- the big brown box contains the SAFA GIG defence manual, a samurai sword, a bullet proof vest and a few stink bombs also some harpic toilet cleaner for those who indulge in bathroom sleeps.

The other green box contains a year supply of Snickers and also a teaboy kid who for those who are unfortunate cannot make a decent cup of tea ourselves, I request that you feed the child and keep him happy, lest he run away and join the flies.

HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR
Yours Truly,
Ms *IslamicGirl*

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[themod]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Dear SAFA GIG employees,

As the HR director to this very successful and very popular company I feel it is my duty to ensure that the Employees are being looked after properly and are not feeling low due to opposition forces.

I shall let you all in on a top secret- the opposition is nothing to be afraid of, merely think of their presence as they are a bunch of flies, sure it’s tempting to wack them but then you don’t want to kill them either. Let them buzz and simply ignore them- only when they try to sell the chair under you do you retaliate, which brings me on to my next point.

Please find under your desks two boxes- the big brown box contains the SAFA GIG defence manual, a samurai sword, a bullet proof vest and a few stink bombs also some harpic toilet cleaner for those who indulge in bathroom sleeps.

The other green box contains a year supply of Snickers and also a teaboy kid who for those who are unfortunate cannot make a decent cup of tea ourselves, I request that you feed the child and keep him happy, lest he run away and join the flies.

HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR
Yours Truly,
Ms *IslamicGirl*

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


BOOOOOOO!!!!!!11

[imported_Ebony]

safagig is a joke.. cat get rid of sacked workers.. ebony stil hanging around .. acting like a little child ... cant you get her off the premises.. what a joke. security is rubbish...

:rolleyes:

Just because your great idea came flying to the ground like a lead balloon.

They like having me around..cant you tell? :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

:)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Assalam Alaykum Dear SAFA GIG Collegues and Supporters

I am speechless.....

:D

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalam Alaykum Dear SAFA GIG Collegues and Supporters

I am speechless.....

:D

Wa'alaykum Salaam Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Why are you speechless? :)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Guvna!]

*Duplicate*

[Guvna!]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind



Wa'alaykum Salaam Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Why are you speechless? :)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

lool.. do enlighten us! :D

Exemplary performances?!?!?! Ingenious Attitude?!?! a Shining example of a company?!!??! ahhhhhh!!! :p

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind




Wa'alaykum Salaam Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Why are you speechless? :)

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Mind just went blank :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

Mind just went blank :p

We can safely call you as a Typ Desi Pakistani man would: The guy has offically gone 'Gungaa' :D

Assalamu Alaykum.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

As said :)
No doubt whose on the floor :rolleyes: :D
We condemn violence btw! :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


Wa alaykum assalam

excellent.. Fantastic :D

I find this report very satisfying. :rolleyes:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.



We can safely call you as a Typ Desi Pakistani man would: The guy has offically gone 'Gungaa' :D

Assalamu Alaykum.

no, I have gained my senses. I am dying with laughter :p

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

That's what we liked to see!

Happy employees! :D
The employee who is happy works hard (Oh scratch that for our company :p )


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[imported_Ebony]

I was told at 12pm "you can go home if you want" :eek:

I said no thanks, I want to go back to the office :D

:o

[Salman Al-Farsi]

I was told at 12pm "you can go home if you want" :eek:

I said no thanks, I want to go back to the office :D

:o

why would you do that? :wacko:

[imported_Ebony]

There are new faces on a daily basis in the office.

Its weird :D but fun.

[themod]

There are new faces on a daily basis in the office.

Its weird :D but fun.

what a reject.. ur not wanted there get out...:rolleyes:

[imported_Ebony]

what a reject.. ur not wanted there get out...:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You just dont get it, do you? :rolleyes:

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

SAFA GIG Can sort out maritial problems too... :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind



Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

SAFA GIG Can sort out maritial problems too... :D


Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.

wa alaykum assalam

I am confused as to the nature of this report? Mind explaining?

[imported_*IslamicGirl*]

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind

Assalamu Alaykum Wa Rahmutallahi Wa Barakhatu.


wa alaykum assalam

I am confused as to the nature of this report? Mind explaining?

Self explanatory really- :D

We can raise this report in the next team meeting if you want.

Or I can explain here? :)

Ok I'll do that- this Dunya is a struggle right, it's a struggle people mess up and give energy to things they shouldn't. I'm weird- we all know that so i drew a pic to reflect my weirdness and thoughts.

Constantly people come to say 'IG we ain't getting married' 'where is he/she'

Don't get me wrong, I think marriage is a brill thing but not when people constantly drill it in my ear and with the wrong angle- it's annoying- darn annoying. Allah gives, be patient. That was originally my pic for someone else but liked it so used it here :D

Self explanatory.... right? :)
Assalamu alaykum.

[Nawar]

Erm.

Right.

Yeah.

The un-neccessary'ness is going a bit far now :rolleyes:

Time to shut the thread me thinks.