Awful 4-Letter words...

[*IslamicGirl*]

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Awful 4-Letter Words


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


:D


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[Al-Irhaab]

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Awful 4-Letter Words


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Ali started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"ur-yusrah, ur-yusrah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


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[*IslamicGirl*]

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Friday Night, Just Got Paid


A man (Most likeley Br Al-Irhaab) left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

:D So no picking on my sis please :)

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[Quest]

loooooooool

no comment!!!

[Maureen]

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Awful 4-Letter Words


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


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Hello Islamic Girl: I guess those 4 letter words are all words we females have to live with, no matter who or where we are on lifes journey. Guess after all these years I have learned to live with them, and find them not so bad after all. I will think of this story when I start the pile of ironing awaiting me in the kitchen in five minutes time.

[Quest]

islamic girl, i dont know if u heard this one, but it truely cracks me up

a man and woman on the verge of divorcing each other were invited to a mutual friends wedding across city, they decided to attend the wedding as a couple, though completely not feeling each other any more.

as the man drove they came past a farm house full of pigs. so he spitefully said looking in that direction "look dear your family"

she replied "yes inlaws"

[*IslamicGirl*]

Hello Islamic Girl: I guess those 4 letter words are all words we females have to live with, no matter who or where we are on lifes journey. Guess after all these years I have learned to live with them, and find them not so bad after all. I will think of this story when I start the pile of ironing awaiting me in the kitchen in five minutes time.

:eek:

~breaks down~

*Raises glass of Mecca Cola*... To freedom!

:D

I don't mind cleaning, but cooking, ironing and other stuff...*Psycho music starts*

[*IslamicGirl*]

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islamic girl, i dont know if u heard this one, but it truely cracks me up

a man and woman on the verge of divorcing each other were invited to a mutual friends wedding across city, they decided to attend the wedding as a couple, though completely not feeling each other any more.

as the man drove they came past a farm house full of pigs. so he spitefully said looking in that direction "look dear your family"

she replied "yes inlaws"

:D ~beams~

This one cracks me up :D

Did she threaten to kill you?


One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud. The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"



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[Niqaabi]

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Friday Night, Just Got Paid


A man (Most likeley Br Al-Irhaab) left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

:D So no picking on my sis please :)

:salams
Lol these crack me up :rotfl:

[ur_yusra]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

cheap thrills... :rolleyes:

[Niqaabi]

cheap thrills... :rolleyes:
LOL i was just about to come get you :p

[Hayaa]

:rubeyes: ... just those four letter words ?!

and i thought it was something horrendous !! Lool *shakes head*


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:salams



Awful 4-Letter Words


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


:D


:salams

[janathi]

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:salams



Awful 4-Letter Words


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


:D


:salams

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:rofl1: Subhan'Allah ..lol @ sis Hayaa! :love:

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[ThE aPpReNtIcE]

hahaha..i actually thought the 4 letter word was love lol

[Arsalan]

you forget the word : bore