Problem with Brother and Sisters

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Sister: lets meet up next week
sister: yeah ok, monday?
Sister: no, i m going gym, tuesday?
sister: no, i m washing my hair, wednesday?
Sister: no, i cant i m washing my hijaab, thursday?
sister: no, i cant, friday?
Sister: no, i dont eat on friday? next week?
Sister: lets do next month.

Brother: lets meet up next week
brother: how about today?
Brother: how about now?
brother: yeah cool, see you in 5 mins.

[sajid]

:rotfl:

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

:rolleyes:

Would it reassure you it takes me a few mins to get ready, i don't wear makeup but combats, sporty tops, trainers and the lot. And that trivial things do not matter like hair styling cuz i wear Hidjaab :rolleyes:

Also it helps to meet up when people are in the same borough not one in the states, a few in Brum and some in London.

:salams

[Salman Al-Farsi]

excuses, I believe you when i see it. :rolleyes:

Some exteremists believe women are burden on society. :asta:

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

excuses, I believe you when i see it. :rolleyes:

Some exteremists believe women are burden on society. :asta:

:salams


Fine next time ther'es an ummah meeting i urge all sisters not to care about their appearances and emerge with... checked shirts :rolleyes: :D

HA!

And there's nothing wrong with looking after one's appearance providing that it isn't too time consuming, i'm sure the ummah brothers take time to look after their beards and such to give a good message, and you don't know how hard it is to angle MASSIVE Hidjaabs and pin them properly without hurting one's head :crying:-- ~ahem~ :p

:salams

[MG]

Sister: lets meet up next week
sister: yeah ok, monday?
Sister: no, i m going gym, tuesday?
sister: no, i m washing my hair, wednesday?
Sister: no, i cant i m washing my hijaab, thursday?
sister: no, i cant, friday?
Sister: no, i dont eat on friday? next week?
Sister: lets do next month.

Brother: lets meet up next week
brother: how about today?
Brother: how about now?
brother: yeah cool, see you in 5 mins.

:spunch:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

:scratch:

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams


GRR :torture:


( :p )

:salams

[Mr_Jailer]

And there's nothing wrong with looking after one's appearance providing that it isn't too time consuming, i'm sure the ummah brothers take time to look after their beards and such to give a good message

It doesn't take that long. Simply whack on some mousse, use a comb to tidy and straighten the strands out.

An occassional trim helps get rid of split ends... but not everyday.

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

It doesn't take that long. Simply whack on some mousse, use a comb to tidy and straighten the strands out.

An occassional trim helps get rid of split ends... but not everyday.

Exactly, what if you guys were steretyped in spending most of your time in front of the vanity mirror observing your beard?

:freedom:

:salams

[Salman Al-Farsi]

It doesn't take that long. Simply whack on some mousse, use a comb to tidy and straighten the strands out.

An occassional trim helps get rid of split ends... but not everyday.

Mr Jailer, what makes you an expert? :rolleyes:

[Mr_Jailer]

Fine next time ther'es an ummah meeting i urge all sisters not to care about their appearances and emerge with... checked shirts :rolleyes: :D

Thats a sensible piece of advice for sisters. For modesty reasons its important to check your shirts preferably in front of the mirror before you wear them in public.

[Chained_Water]

LOL, Salman you are so right.. this is basically why we haven't had a sisters meet up this year yet :p

[sajid]

LOL, Salman you are so right.. this is basically why we haven't had a sisters meet up this year yet :p

prolly never will :hidban:

[Salman Al-Farsi]

LOL, Salman you are so right.. this is basically why we haven't had a sisters meet up this year yet :p

Mashallah sis :)

inshaAllah one day sisters will overcome this and who knows there might even be a sisters get together one day. :rolleyes:

[Mr_Jailer]

:start:

:salams



Exactly, what if you guys were steretyped in spending most of your time in front of the vanity mirror observing your beard?

:freedom:

:salams

errr... 3 things.

1. There won't be much time left in the day to show off beards if most of the time is spent on stylin' the beards.

2. Facial hair is more rigid and harder for wind to blow out of style.

3. Guys don't carry vanity mirrors in their wallets like sisters do in their handbags.

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Mashallah sis :)

inshaAllah one day sisters will overcome this and who knows there might even be a sisters get together one day. :rolleyes:

Actually there was one last year in London

Even i from near Brum attended :p

Some sister from the states made it too.

And there were loadsa lil babies around :inlove:

PAH

:salams

[Mr_Jailer]

Mr Jailer, what makes you an expert? :rolleyes:

Experimentation :up:

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

3. Guys don't carry vanity mirrors in their wallets like sisters do in their handbags.

No brother, they use their car mirrors instead :rolleyes: :D

:salams

[Mr_Jailer]

No brother, they use their car mirrors instead :rolleyes: :D


Another sensible piece of advice for sisters. Use your car mirrors for drivin' purposes.

As for brothers... the car mirrors aren't long enough to see the full beard :afro: .

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Another sensible piece of advice for sisters. Use your car mirrors for drivin' purposes.

As for brothers... the car mirrors aren't long enough to see the full beard :afro: .

The side mirrors are :p

And heaven forbid the sisters use car mirrors, aren't we being blamed enough for being the worst drivers without crashing cuz 'a hair was outaa place'? :rolleyes:

:salams

[imran1976]

Sister: lets meet up next week
sister: yeah ok, monday?
Sister: no, i m going gym, tuesday?
sister: no, i m washing my hair, wednesday?
Sister: no, i cant i m washing my hijaab, thursday?
sister: no, i cant, friday?
Sister: no, i dont eat on friday? next week?
Sister: lets do next month.

Brother: lets meet up next week
brother: how about today?
Brother: how about now?
brother: yeah cool, see you in 5 mins.

brothers rocks**....:D
& sisters....:smack: .....:p

okay this reminds me of my uni life (1997-98) i along with my other 2 friends used to plan to visit Swat Valley' & finally we made it in 2005....:D
on the other hand when i see my brother & his friends, just within inutes they plan & there they go to swat......

[Salman Al-Farsi]

brothers rocks**....:D
& sisters....:smack: .....:p

okay this reminds me of my uni life (1997-98) i along with my other 2 friends used to plan to visit Swat Valley' & finally we made it in 2005....:D
on the other hand when i see my brother & his friends, just within inutes they plan & there they go to swat......

1997-98.. gosh your old.. :rubeyes:

And what are you trying to say about you and your friends??? :rolleyes:

[imran1976]

1997-98.. gosh your old.. :rubeyes:

And what are you trying to say about you and your friends??? :rolleyes:

oh sorry yar i forgot this forum is full of kids........:D
arey bachey i was trying to say we used to plan & plan & plan & finally in 2005 we made it, aab samajh aya........

[*sista]

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lol hahaha o man..salman oh pls ...maybe guys..salman is spking of the conversations between his future WIVES :D
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[Mr_Jailer]

The side mirrors are :p

And heaven forbid the sisters use car mirrors, aren't we being blamed enough for being the worst drivers without crashing cuz 'a hair was outaa place'? :rolleyes:


Lol. That was my point, sisters should use the mirrors for drivin' purposes, not for applyin' foundation purposes.

[abdusamad]

SubhanuAllah, the brothers and sisters here are Geezers???? Ajouz!

[MG]

i dont know what ladies u r talking about but wen i go out, i tell evry 1 the time ,day and place and if they, dont come we dont wait! :D

[annieg]

prolly never will :hidban:

Considering that we sisters already had an international meetup in London in August last year....I'd say you brothers have a lot of catching up to do.

:p

Our meetup involved three generations of Ummah.com members and their families. :love:

[Mr_Jailer]

Considering that we sisters already had an international meetup in London in August last year....I'd say you brothers have a lot of catching up to do.

:p

Our meetup involved three generations of Ummah.com members and their families. :love:

Ye, must've taken the equivalent of three generations to plan and execute the meetin' you had last year.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

Ye, must've taken the equivalent of three generations to plan and execute the meetin' you had last year.

:rotfl:

[abdusamad]

Rofl

[MG]

Ye, must've taken the equivalent of three generations to plan and execute the meetin' you had last year.

i think we should neg the brothers, sisters.........


that is not funny ( :D )

[annieg]

Ye, must've taken the equivalent of three generations to plan and execute the meetin' you had last year.

Actually no.

We were blessed with meeting IG's mum and Inayah's youngest darling. :love:

My own son Michael completed the young crowd.

And then in November, a few of us met up again at zee and seven's wedding. :inlove:

We're still waiting for the brothers to have a meetup that involves more than just the usual UK suspects.

;)

[Mr_Jailer]

We're still waiting for the brothers to have a meetup that involves more than just the usual UK suspects.;)

Recent events have meant that thin's have changed in the UK. If you're a suspect you can risk bein' shot at by the police. But if all the suspects are found in one gatherin'... then there'll be a firework display :D

[imran1976]

we sisters already had an international meetup in London in August last year....I'd say you brothers have a lot of catching up to do.


so brothers , shall we also have an intl-meetup...:D
the place will be sardar fish house,Lahore. what u say salman....:D

[imran1976]

i think we should neg the brothers, sisters.........


that is not funny ( :D )

:spunch:

[sisterukc]

hahha you all are so cute...lol...

i dont think sisters take that long..ehem..well actually,,to be honest i can get ready in 10 miniutes,,,brush hair, little bit of kajol..and nice carmex for the lips..and im ready to go,,and well i always lose my handbag,,so never carry anything in it...lol..but come on guys...i have brothers too u know!they take forever getting ready and come out like they have just woken up from bed..its so odd,,i mean if you guys are gonna take your time,,at least look presentable lol!!

[abdusamad]

.but come on guys...i have brothers too u know!they take forever getting ready and come out like they have just woken up from bed..its so odd,,i mean if you guys are gonna take your time,,at least look presentable lol!!

I guess some brothers are much more focused on others things that they forget about their own look. I myself try to do the minimum, look presentable but try not to do too much :P .


Olive Oil! woohooo.. Some on my hair some on my beard, and then with my little greasy hands over my face, and then head to the masjid.... :D

[*IslamicGirl*]

BROTHERS SCENARIO :rolleyes:

Amir: *watching football at Khalid's house* Khalid man c'mon lets watch this game
Khalid: Yeah ok, recording it as well
after 10 mins
Khalid's mum: Khalid move your dirty football shoes out of the front porch
Khalid: :embar: Yeah mum in a minute
Khalid's mum: NOW or i'll give you a flying joota
Khalid: *gets up and moves them*
Amir: *phone rings* :salaams?
Amir's wife: Abdul where are you?
Amir: At Khalid's house now
Amir's wife: :mad: Get home, you were supposed to do the DIY week
Amir: Ok Habibi i'm coming a few mins

After 15 mins

Amir: *phone rings* Ah man it's the nagging wife Salaams Habibi
Khalid: *s******s*
Amir's wife: *ready to explode* Shall i fix the bathroom cabinet by myself?
Amir: NO! I'm the man, i'm on my way, just a few doors down
Khalid's mom: Puttar Amir would you like roti
Amir: :embar:
Amir's wife: *GASPS* Wait till you get home

After football match has finished Br Amir runs home to see the bathroom cabinet fixed and no food on the table, whilst his 'habibi' delivers him one big thappar 'I'm calling my mum' says Amir's wife

Amir: :eek: :nervous:

:rolleyes: :D

:salams

[abdusamad]

hahahahahahahahahahhaah

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Khalid: *s******s*

I wasn't swearing here i said sn1ggers as in snorting type. :)

:salams

[Mr_Jailer]

:D

I bet some brothers typin' up a sisters story :)

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

:D

I bet some brothers typin' up a sisters story :)

:mujahida: Fine i'll type some more then :)

:salams

[abdusamad]

I honestly must admit, i can not think of any scenario where the brother must be right and the sister wrong.

But i am cheering on for any brother who successfully posts such scenario :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

I honestly must admit, i can not think of any scenario where the brother must be right and the sister wrong.

But i am cheering on for any brother who successfully posts such scenario :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Biased eh? :D

:salams

[sisterukc]

My Sides Are Hurting From Laughing So Much.
Sister You Are So Right That Scenario Is Exactly What Happens With My Brothers!
Lol..ooooh This Is Funny...

[MG]

so wat about brothers who go on a tantrum cos there aint no gel in the house to style their quiffs?

huh?


all i hear wen my bro comes round is "wheres teh hair gel!!!!"

"why do u never have hair gel!!!!"

"how am i gonna go out with my hair like this!!!!!"


errrrmm, jus comb it?


sisters? watch how all the bros deny they even use gel......:rolleyes:

[annieg]

I honestly must admit, i can not think of any scenario where the brother must be right and the sister wrong.

You are a wise man.

But i am cheering on for any brother who successfully posts such scenario :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Who likes to live dangerously....

[abdusamad]

hahaha, i am quiet strict and find purchases such as gel, unacceptable due to muslims in other countries starving in poverty, such luxury i dislike :D


I do not belong in that group of "hairstylist" :P and cut my hair to size 0 (nice and short) :D

[sisterukc]

My brother once took all my hair mousee, which i dont use and it was by LOreal reALLY for women..and he put it all over his quiff and he was running around the house trying to find any kind of gel whatever it was and was slapping it on his quiff here and there and everywhere!and i even caught him taking a picture of himself with his camera phone and posing like he was going to be nominated for mr world!yeh more like MISS WORLD.

[annieg]

so wat about brothers who go on a tantrum cos there aint no gel in the house to style their quiffs?

I have only been blessed with sons in my family, and I naively believed that with no daughters I'd manage to get in my bathroom on occasion!

No such luck!

First they use up all the hot water in the shower and then the hair gel ceremonies begin.

Maybe I could take out the mirror that they worship at?

[sisterukc]

as a mother I think you should have a ban on any kind of gel and ONLY USE OIL, and yes i think the mirrors may have to go and place them all in your room..lol
actually that might be torture!

[abdusamad]

That is two of my brothers :( ...... I kindly joke with him "Why do you spend hours in the washroom like a girl, there is nobody wants to look at you"

He then takes a cheap shot at me and says "Ah! and with that beard no girl wants to look at you"

I respond "Well its sunnah and im trying to please Allah"

he then says "Ah ok! there goes any chance of getting a girl"

i say frustratingly "SubhanuAllah," (and walk away)


I go through that everyday with a total of 5 brothers and sisters in the house and one cousin, and my only who is praying and trying to follow the laws of islam as much as possible it is rough, inshaAllah Allah will reward me for my hardships :)

[sisterukc]

awww inshallah its just a phase...lol...

[abdusamad]

I hope soo, the worst is when you sit in the livinroom and they put on the music channels... or my sister watch those girly movies ... either way there is constant haraam on the tv, and when i go upstairs there i hear MUSIC!!...SubhanuAllah i retreat to my tiny bedroom and hit the books or jump on the computer...

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

No more sister dissing :mujahida:.... :D

enjoy the video :p

:angelic:

:salams

[sisterukc]

Inshallah it will be and anyway, you will be someone they will look up to, and these things take time,,its only when you have to start using your mind independantly, when you realise, serious issues in life and give it time,,they will learn, its al part of growing up i gues..

[abdusamad]

uhh I am the second youngest in the family .... hmmm it takes guts to look up to someone younger than you.

[Ebony]

I'll come down to London if someone pays fr my ticket and accomodation :nuts:

[Ebony]

Problem with brothers: "MUUUUUUUUUM! I can't find my deodrant ~sitting right infront of his face~

[sisterukc]

Oh dont worry they will see your ways are the best way...Inshallah...

[abdusamad]

inshaAllah

[abdusamad]

:start:

:salams

No more sister dissing :mujahida:.... :D

enjoy the video :p

:angelic:

:salams


Evil sista!!!!

[imran1976]

sisters? watch how all the bros deny they even use gel......:rolleyes:

i never use it only coconut oil...........:D

[imran1976]

i dont think sisters take that long..ehem..well actually,,to be honest i can get ready in 10 miniutes,,,

to be honest than u r not a sister......:D

[MG]

i never use it only coconut oil...........:D

watever!!!!

[imran1976]

BROTHERS SCENARIO :rolleyes:

Amir: *watching football at Khalid's house* Khalid man c'mon lets watch this game
Khalid: Yeah ok, recording it as well
after 10 mins
Khalid's mum: Khalid move your dirty football shoes out of the front porch
Khalid: :embar: Yeah mum in a minute
Khalid's mum: NOW or i'll give you a flying joota
Khalid: *gets up and moves them*
Amir: *phone rings* :salaams?
Amir's wife: Abdul where are you?
Amir: At Khalid's house now
Amir's wife: :mad: Get home, you were supposed to do the DIY week
Amir: Ok Habibi i'm coming a few mins

After 15 mins

Amir: *phone rings* Ah man it's the nagging wife Salaams Habibi
Khalid: *s******s*
Amir's wife: *ready to explode* Shall i fix the bathroom cabinet by myself?
Amir: NO! I'm the man, i'm on my way, just a few doors down
Khalid's mom: Puttar Amir would you like roti
Amir: :embar:
Amir's wife: *GASPS* Wait till you get home

After football match has finished Br Amir runs home to see the bathroom cabinet fixed and no food on the table, whilst his 'habibi' delivers him one big thappar 'I'm calling my mum' says Amir's wife

Amir: :eek: :nervous:

:rolleyes: :D

:salams



BROTHERS SCENARIO :rolleyes:

Amir: *watching football at Khalid's house* Khalid man c'mon lets watch this game
Khalid: Yeah ok, recording it as well
after 10 mins
Khalid's mum: Khalid move your dirty football shoes out of the front porch
Khalid: mom i'm watching the game ask Lubna to do that
mum: Lubna! didn't u heard u'r brother nOW or i'll give you a flying joota
Khalid: *:evilb: -:banbear: *
Amir: *phone rings* :salaams?
Amir's wife: Abdul where are you?
Amir: At Khalid's house now
Amir's wife: :nervous: honey! u were supposed to be at home for lunch.
Amir: i'm watching the game can't come right now

After 15 mins

Amir: *phone rings* Ah man it's the nagging wife Salaams Habibi
Khalid: *s******s*
Amir's wife: Shall i fix the bathroom cabinet by myself?
Amir: sure why not do it ur'self & don't disturb me...
Amir: :mad:
Amir's wife: :crying:
After football match has finished Br Amir walks home, whilst his 'habibi' crying 'I'm calling my mum' says Amir's wife

Amir:don't u dare that....:nono:
Amir's wife: :(

:rolleyes: :D

[amena]

typicall

i have been planning to go out with a friend of mind for a month now...!! iam still optimistic !lol

[Niqaabi]

Maybe the brothers have more time to meet up because they dont have any friends apart from the weirdos they meet on Ummah. :rolleyes:

And we were suppose to meet on saturday, but due to the recent events we cancelled it. so ha, there you go, in your face, yes look at your shoes, your a loser :p!

[Ebony]

Er...if I need to meet my friends, I usually organise it a day or two before and go ahead with it (Was much easier to meet up back in our student days :p )

Whoever doesn't turn up is not my problem. Their loss! (Unless they have a valid reason :p )

[abdusamad]

Well its called *TIME* if you dont have it you can not make to such meetings, i missed one, but then it was mpadc/ummah i think ...well im a confused brother ... pffft what was i going to do? hmmmm ya *FOOD*... welll be right bak... FOOD TIME!

[Guardian Hijab]

Brother: lets meet up next week
brother: how about today?
Brother: how about now?
brother: yeah cool, see you in 5 mins.

Asalamualaikum

....and never they never meet up.

You know how boys say "Ya meet you in 5 min." and they NEVER show?! and NEVER have an excuse?! The men in my family ALWAAAAAAAAYS do that, i mean if ur busy watching a game or staring at a BMW parked by a grocery, then say u are


Wa'alaikumasalam

[.: Anna :.]

well yeah I admit we can take more time tryna organise meet ups it is because we like to include everyone plus we girls hav more stuff 2 do in our lives so always we are more busy :p
but boys do take way longer to get ready of a morning :eek: I was suprised wen I got married n found out how long they take lol :p but masha allah at least if they are well presented that is ok :D

[lonely_me]

It's good to look good,

...so where's the praablem in that!!

[sisterukc]

Come on people are we still discussing the whole dissin boys dissin girl thing..lol...if we are then bring on some more laughter...!!!!

[lonely_me]

As for make-up.... problem solved.... look below!! :p

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[Niqaabi]

It's good to look good,

...so where's the praablem in that!!
salman's just taking it out on the sisters because he got cornflakes on his beard :p

looking good makes you feel good :)

[lonely_me]

No seriously, I think men are just jealous of us... cuz we're prettier creatures :p

*doing my nails*

[Niqaabi]

hehehe!
yeh and we're better cooks! and we care about self cleanliness :)

[sisterukc]

thats so true, women have soft skinalways smell good(well most do)and have more of a sensual aura about them
whereas men..are hard,rough and have a butch thing about them..their like bricks...lol

[sisterukc]

And Oooooh Do They Smellll Baaaaaaaaaad
Take The Socks Off And U The Fumes Through U On The Otherside!

[lonely_me]

lol true!.. . not only that... we always master whaterever we do! We always surpass!! we can do more than 43974619374 tasks at a time... whereas men...uuuh...mmmh....do I need to get there?!

[sisterukc]

HAHHAHA DEFINATELTY!another thing why is that?how come women always intend to do a million tasks in one go and always complete it?is crazy but shows women are soo highly motivated and ofcourse no 1.
one thing i also have noticed with men, when the phone rings and they are sitting right in front of it, or the cordless is on their lap they either take forever to answer, or sometimes just never answer!!!!!!!

[lonely_me]

They're lazy by nature...:rolleyes:

[Irfan GBH]

They're lazy by nature...:rolleyes:

:rubeyes: such horrible things can only be uttered by a woman!

[sisterukc]

ITS THE TRUTH!LOL....or give us reason to believe otherwise ;)

[Irfan GBH]

I was cleaning my flat today:p

[sisterukc]

hahaa ok ok...thats very good.its a start,now hurry up and sit down in random thread imaginery party

[Niqaabi]

Men are lovely, they're so adorable :love:








(yeh right! :vomit: )

[Niqaabi]

Brother1: I'm hungry
Brother2: shall we make something?
Brother1: nah cant be asked, where's your wife?
Brother2: at her mum's house.
Brother1: where's your sister?
Brother2: at her mate's yard.
Brother1: where's your mum?
Brother2: next door.
...10 mins later....
Brother1: I'm hungry
Brother2: shall we make something?
Brother1: nah cant be asked, where's your wife?...

Sister1: I'm hungry
Sister2: shall we go make something?
Sister1: yeh....
... 10 mins later...
Sister1: mmm this is really yummy
Sister2: plently more where that came from

...next door...
Brother1: I'm hungry
Brother2: shall we make something?
Brother1: nah cant be asked, wheres your wife?...

[lonely_me]

Way to go gurl!!! That's just so very true!!! ;)

[Niqaabi]

hehehe! Whose the Daddy now? :p

Brothers may try, try and try again, but the sisters will ALWAYS have the last laugh. :rotfl: muhahahahaha!

[lonely_me]

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
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Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

[Niqaabi]

Man goes into kitchen to make his dinner...
...comes out with cereal.

lol there is the minority that actually do more then lifting their leg and walking out with cereal. gotta give credit to those boys.

[lonely_me]

'Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.'

[lonely_me]

lol there is the minority that actually do more then lifting their leg and walking out with cereal. gotta give credit to those boys.

True...but that doesn't mean we're going stop dissing them ;)

How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". lol...

[Niqaabi]

True...but that doesn't mean we're going stop dissing them ;)

How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". lol...
:rotfl: lol.
Man and woman out on journey.
Woman: we're lost.
Man: We're not lost, we just dont know where we are.
Woman: yes darling, we're lost :D
Man: :mad:

[lonely_me]

His and Hers Road Trip

HERS

1. Pulls off at wrong exit.

2. Opens window.

3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.

4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS

1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.

2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.

3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.

4. Finally rolls down window.

5. Hocks a loogie.

6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.

7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.

8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.

9. Gets back into car.

10. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven.

11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was.

12. curses you.

13. Almost hits a deer.

14. Curses the night.

15. Curses you, again.

16. Curses the large Slurpee.

17. Stops by the side of the road.

18 Takes a leak.

19. Still taking a leak.

20. Almost done...I think.

21. Returns to car.

22. Drives and fiddles with radio.

23. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.

24. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.

25. He hates your sister, ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.

26. He had to look up pernicious.

27. Couldn't find a dictionary.

28. Finally found a dictionary.

29. Couldn't spell pernicious.

30. Seethes at the memory of it all.

31. But she is laughing inside.

32. And of course you're still lost..... :rolleyes: ...

[AbuMubarak]

there is a sisters section

[K@M]

What is this topic about again? :scratch:

Seems like I've accidently found my way to the Sisters forum..

[lonely_me]

That's not a completely sisterly topic... to your knowledge it's been posted by a bro! :)

[K@M]

I always reply to most recent posts :p


PLus what on EARTH am I doing awake at 6am? Ya Allah.

[Mr_Jailer]

And Oooooh Do They Smellll Baaaaaaaaaad
Take The Socks Off And U The Fumes Through U On The Otherside!

OMG! That was below the belt. :rubeyes:

What 'bout the silent but deadly release of gasses that pollute the atmosphere?

The worst part is that its undetectable by the ear-radar and you simply dunno when or where its gonna hit you from... :rolleyes:

[Niqaabi]

LOL, so which brother merged the post into one? couldnt handle it could ya? muhahaha

[Niqaabi]

i just noticed that the title reads the problem with BROTHER and SISTERS. not brotherS but brother. :mad :

[Ebony]

i just noticed that the title reads the problem with BROTHER and SISTERS. not brotherS but brother. :mad :

That'll be Mr Al-Farsi's spelling mistake again.

[MG]

OMG! That was below the belt. :rubeyes:

What 'bout the silent but deadly release of gasses that pollute the atmosphere?

The worst part is that its undetectable by the ear-radar and you simply dunno when or where its gonna hit you from... :rolleyes:


i think the above is what we call a confession sisters :afro:

[Niqaabi]

Men, they cant spell, they cant afford a dictionary! :rolleyes :

[Supernova Nebula]

is it true that gossipping is not only the trait of sisters (well i dont generalize) but also brothers? and i heard, when brothers gossip, they gossip worse than sisters?:p

[Mr_Jailer]

is it true that gossipping is not only the trait of sisters (well i dont generalize) but also brothers? and i heard, when brothers gossip, they gossip worse than sisters?:p

Its hard to diagree with you :( Its a common problem. And most the time we are not aware we are doin' it...

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Turning Away From Pointless Talk
Allah Most High has said: Successful are the believers, who are humble in their prayers, and who turn away from pointless talk, [23:1-3] and: Those who do not bear witness to what is false, but when they pass by pointless talk, pass by with dignity, [25:72] and: When they hear pointless talk, they turn away from it. [28:55]

"Pointless talk" [laghw] is speech which is futile and irrelevant, and bears no relation to any true purpose. It brings no benefit to the one who utters it, and may well bring him misfortune instead.

Ali (r) related that the Messenger of Allah (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "It is part of a man's sound practice of Islam that he leave alone that which is of no concern to him." [At-Tirmidhi, Ibn Majah]

Dhu'l-Nun said, "Whoever loves Allah lives truly, and whoever inclines to anything else damages his mind. A foolish man comes and goes, paying attention to what is nothing, while the intelligent man inspects his own thoughts scrupulously."

[Mr_Jailer]

Men, they cant spell, they cant afford a dictionary! :rolleyes :

At least we know how to use the spellchecker :D

[MG]

Its hard to diagree with you :( Its a common problem. And most the time we are not aware we are doin' it...

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Turning Away From Pointless Talk
Allah Most High has said: Successful are the believers, who are humble in their prayers, and who turn away from pointless talk, [23:1-3] and: Those who do not bear witness to what is false, but when they pass by pointless talk, pass by with dignity, [25:72] and: When they hear pointless talk, they turn away from it. [28:55]

"Pointless talk" [laghw] is speech which is futile and irrelevant, and bears no relation to any true purpose. It brings no benefit to the one who utters it, and may well bring him misfortune instead.

Ali (r) related that the Messenger of Allah (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "It is part of a man's sound practice of Islam that he leave alone that which is of no concern to him." [At-Tirmidhi, Ibn Majah]

Dhu'l-Nun said, "Whoever loves Allah lives truly, and whoever inclines to anything else damages his mind. A foolish man comes and goes, paying attention to what is nothing, while the intelligent man inspects his own thoughts scrupulously."



and thats your excuse? :scratch:

[Ebony]

is it true that gossipping is not only the trait of sisters (well i dont generalize) but also brothers? and i heard, when brothers gossip, they gossip worse than sisters?:p

Tis true. :eek:

[Niqaabi]

At least we know how to use the spellchecker :D
LOL! You probably need a manual even to use that :P

[Niqaabi]

Txt at 01.34am
Niqaabi: salaam, sorry for the late reply, yeh im free 2mrw after 2. shall we say 2.30p,?
Anna: sure thing, let u knw for defo 2mrw insha'allah.

Niqaabi wakes at 10.14am, late for work, doesnt bother going in.

Txt at 12.18pm
Hafsah: Salaams just to let u knw cnt make it 2day, insha'Allah another tym, giv salaams to anna.
Anna:sorry goin to b late, how abt 3.30pm?
muslim_sis: i finish skol at 3.10 so i doubt ill make it :( i realy wana cum tho
Niqaabi: no probs, we're meeting at 3.30pm instead.

Anna: is muslim_sis coming?
Niqaabi: not sure txt Inayah and see if shes coming.
Anna: myt not, shes got kids
Niqaabi: so? bring them along, we'll go park
Anna: ok :p
muslim_sis: dnt hav money for train! ah man it gota be me init? wat abt dis fri, got no skol?
Niqaabi: ok, no probs :D

Anna: Inayah hasnt txt baq yet so i dno?
Niqaabi: can we meet on friday? i think the bros were right abt us.
Anna: i think they were :S fridays good for me :D
wont hold me breath for friday thats for sure :rolleyes:

[Chained_Water]

Txt at 01.34am
Niqaabi: salaam, sorry for the late reply, yeh im free 2mrw after 2. shall we say 2.30p,?
Anna: sure thing, let u knw for defo 2mrw insha'allah.

Niqaabi wakes at 10.14am, late for work, doesnt bother going in.

Txt at 12.18pm
Hafsah: Salaams just to let u knw cnt make it 2day, insha'Allah another tym, giv salaams to anna.
Anna:sorry goin to b late, how abt 3.30pm?
muslim_sis: i finish skol at 3.10 so i doubt ill make it :( i realy wana cum tho
Niqaabi: no probs, we're meeting at 3.30pm instead.

Anna: is muslim_sis coming?
Niqaabi: not sure txt Inayah and see if shes coming.
Anna: myt not, shes got kids
Niqaabi: so? bring them along, we'll go park
Anna: ok :p
muslim_sis: dnt hav money for train! ah man it gota be me init? wat abt dis fri, got no skol?
Niqaabi: ok, no probs :D

Anna: Inayah hasnt txt baq yet so i dno?
Niqaabi: can we meet on friday? i think the bros were right abt us.
Anna: i think they were :S fridays good for me :D
wont hold me breath for friday thats for sure :rolleyes:

:rotfl:

[sajid]

Sajid: Salams do you want to meet up 2moro evening say after 9
Ummah brothers: Im free now lets meet up in 1 hr
Sajid: Ok sure see you there!

[Niqaabi]

Yeh alright no need to rub it in our faces!

[Chained_Water]

Sajid: Salams do you want to meet up 2moro evening say after 9
Ummah brothers: Im free now lets meet up in 1 hr
Sajid: Ok sure see you there!

:rofl1:

Saj.. where's that train ticket you owe me? :p

*random thought* OMG, Moor St. to London Marylebone (sp?) is £15! Yay!

[sajid]

:rofl1:

Saj.. where's that train ticket you owe me? :p

*random thought* OMG, Moor St. to London Marylebone (sp?) is £15! Yay!

u declined it :(

[Niqaabi]

if sajid and all the other brothers were girls, i think id see them more often then the ummah sisters :rolleyes::p

[Chained_Water]

u declined it :(
Well if nadia and anna and the girls were there, I wouldn't decline it :p

[moshyman]

Sajid's not a girl?

[sajid]

They offered about it too :p

[Niqaabi]

:scratch: no i thought he was a bro. Hey sajid if you are a sis, then come with us on friday, we'll give you a make over :p

[Chained_Water]

They offered about it too :p
No but you lot do stuff in the evening.. it'd have to be day time for me 'cuz I'd need to be back home by 7ish!

[moshyman]

Hey sajid if you are a sis, then come with us on friday, we'll give you a make over :p

Hmm we look forward to the results of the makeover! :)

[sajid]

:scratch: no i thought he was a bro. Hey sajid if you are a sis, then come with us on friday, we'll give you a make over :p

LOL! if only it was that easy :p

[Niqaabi]

LOL! if only it was that easy :p
It will be easier to meet up with the bros then the sisters. Let me know when your next meet up is sajid :p

[.: Anna :.]

Txt at 01.34am
Niqaabi: salaam, sorry for the late reply, yeh im free 2mrw after 2. shall we say 2.30p,?
Anna: sure thing, let u knw for defo 2mrw insha'allah.

Niqaabi wakes at 10.14am, late for work, doesnt bother going in.

Txt at 12.18pm
Hafsah: Salaams just to let u knw cnt make it 2day, insha'Allah another tym, giv salaams to anna.
Anna:sorry goin to b late, how abt 3.30pm?
muslim_sis: i finish skol at 3.10 so i doubt ill make it :( i realy wana cum tho
Niqaabi: no probs, we're meeting at 3.30pm instead.

Anna: is muslim_sis coming?
Niqaabi: not sure txt Inayah and see if shes coming.
Anna: myt not, shes got kids
Niqaabi: so? bring them along, we'll go park
Anna: ok :p
muslim_sis: dnt hav money for train! ah man it gota be me init? wat abt dis fri, got no skol?
Niqaabi: ok, no probs :D

Anna: Inayah hasnt txt baq yet so i dno?
Niqaabi: can we meet on friday? i think the bros were right abt us.
Anna: i think they were :S fridays good for me :D
wont hold me breath for friday thats for sure :rolleyes:

nah friday insha allah we WILL do it!! :D

[Salman Al-Farsi]

InshAllah, I really hope and pray it happends one day. :D

[Niqaabi]

me too akhi,
Anna i have a feeling i might have work on friday, as i didnt bother going in today :(

[Chained_Water]

I still don't understand how you get away with just not bothering to go into work :eek:

[islaha]

are you guys talking about the problem with brothers and sisters or something else?

[Niqaabi]

are you guys talking about the problem with brothers and sisters or something else?
LOL :rotfl:

CW im Niqaabi i get away with anything :mujahida::badguy:

[ur_yusra]

this thread is soooooo true, me and my sisters have been planning to meet for ages but we just havent got round to it.. but then having said that its easier for brothers isnt it... staying out til late not doing any housework not having parents asking them where they've been all that time... and yes its true ironing the jilbab and hijab takes ages so?? lol... dunno what my point is http://ummah.com/forum/images/icons/icon11.gif

[.: Anna :.]

me too akhi,
Anna i have a feeling i might have work on friday, as i didnt bother going in today :(

yeah I dno how u get away with that??? :eek:

anyway let me know 2mro or something insha allah, me and nadia were talking about getting everyone (us three and hafsah and who else we can round up) to go juma 2gta then get some food n maybe go to the park...

[abdusamad]

yeah I dno how u get away with that??? :eek:

anyway let me know 2mro or something insha allah, me and nadia were talking about getting everyone (us three and hafsah and who else we can round up) to go juma 2gta then get some food n maybe go to the park...#



looool, which jummah? next year? ( abdusamad is using his bad sense of humour)

[.: Anna :.]

:p lol no brother... insha allah this one IF we can make it!

[abdusamad]

Thas like... 4 day away!!!!!!!!!



you sure? <_<

[Niqaabi]

yeah I dno how u get away with that??? :eek:

anyway let me know 2mro or something insha allah, me and nadia were talking about getting everyone (us three and hafsah and who else we can round up) to go juma 2gta then get some food n maybe go to the park...
anna you'v seen my smile, i just pull out the black broken teeth, the nasty stench floating towards them and they follow my every order :p

[.: Anna :.]

gross :p

[Niqaabi]

Have you noticed how big get-togethers never work out, but you and me make it any day?
Ask inayah if she wants to come on friday :)