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Useless_Slave_of_Allah
16-02-06, 04:11 PM
One afternoon, Nasruddin and his friend were sitting in a cafe, drinking tea and talking about life and love. His friend asked: “How come you never married?”

“Well,” said Nasruddin, “to tell you the truth, I spent my youth looking for the perfect woman. In Cairo I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, but she was unkind. Then in Baghdad, I met a woman who was a wonderful and generous soul, but we had no common interests. One woman after another would seem just right, but there would always be something missing. Then, one day, I met her. Beautiful, intelligent, generous and kind. We had very much in common. In fact, she was perfect!”

“What happened?” asked Nasruddin’s friend, “Why didn’t you marry her?”

Nasruddin sipped his tea reflectively. “Well,” he replied, “it’s really the sad story of my life…. It seemed she was looking for the perfect man.…"

Just goes to show, no-one is perfect. Whether male or female, we all have some bad qualities. We shud be content and not look for the perfect partner.
I dont think ther's such a thing neway. (Just remembered that husband shopping joke. lol.)
Most importantly we shud always look at our own faults beforer digging out anothers faults.

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "A woman is married for four things, i.e., her wealth, her family status, her beauty and her religion. So you should marry the religious woman (otherwise) you will be a losers.
(Bukhari Sharif - Volume 7, Book 62, Number 27)


Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle said, "The woman is like a rib; if you try to straighten her, she will break. So if you want to get benefit from her, do so while she still has some crookedness."
(Bukhari Sharif - Volume 7, Book 62, Number 113)


Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day should not hurt (trouble) his neighbor. And I advise you to take care of the women, for they are created from a rib and the most crooked portion of the rib is its upper part; if you try to straighten it, it will break, and if you leave it, it will remain crooked, so I urge you to take care of the women."
(Bukhari Sharif - Volume 7, Book 62, Number 114)

".....on the contrary live with them on a footing of kindness and equity. If ye take a dislike to them it may be that ye dislike a thing, and Allah brings about through it a great deal of good." (Holy Qur'an 4:19)
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Desi_Madam
21-02-06, 05:11 PM
:jkk: ...thats brill, and so true!


Just goes to show, no-one is perfect. Whether male or female, we all have some bad qualities. We shud be content and not look for the perfect partner.


:up:

MalikOne™
21-02-06, 05:43 PM
One afternoon, Nasruddin and his friend were sitting in a cafe, drinking tea and talking about life and love. His friend asked: “How come you never married?”

“Well,” said Nasruddin, “to tell you the truth, I spent my youth looking for the perfect woman. In Cairo I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, but she was unkind. Then in Baghdad, I met a woman who was a wonderful and generous soul, but we had no common interests. One woman after another would seem just right, but there would always be something missing. Then, one day, I met her. Beautiful, intelligent, generous and kind. We had very much in common. In fact, she was perfect!”

“What happened?” asked Nasruddin’s friend, “Why didn’t you marry her?”

Nasruddin sipped his tea reflectively. “Well,” he replied, “it’s really the sad story of my life…. It seemed she was looking for the perfect man.…".
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Thats a sad story :(

Useless_Slave_of_Allah
17-07-06, 02:54 PM
*bump*

Useless_Slave_of_Allah
19-10-06, 03:18 PM
*bump*

Fais
19-10-06, 03:22 PM
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99788

Kal-El
19-10-06, 03:27 PM
Wow.

I fear no more "bumps" :(

:rotfl: ;)

ur_yusra
20-10-06, 01:11 AM
Wow.

I fear no more "bumps" :(

:rotfl: ;)

Whaat? :S

Useless_Slave_of_Allah
07-07-07, 04:21 PM
May Allah Ta'ala make us content with what we get.

ify
07-07-07, 08:14 PM
May Allah Ta'ala make us content with what we get.
Aameen. Yeh ths so true! We hav 2 mke the mst out of wt/who wev got:)

P.s. - gt ths txt 2day tht i hav 2 shre: 'An asian marid couple go 2 c a marig councilr. th counsilr asks th husbnd, 'Wot's ur wifes fav flower?'
He luks deep in2 his wifes eyes n says, 'elephant atta' lol.
(so much 4 tht then lol) O sooo sorry 2 go off th subject!

Useless_Slave_of_Allah
25-09-07, 07:29 PM
Aameen. Yeh ths so true! We hav 2 mke the mst out of wt/who wev got:)

P.s. - gt ths txt 2day tht i hav 2 shre: 'An asian marid couple go 2 c a marig councilr. th counsilr asks th husbnd, 'Wot's ur wifes fav flower?'
He luks deep in2 his wifes eyes n says, 'elephant atta' lol.
(so much 4 tht then lol) O sooo sorry 2 go off th subject!

lol

PiElle2
26-09-07, 05:18 AM
Wow.

I fear no more "bumps" :(

:rotfl: ;)


watz bumps...?:scratch:

A_Muminah
26-09-07, 05:31 AM
As-Salaamu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaah,
One afternoon, Nasruddin and his friend were sitting in a cafe, drinking tea and talking about life and love. His friend asked: “How come you never married?”

“Well,” said Nasruddin, “to tell you the truth, I spent my youth looking for the perfect woman. In Cairo I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, but she was unkind. Then in Baghdad, I met a woman who was a wonderful and generous soul, but we had no common interests. One woman after another would seem just right, but there would always be something missing. Then, one day, I met her. Beautiful, intelligent, generous and kind. We had very much in common. In fact, she was perfect!”

“What happened?” asked Nasruddin’s friend, “Why didn’t you marry her?”

Nasruddin sipped his tea reflectively. “Well,” he replied, “it’s really the sad story of my life…. It seemed she was looking for the perfect man.…"


:rotfl::rotfl::rofl1::rofl1:

lol, I can imagine my father telling this story. He knows way too many Nasruddin stories.

After this story he'll pause a moment and then say (in a very nice middle-eastern accent), " So, the point of the story is . . . well, woman . . .pick a guy and just marry him. *deep breath* Stop trying to look for a 'PERFECT' someone out there because he does not exist! *"

:rotfl:

Ahhh, I love my daddy, Masha-Allaah. May Allaah bless his heart, Aameen.

Was-Salaamu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullaah

nomoreillusions
26-09-07, 05:35 AM
Reminds me of the one that goes:

I married "mrs. right!" I just didn't know her first name was "always" :rolleyes:

brjimc
26-09-07, 10:14 AM
Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "A woman is married for four things, i.e., her wealth, her family status, her beauty and her religion. So you should marry the religious woman (otherwise) you will be a losers.
(Bukhari Sharif - Volume 7, Book 62, Number 27)



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bonus if she has all of these qualities :D

Reminds me of the one that goes:

I married "mrs. right!" I just didn't know her first name was "always" :rolleyes:


You are way too funny :rofl1:

soprano
26-09-07, 11:51 AM
P.s. - gt ths txt 2day tht i hav 2 shre: 'An asian marid couple go 2 c a marig councilr. th counsilr asks th husbnd, 'Wot's ur wifes fav flower?'
He luks deep in2 his wifes eyes n says, 'elephant atta' lol.
(so much 4 tht then lol) O sooo sorry 2 go off th subject!


:rofl1: made my day