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I thought I'd open this thread, inshaAllah everyone shares.
The thing is I practically, literally adore babies and children, they just...SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS :rotfl: which makes them look more cute.
I just had a one hour conversation with my niece who is 3 years old. Alhamdullillah her parents have brought her up great and she's a real smarty pants.
I went inside the living room and she was sitting on the sofa chair with her tiny legs over the armrest. She was drinking milk (she hasn't given that up yet :rolleyes: )
Me: Habiba ( That's her name) what are you doing?
Niece: I'm milking
Me: (:rotfl:, she was meant to say I'm drinking milk)...Habiba, no you say "I'm drinking milk"
Niece: I'm drinking milking
Me: (:smack: :rotfl:) No Habiba, MILK, I'm drinking MILK
Niece: I'm drinking MEELK
Me: (finally)
http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/Kamchatka/DSCN5836-Tired.JPG
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Another conversation; we were talking about "death"
My niece: Mummy's dad is dead
Me: Yes I know, did you do dua for him?
My niece: Yes
Me: What did you say?
My niece: I said (puts her two hands in front of her like:http://www.sbia.info/mambo/images/stories/dua.jpg)
"Oh Allah, please keep mummy's dad in heaven. We're coming to see him"
:rotfl:
aurorascopic
03-06-06, 08:26 PM
I thought I'd open this thread, inshaAllah everyone shares.
The thing is I practically, literally adore babies and children, they just...SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS :rotfl: which makes them look more cute.
I just had a one hour conversation with my niece who is 3 years old. Alhamdullillah her parents have brought her up great and she's a real smarty pants.
I went inside the living room and she was sitting on the sofa chair with her tiny legs over the armrest. She was drinking milk (she hasn't given that up yet :rolleyes: )
Me: Habiba ( That's her name) what are you doing?
Niece: I'm milking
Me: (:rotfl:, she was meant to say I'm drinking milk)...Habiba, no you say "I'm drinking milk"
Niece: I'm drinking milking
Me: (:smack: :rotfl:) No Habiba, MILK, I'm drinking MILK
Niece: I'm drinking MEELK
Me: (finally)
http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/Kamchatka/DSCN5836-Tired.JPG
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Another conversation; we were talking about "death"
My niece: Mummy's dad is dead
Me: Yes I know, did you do dua for him?
My niece: Yes
Me: What did you say?
My niece: I said (puts her two hands in front of her like:http://www.sbia.info/mambo/images/stories/dua.jpg)
"Oh Allah, please keep mummy's dad in heaven. We're coming to see him"
:rotfl:
awww thats so cute, she seems like such a genuinely unique funny kiddo
:D
SISTA_NAJMA
03-06-06, 08:29 PM
wah about wah they do :
like my friends lil sister they were getting ready to go out and she askd can i cum then they wer redy to take her along after she sed wait and she started luking for sumfing all ova the house then she finall found what she was luking for a plastic lip gloss she put it on her lips and she said there im ready lets go
lol
1 ummah
03-06-06, 09:29 PM
my little sister (3 yrs old) saw a £10 note.. she gave it to my older brother and said to him 'this is urs! Abu ---- is on it (his pic).. give it to him!' ... she meant the pic of stoopid Darwin on the note... :rotfl:... the only reason she said that was cuz that guy's got a loooong beard :D
my little sister (3 yrs old) saw a £10 note.. she gave it to my older brother and said to him 'this is urs! Abu ---- is on it (his pic).. give it to him!' ... she meant the pic of stoopid Darwin on the note... :rotfl:... the only reason she said that was cuz that guy's got a loooong beard :D
:rotfl:
Oh my god, I need a break this is too funny!! :rotfl:
LOL I love talking to little kids...the stuff that they come up with is absolutely priceless. Ahhh to be that innocent again :D
The Parable of the Seagull
A woman went to the beach with her children.
Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand,
and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.
"Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked.
"He died and went to heaven," she replied.
The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down again?"
:D
LOL !!! :rotfl: oh my !! esp. the last line :rotfl:aww bless !
I thought I'd open this thread, inshaAllah everyone shares.
The thing is I practically, literally adore babies and children, they just...SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS :rotfl: which makes them look more cute.
I just had a one hour conversation with my niece who is 3 years old. Alhamdullillah her parents have brought her up great and she's a real smarty pants.
I went inside the living room and she was sitting on the sofa chair with her tiny legs over the armrest. She was drinking milk (she hasn't given that up yet :rolleyes: )
Me: Habiba ( That's her name) what are you doing?
Niece: I'm milking
Me: (:rotfl:, she was meant to say I'm drinking milk)...Habiba, no you say "I'm drinking milk"
Niece: I'm drinking milking
Me: (:smack: :rotfl:) No Habiba, MILK, I'm drinking MILK
Niece: I'm drinking MEELK
Me: (finally)
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Another conversation; we were talking about "death"
My niece: Mummy's dad is dead
Me: Yes I know, did you do dua for him?
My niece: Yes
Me: What did you say?
My niece: I said (puts her two hands in front of her like:http://www.sbia.info/mambo/images/stories/dua.jpg)
"Oh Allah, please keep mummy's dad in heaven. We're coming to see him"
:rotfl:true Teoma, priceless things the lil ones say! :love: [can be so downright honest LOL]
LOL I love talking to little kids...the stuff that they come up with is absolutely priceless. Ahhh to be that innocent again :D
muslim_sis
03-06-06, 10:53 PM
LOL I love talking to little kids...the stuff that they come up with is absolutely priceless. Ahhh to be that innocent again :D
me too
something sweet , my little sister gave me a cute note today , i got all mushy coz so shweett mashallah but anyway , part of the note said ''i love you toooo much _ _ _ _ _(my name)'' mashallah mashallah
My 5 yo grandson is here visiting this weekend. He's a wealth of "unique" perspectives on a wide variety of subjects :D
:salams
kids speech is honest and genuine....wish grown ups were like that...
:salams
kids speech is honest and genuine....wish grown ups were like that...
That is so true, it can be useful at times but...embarressing other times.
Once I dead braids on my nieces' hair. She really liked it but her mum didn't. So the next time she came around, I was going to do it again and...
she says :" No I don't like it like that, don't do it"
Me: "But you liked it last time"
she: "No I don't like it"
Me: :(
she: Mum said it makes me look like a Jamaican (no racism intended)
Me: Oh, so did mum tell you to tell me that?
she: Yes
Me: ( :)) Really, what else did she tell you?
Mum: Oi Habeeeeeeba!!
Me: Come on habiba, did she tell you to tell me that you don't like it like that?
Habiba: Yes she did, she said, "next time we go to khala's house, say to her that I don't like my hair like that, but you can do it differently"
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That's just the useful times...but sometimes when the truth is used against you...forget it :embar:
That is so true, it can be useful at times but...embarressing other times.
Once I dead braids on my nieces' hair. She really liked it but her mum didn't. So the next time she came around, I was going to do it again and...
she says :" No I don't like it like that, don't do it"
Me: "But you liked it last time"
she: "No I don't like it"
Me: :(
she: Mum said it makes me look like a Jamaican (no racism intended)
Me: Oh, so did mum tell you to tell me that?
she: Yes
Me: ( :)) Really, what else did she tell you?
Mum: Oi Habeeeeeeba!!
Me: Come on habiba, did she tell you to tell me that you don't like it like that?
Habiba: Yes she did, she said, "next time we go to khala's house, say to her that I don't like my hair like that, but you can do it differently"
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That's just the useful times...but sometimes when the truth is used against you...forget it :embar:
Kida just loveem MashAllah.
They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE!!!
And that one was so funny:)
That is so true, it can be useful at times but...embarressing other times.
Once I dead braids on my nieces' hair. She really liked it but her mum didn't. So the next time she came around, I was going to do it again and...
she says :" No I don't like it like that, don't do it"
Me: "But you liked it last time"
she: "No I don't like it"
Me: :(
she: Mum said it makes me look like a Jamaican (no racism intended)
Me: Oh, so did mum tell you to tell me that?
she: Yes
Me: ( :)) Really, what else did she tell you?
Mum: Oi Habeeeeeeba!!
Me: Come on habiba, did she tell you to tell me that you don't like it like that?
Habiba: Yes she did, she said, "next time we go to khala's house, say to her that I don't like my hair like that, but you can do it differently"
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That's just the useful times...but sometimes when the truth is used against you...forget it :embar:
Kida just love :wswrwb: em MashAllah.
They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE!!!
And that one was so funny:) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
This is my neice :
http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd2/19095/Recording.amr
She was in a very naughty mood :p. But she knows right upto Surah al-Qaariyah
Defender.
13-06-06, 05:38 PM
Ah, little kids. :inlove:
When I was smaller, little brothers were considered a nuisance. :rolleyes:
Kids totally rule :D
Their innocence in speech, action and thought. Theres nothing like it, subhanallah :inlove:
me too
something sweet , my little sister gave me a cute note today , i got all mushy coz so shweett mashallah but anyway , part of the note said ''i love you toooo much _ _ _ _ _(my name)'' mashallah mashallah
Yes mashallah Kids say the funniest things! ...and even cuter when they leave you notes with messages.
When one of my sisters was younger and our dad was ill....she wrote 'letters to Allah'..I found them and read them..some read 'Ya Rabb make my dad better'..others about mum and just general things. I showed it to my parents and they were really touched mashallah. She's 11 now and still writing notes [but leaving them for particular family memebers]...now they read 'You are such a loser' :smack:
ibn suleman
15-06-06, 09:20 PM
i guess this isn't funny, but it invoilves children...
anyway, my brother told me this when he returned from Atlanta this week,
one of my uncles lives there and his son goes to pre-school/play-school/nursery or whatever it's called (he's four years old) His son is the only Muslim at the school, and one day he recieved a phonecall from the teacher telling him that his son had put down some towels and sheets on the floor and had lined up his classmates, and he stood in front of them on a seperate towel, and that he was doing various movements and the rest were following him!
the teacher thought the boy was crazy and my uncle had to explain what he was doing was Salah!
Masha'Allah! he's only four and already giving daw'ah! it shows the impact that parents and a good home can have on a child!
sisterKhadija
15-06-06, 09:27 PM
My conversation with my 3 yr old daughter (turned 3 in April)
This is so sweet becuase she is so young and really starting to talk and has not really been exposed to religion yet at her young age
Me: Where is Allah?
Her: In the sky (looking up and pointing)
I almost cried I was so happy, she knew the answer and we havent started teaching her yet!
Then we were playing with the tea set (no real luquids of course just plastic cups and tea pot)
After about 5 rounds she looked in the pot and said "uh oh, its empty"
She then held up the tea pot to the sky then looked in it and said "there all full now"
I said who filled it up?
she said "Allah"
ALLAHU AKBAR!
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