salafi matrimonial

[imported_MMS]

http://www.smatch.net/index.cfm

neeeyang website :o

they ask you some awesome questions, you don't even have to meet the person in real life before marrying them because it basically asks their whole biodata :rubeyes:

are you a revert?

if yes, how do your parents and family react to you being a muslim?

personal level

can you read the qur.aan

can you read the qur.aan with tajweed

how much of the quraan have you memorised

how many hadeeth in arabic have you memorised

if other, please state

how active are you in giving da'wah

if other, please state

how frequently do you attend islaamic study circles

if other, please state

when are you planning to make hijrah?

how fleunt are you in arabic

name three of the major living scholars of our time?

name the three imaams (major scholars) who recently died?

what are the three well-known categories of tawheed?

what is a hadeeth?

list three differences between the qur.aan and hadeeth?

who were the salaf as-saalih (pious/righteous predecessors)?

where is Allaah?

list three names of Allaah?

briefly define the salafi da'wah?

how long have you been on the salafi da'wah?

what do you understand by the term "takfeer"?

define the term "eemaan"?

what is your opinion regarding the "niqaab"?

what is your opinion regarding the beard?

have you performed "hajj", if so, how many times?

have you performed "umrah", if so, how many times?

do you have a beard

do you wear your clothing above the ankles?

are you looking for a co-wife to be
your 2nd/ 3rd or 4th wife?

if so, how many wives do you currently have and how many children per wife?

[Umm Haya]

AssalamuAlaykum

Did you get a good response sis? *grin*

WassalamuAlaykum

[imported_MMS]

no pictures :(

[Umm Haya]

no pictures :(

What, they dont allow them or urs was too dynamite? :o

[imported_MMS]

don't worry umm haya i got ur specs now im still lookin iA :)

[Umm Haya]

don't worry umm haya i got ur specs now im still lookin iA :)

Whaaaaat?? :eek3: come again? You've got my specs? I'm wearing lenses though.

[imported_MMS]

specification :smack: i shouldnt put highly educated on your profile should i ? :rubeyes: :outta:

[Umm Haya]

specification :smack: i shouldnt put highly educated on your profile should i ? :rubeyes: :outta:

No....you should....highly educated coz I dont know any slang :o erm hang on....did I just say 'u shud?' :eek3: I sooo take that back.....u dare do anything and I'll chuck u over to Bangladesh! :rubeyes: :(

[.: emerald :.]

No....you should....highly educated coz I dont know any slang :o erm hang on....did I just say 'u shud?' :eek3: I sooo take that back.....u dare do anything and I'll chuck u over to Bangladesh! :rubeyes: :(


:rubeyes: loool...:1popcorn: :outta:

[imported_MMS]

emeral do you want me to help you too? dont be shy just let me know inshaAllah :up:

[Honey87]

No....you should....highly educated coz I dont know any slang :o erm hang on....did I just say 'u shud?' :eek3: I sooo take that back.....u dare do anything and I'll chuck u over to Bangladesh! :rubeyes: :(

What if bangladesh don't want her?:o

[Umm Haya]

emeral do you want me to help you too? dont be shy just let me know inshaAllah :up:

:rolleyes: Sis why dont u tell us how successful it was in finding you your dream fish? :outta: plus me and emmy aint salafi

[Umm Haya]

What if bangladesh don't want her?:o

Bnagladesh will spit her back out onto the salafi matrimonial site...Poor MMS :there:

[imported_MMS]

What if bangladesh don't want her?:o

that would be good coz i can't swim :(

[Eemaan]

pms, no pictures allowed? your view count must be going through the roof mashallah :up:

[Honey87]

that would be good coz i can't swim :(

it's ok. as long as u know how to do back float, u'll be fine iA. :D:hidban:

[imported_MMS]

pms, no pictures allowed? your view count must be going through the roof mashallah :up:

they cheated me, i only registered to see pics and then they didn't have none :( and u know how shallow umm haya is and now i can't even see if their right or wrong :(

[Umm Haya]

pms, no pictures allowed? your view count must be going through the roof mashallah :up:

Hope we get that success story soon..Sis Eemaan...you can rent her the Dhonkay and carriage innit :p

[Eemaan]

they cheated me, i only registered to see pics and then they didn't have none :(

does it tell you how much they earn or how often dem mans hang out at the gym?

[Medievalist]

is it for real? :scratch:

[imported_MMS]

does it tell you how much they earn or how often dem mans hang out at the gym?

erm most of them havnt disclosed that :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Umm Haya]

they cheated me, i only registered to see pics and then they didn't have none :( and u know how shallow umm haya is and now i can't even see if their right or wrong :(

Looool me, shallow? :eek3: You soo know it aint that :p but khayr sis....shud be good for u insha'Allah. Cant wait to see a mini PMS :p

[Eemaan]

erm most of them havnt disclosed that :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

yer wasting yer time then :eek3: whassa point of marrying someone who dont go to gym to rid of his buy one get one free chicken and chips belly :(

never mind putthar :there:

[.: emerald :.]

emeral do you want me to help you too? dont be shy just let me know inshaAllah :up:

:rubeyes: :jkk: but no thank you :D

:outta:

[ImaanSeeker]

is it for real? :scratch:

might come in handy for that second wife bro.

[Umm Haya]

:rubeyes: :jkk: but no thank you :D

:outta:

AssalamuAlaykum

Do you all know that Jalebi and Warm Milk goes MOOOO very nice together? :D

WassalamuAlaykum

[.: emerald :.]

AssalamuAlaykum

Do you all know that Jalebi and Warm Milk goes MOOOO very nice together? :D

WassalamuAlaykum

:wswrwb:

erm siiis..that is beyond my comprehension :o..lool a translation would be nice?! :eek3: :rubeyes:

[imported_MMS]

oh theres married guys on there looking for more wifes if anyones interested :p

[Reema]

Bloomin eck.

[ibn suleman]

why is the umrah question there? :S

[`asiya]

why is the umrah question there? :S

maybe those arent real questions from the site mentioned Allahu alam, its always hard to tell with someone who is always "joking"

[imported_MMS]

miserbale mode: yes they are actually real questions on the site check it out for yourself :|

[Medievalist]

might come in handy for that second wife bro.

marrying a salafi lady? no way. lol - I couldnt see that marriage lasting more than a couple of nights. lol

[Medievalist]

miserbale mode: yes they are actually real questions on the site check it out for yourself :|

why u taking that tone with asiyah for?

She weren't being rude to you. I think you should apologise. :torture:

[imported_MMS]

why u taking that tone with asiyah for?

She weren't being rude to you. I think you should apologise. :torture:

what its my opposite mode of being jokey :rubeyes: i didnt say owt to her :rubeyes:

[Medievalist]

:asta: :asta:

thats not on. :nono:

[Reema]

maybe those arent real questions from the site mentioned Allahu alam, its always hard to tell with someone who is always "joking"

miserbale mode: yes they are actually real questions on the site check it out for yourself :|

They are indeed real questions and here are all of them: But aint taking all the stuff out though.

are you a revert? http://www.smatch.net/furniture/images/info.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)


Yes No if yes, how do your parents and family react to you being a muslim?





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-- Choose One -- Very Islamic Pray 5 times a day Go to Jumu'ah prayer Average Very strong Between Allaah and me A Personal Matter I must try harder can you read the qur.aan? http://www.smatch.net/furniture/images/info.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)




Yes No can you read the qur.aan with tajweed? http://www.smatch.net/furniture/images/info.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)




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-- Choose One -- All 30 parts of the Quraan Between 25 and 30 Between 20 and 25 Between 15 and 20 Between 10 and 15 Between 5 and 10 Between 1 and 5 Only Juz 'Ammaahow many hadeeth in arabic have you memorised http://www.smatch.net/furniture/images/info.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)




-- Choose One -- Just afew Imaam Nawawee's 40 Hadeeth Other, please state None if other, please state





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-- Choose One -- Very active Depends on circumstances Could do more Not at all Otherif other, please state





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-- Choose One -- Daily Weekly Monthly Otherif other, please state





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-- Choose One -- As soon as I qualify / finish my studies Within the next year Within the next 2 years Within the next 5 years I don’t know Never Already living in a Muslim countryhow fluent are you in arabic? http://www.smatch.net/furniture/images/info.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)




-- Choose One -- Very fluent Can get by Weak Not at allname 3 of the major living scholars of our time? http://www.smatch.net/furniture/images/info.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)



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[Medievalist]

I think we are missing the real issue here. . . .


and that is . . .
















WHY was SMS on a marriage website?

Is she getting THAT desperate?

I've got someone equally as desperate in mind for her. Ummah wedding - lol.

[ImaanSeeker]

marrying a salafi lady? no way. lol - I couldnt see that marriage lasting more than a couple of nights. lol

lol, opposites attract you know.....

[umm_yusuf]

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[Medievalist]

As-Salaamu 'alaikum Akhi,

Please fear Allah when misquoting and using ahadeeth as jokes. We shouldn't make a mockery of the deen.

:jkk: for the reminder. I've asked for my post to be deleted, it may have been disrespectful. Please can I request you also delete my comments from your quote?

May ALLAH Ta'ala grant you and your family the garden,. ameen

[umm_yusuf]

:jkk: for the reminder. I've asked for my post to be deleted, it may have been disrespectful. Please can I request you also delete my comments from your quote?

May ALLAH Ta'ala grant you and your family the garden,. ameen

Allahumma amine and may Allah elevate you in status.

Barakallahu feeka.

[LastFriday]

Ok I really don't get this Salafi movement.

[Tranquillity]

Ok I really don't get this Salafi movement.

I'm not entirely sure either.. thought they were just a school of thought, like Hanafi but people do go on about them an awful lot, anyone care to explain?

[souljaa]

MMS - Did you make that site yourself? :scratch:

[Chained_Water]

That is hysterical :rotfl:

[Medievalist]

MMS - Did you make that site yourself? :scratch:

I think it MAY be a joke. Although not entirely sure :rubeyes:

[imported_MMS]

lol its not a joke, read the testimonials it seems like its been quite a success for some people

[imported_MMS]

• What is SalafiMatch.net / Smatch.net?

SalafiMatch.net (smatch.net) is an online matrimonial resource designed for Salafi adults to find their suitable Salafi marriage partner. This service is brought to you by Fatwa-Online.
• Is there a need for such a service?

Judging by the number of enquiries received by sites such as our sister site Fatwa-Online, for example, we have deduced that there is a need. Particular attention has been paid to those Salafis who live in areas where the Salafi community is sparse, hence such a service would prove invaluable to them, inshaa.-Allaah. Our role therefore is simply to act as the middle-man between brothers seeking suitable marriage partners and the Walee's of sisters seeking suitable marriage partners.

• Thank you for your co-operation, and remember, Allaah (Subhaanahu wa Ta'aala) is always watchful over all you do...
Simply, we expect from all Salafi users the best and most complete manners whilst using this matrimonial service to seek their suitable Salafi marriage partner. By request of the Scholars, sisters are advised to refrain from any usage of this site, rather sufficing with their Walee registering on their behalf. Furthermore, brothers are also reminded of the obligation of establishing contact with Walee's of suitable candidates.

see lol :o

[Tranquillity]

I love this bit:
Important instructions to Walees
If you are a walee (guardian) of a sister, then you are required to complete a member's profile for the SISTER and NOT for yourself.

you can imagine the sorts of profiles they were getting!

[Chained_Water]

MMS, you found anyone you wanna marry on there yet? :D

[imported_MMS]

MMS, you found anyone you wanna marry on there yet? :D

i was carrying out my match making duties for umm haya and co :torture:
they associated with fatwa-online n spubs aherm no thank you :o

[Chained_Water]

So you are too good for a salafi but Umm Haya and co can have them?

Tut tut, you should want for yer sisters what you want for yourself.. not send stuff their way that you would never go near :p

:nono:

[imported_MMS]

So you are too good for a salafi but Umm Haya and co can have them?

Tut tut, you should want for yer sisters what you want for yourself.. not send stuff their way that you would never go near :p

:nono:

:rotfl: im not too good for them, we're just different :o

i thought umm haya and co wouldn't mind :o but then i realised that there isn't no pictures :( and you know how shallow umm haya is :smack: remember that thread we had to keep telling her off in :(

[Chained_Water]

Umm Haya [and co] is salafi? :rubeyes: ..news to me, how come I'm always the last to know anything around here?

I thought Umm Haya only had one requirement and that was to do with ethnicity :p ..ahem ahem, she knows what I mean :D

It's Eemoo that's the shallow one, all she ever wants to know is how often the dude goes to the gym!

[Medievalist]

:asta:

[Omar]

lol interesting site might sign up *outta*

[Omar]

jus kiddin,

seriously though why do they bring sectarianism into this. We are all muslims salafis are not better den the rest of us muslims.

[Salman Al-Farsi]

I am sure there is a Soufi equivalent too.

Which tareeqah?
Name of Peer:
how often u do hadrah?
are you Muslim?
your favourite wird?
have you read the masnavi?
how many rumi poems have you memorised?
how many stories have you memorised?
how regularly do you attend yarwin sharif?
what's your opinion about bringing home langar sharif?
how often do u kiss peer's hand to seek barkat?
how often do u visit shrines?
your favourite shrine?
your favourite soufi?
can you name at least one soufi text?
do you have any intention of becoming a Dervesh?
if so when? If not, why not?

[Medievalist]

I am sure there is a Soufi equivalent too.

Which tareeqah?
Name of Peer:
how often u do hadrah?
are you Muslim?
your favourite wird?
have you read the masnavi?
how many rumi poems have you memorised?
how many stories have you memorised?
how regularly do you attend yarwin sharif?
what's your opinion about bringing home langar sharif?
how often do u kiss peer's hand to seek barkat?
how often do u visit shrines?
your favourite shrine?
your favourite soufi?
can you name at least one soufi text?
do you have any intention of becoming a Dervesh?
if so when? If not, why not?[/QUOTE]


:rotfl: :rotfl:

You should warn Heman et al. thats its a joke. :up:

[imported_MMS]

i wonder if they have matrimonial sites for people that think their mujtahids :rotfl: :outta:

[Chained_Water]

i wonder if they have matrimonial sites for people that think their mujtahids :rotfl: :outta:
I don't get it, who is dat aimed at? :scratch:

[Medievalist]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

(cw: at salman)

[imported_MMS]

I don't get it, who is dat aimed at? :scratch:

just wondering innit :rotfl:

[aboosait]

i wonder if they have matrimonial sites for people that think their mujtahids :rotfl: :outta:

What would be the questions like?

[sis_niqabi]

Salam

i visited that site about a year ago. i wouldn't mind looking for a spouse on that site. but my parents think online matrimonial sites is a haven for crazies and wife beaters.

i wish my parents were more open minded to online marriage sites. not everyone is psycho on the internet.

[Umm Haya]

AssalamuAlaykum

Haii my Rabb! :eek: What nonsense and slandering! :nono: Just wait till I get my chappal off MMS and CW! :eek:


i was carrying out my match making duties for umm haya and co :torture:
they associated with fatwa-online n spubs aherm no thank you :o

Your 'duties' extend as far as finding yourself a mon ASAP hun....*torture*

So you are too good for a salafi but Umm Haya and co can have them?

Tut tut, you should want for yer sisters what you want for yourself.. not send stuff their way that you would never go near :p

:nono:

Innit :smack: But I aint Salafi though and :alhumdull I dont need no matrimonial site....cant u tell MMS secretly wants a salafi....she just expertly turned the tables onto me...its so obvious all the threads revolve around her :smack: what a madam mon :smack:


i thought umm haya and co wouldn't mind :o but then i realised that there isn't no pictures :( and you know how shallow umm haya is :smack: remember that thread we had to keep telling her off in :(

:rotfl:

OMR!! That thread was nowt to do with meeee! OMR! erm actually....it might have been :o but it wasnt a marriage thread you lemon :p


I thought Umm Haya only had one requirement and that was to do with ethnicity :p ..ahem ahem, she knows what I mean :D


Ahem....Shat Aaaaaap! *torture*

:outta:

[aboosait]

What would be the questions like?

http://www.abc.se/~m9783/fiqhi/fiqha_e60.html

[Eemaan]

lol interesting site might sign up *outta*

thassa good idea :up:

:D

I am sure there is a Soufi equivalent too.

Which tareeqah?
Name of Peer:
how often u do hadrah?
are you Muslim?
your favourite wird?
have you read the masnavi?
how many rumi poems have you memorised?
how many stories have you memorised?
how regularly do you attend yarwin sharif?
what's your opinion about bringing home langar sharif?
how often do u kiss peer's hand to seek barkat?
how often do u visit shrines?
your favourite shrine?
your favourite soufi?
can you name at least one soufi text?
do you have any intention of becoming a Dervesh?
if so when? If not, why not?

buhahahahah i was actually going through answering your questions to see if i qualified :o

they already have www.sufilovematch.com :D

my fave: :rotfl:

how many rumi poems have you memorised?

[Fais]

:rotfl: ...

[Chained_Water]

LOL@sufilovematch.com ..they are Salmans favourite "soufis" [he still can't spell] too, the Naqshbandi-Haqqani lot, he loves them :D :outta:

[Ebony]

Do they have a Qadiani site as well ? :p

[Eemaan]

berailwhis always get left out too :(

[`asiya]

they already have www.sufilovematch.com :D

my fave: :rotfl:

check this out found it linked to that site :0:


"shame on this "wahabbi" talking about biddah while he keeps a goatee doesnt he know shaitan wears a goatee " :eek3:

http://www.sunnah.org/cartoon/monitor/default.htm

[Medievalist]

does shaytan wear a goatee? :shock:

is it true? *genuine question*

[`asiya]

u mean like this ... Allahu alam akhi iblis is from the jinn they arent like us

[Astraeus]

u mean like this ... Allahu alam akhi iblis is from the jinn they arent like us
:eek: :rubeyes: *Astraeus just walks away slowly so not to arouse suspicion* :outta:

[the_middle_road]

briefly define the salafi da'wah?


I've always wondered about this. What exactly is "salafi da'wah"?

[aboosait]

I've always wondered about this. What exactly is "salafi da'wah"?

www.salafipublications.com