witnesstheday
26-09-08, 05:07 PM
johnny darky
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(to his wife)
hello dear (beating her about head with a club), dinner smells nice. did you see the news? (pan out and show their deluxe widescreen tv provided free by US peacekeepers on a mission to blow up talibans - trevor macdonald is wearing an ice-cream man's hat and suit) our beloved saviours the americans who, with their european confreres of racial supremacy, delivered us from our own barbarity and gave us bigmacs, cola, cluster bombs and god knows what other joys and profound delights for all human history to bathe in the glory of, are being shafted up the rear by the pike of karmic justice. we must give our lives to save them from the evil credit crunch beast
the wife
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yes masterful overlord, let us go to america and be free and save ourselves from the barbarity of our own culture!
cut to...
george bush
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so you see my fellow americans, we are not alone.
Posted by: mugabe meldrew
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(to his wife)
hello dear (beating her about head with a club), dinner smells nice. did you see the news? (pan out and show their deluxe widescreen tv provided free by US peacekeepers on a mission to blow up talibans - trevor macdonald is wearing an ice-cream man's hat and suit) our beloved saviours the americans who, with their european confreres of racial supremacy, delivered us from our own barbarity and gave us bigmacs, cola, cluster bombs and god knows what other joys and profound delights for all human history to bathe in the glory of, are being shafted up the rear by the pike of karmic justice. we must give our lives to save them from the evil credit crunch beast
the wife
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yes masterful overlord, let us go to america and be free and save ourselves from the barbarity of our own culture!
cut to...
george bush
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so you see my fellow americans, we are not alone.
Posted by: mugabe meldrew