The Forum Free From Fitnah™

[Abu Muslim]

Glory be to Allah, lord of all the Worlds

I just thought of this so thought it sounded pretty neato, you know using that repitiion thing, forgot the name, who cares what its called, did it in english time ago. So..

Dhikrullah.com is proud to present..

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The forum free from fitnah™


http://www.dhikrullah.com/forum (http://www.dhikrullah.com/forum)



*smiiles*

[MrOnline]

Glory be to Allah, lord of all the Worlds

I just thought of this so thought it sounded pretty neato, you know using that repitiion thing, forgot the name, but did it in english time ago. So..

Dhikrullah.com is proud to present..

*drum roll*

The forum free from fitnah™


http://www.dhikrullah.com/forum (http://www.dhikrullah.com/forum)



*smiiles*

Alhamdulillah, that is an awesome site. I tend to visit this link quite frequently. http://www.dhikrullah.com/quran/salahb.html

[Umm Haya]

AssalamuAlaykum

Alliteration Akhee

Masha'Allah

WassalamuAlaykum

[urban_rose]

Glory be to Allah, lord of all the Worlds

I just thought of this so thought it sounded pretty neato, you know using that repitiion thing, forgot the name, who cares what its called, did it in english time ago. So..


*smiiles*

:rotfl: alliteration? :smack:

you could be sued, ya know, if its not true :nono:

will check it out though inshAllah :)

[Abu Muslim]

AssalamuAlaykum

Alliteration Akhee

Masha'Allah

WassalamuAlaykum

:rotfl: alliteration? :smack:

you could be sued, ya know, if its not true :nono:

will check it out though inshAllah :)

wa3laykum salaam. lool alliteration, personification, combabulation, at the station...same thing. jazakumAllahu khair for correction.

lool, I could get sued but I challenge someone to prove to me its not true alhamdulilah. Then I'll sue them for trying to sue me.

[Umm Haya]

AssalamuAlaykum

I want to leave Ummah for a smaller forum Insha'Allah....Please tell me how it would serve my best interests to join Dhikrullah forums *waits patiently* .... *smiles* (I'm helping you btw...give a good sales pitch) Ahem :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

[souljaa]

wa3laykum salaam. lool alliteration, personification, combabulation, at the station...same thing. jazakumAllahu khair for correction.

lool, I could get sued but I challenge someone to prove to me its not true alhamdulilah. Then I'll sue them for trying to sue me.


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[Umm Haya]

:smack: ID 10 T

AssalamuAlaykum

:smack: 5P 4M

WassalamuAlaykum

[Abu Muslim]

AssalamuAlaykum

I want to leave Ummah for a smaller forum Insha'Allah....Please tell me how it would serve my best interests to join Dhikrullah forums *waits patiently* .... *smiles* (I'm helping you btw...give a good sales pitch) Ahem :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

wa3laykum salaam. lool sales pitch? This aint apprentice.

Heres a reply from the brother though:

Dear Umm Haya,
Thankyou for your recent enquiry into how joining Dhikrullah forums would serve your best interests. Well firstly, the members of Dhikrullah forums have got a 100% money back guarantee and a 30 day warantee and if they ask nicely they get a free chocolatee.

And lastly,dhikrullah forums does not deal in interest as this would be haraam and Dhikrullah.com is 100% HMC certified halaal. So you wont be getting anything from there.
Please do not hesitate to contact us for any further enquries.
And Allah knowst best
Dhikrullah.com Team

:smack: ID 10 T

lol you know that sounds like some measurement for womens abayh or something. only losers make the same mistake twice. a4u Mu5l1m *outta*

[Umm Haya]

Dear Umm Haya,
Thankyou for your recent enquiry into how joining Dhikrullah forums would serve your best interests. Well firstly, the members of Dhikrullah forums have got a 100% money back guarantee and a 30 day warantee and if they ask nicely they get a free chocolatee.

And lastly,dhikrullah forums does not deal in interest as this would be haraam. So you wont be getting anything from there.
Please do not hesitate to contact us for any further enquries.
And Allah knowst best
Yours faithfully,
Dhikrullah.com Team

AssalamuAlaykum

Hmm, as a Muslim Forum I am firstly of the opinion that you should begin and end all correspondance emails or letters with Salaams, the free gift should not be a chocolate but idealy summin that would be of benefit to the Ummah at large [we can discuss what colour I want my iPod to be at a later date insha'Allah :outta:] also...How much is this costing me? Will I be repaid in 'Ilm and Du'aas? If so...let the registration process commence *grin*

WassalamuAlaykum

P.S U spelt ur name wrong again and you already said only losers make the same mistake twice.

[`asiya]

:salams wow The forum free from fitnah™ Allahu akbar thats got to be a first and seeing as thats its trade mark that must be gauranteed right :up: may Allah ta ala reward those involved i`ll check it out :jkk: amin

[Abu Muslim]

AssalamuAlaykum

Hmm, as a Muslim Forum I am firstly of the opinion that you should begin and end all correspondance emails or letters with Salaams, the free gift should not be a chocolate but idealy summin that would be of benefit to the Ummah at large [we can discuss what colour I want my iPod to be at a later date insha'Allah :outta:] also...How much is this costing me? Will I be repaid in 'Ilm and Du'aas? If so...let the registration process commence *grin*

WassalamuAlaykum

P.S U spelt ur name wrong again and you already said only losers make the same mistake twice.

wa3laykum salaam Umm Haya,
Correct you are, the salam naseeha has been taken on board. As of now, all such letters shall begin with the islamic salutation of peace inshaAllah. We found that a chocolate was actually the free gift of choice but alhamdulilah we can also sort out free ipods for all our members...as long as they give us the money to get them the free ipods.

In terms of costs..we have a few tarrifs available. We have monthly 10 islamic topics a day which in turn inshaAllah Allah aza wajal will give reward you abudantly or you could go for the cheaper option of 5 islamic topics a day in which case we ask Allah aza wajal to reward you all the same. Win win situation.

With the correct intention, you will be repaid in ilm and duas are free so we can provide that too inshaAllah.

The forum as a whole is approved and is overlooked by a graduate from the prestigious Islamic University of Madeenah al Munawarah; shaykh Feiz Mohammed. He also teaches islamic ilm classes aswell as answering questions from the brothers and sisters, so its like having your own personal shaykh. Also, he is a very well known da'ee in the west, came on channel 4 and other western programs like dispatches [under negative light of course] and is known to be staunch under the banner of La illaha ilAllah so you wont get no hanky panky.

And also the forum carries the flag of la illaha ilAllah. And for the asians out there: everything is free of charge.

And Allah knows best.

Dhikrullah.com team

p.s that was the whole joke about spelling name wrong twice.

p.p.s we dont want your monies but we do accept your dua

:salams wow The forum free from fitnah™ Allahu akbar thats got to be a first and seeing as thats its trade mark that must be gauranteed right :up: may Allah ta ala reward those involved i`ll check it out :jkk: amin

wa3laykum salaam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh. Dunno about the first but its definately amongst the very few alhamdulilah, ameen wa iyyaki wa barakAllahu feeki.

[Umm Haya]

AssalamuAlaykum

Ahem, Umm Haya shall waste no time in joining insha'Allah.... Great pitch masha'Allah ... Hmm What do I join as... :rubeyes:

WassalamuAlaykum

[RoadWarrior]

wow sounds like a good forum..I'll join inshallah :cool:

this forum has got waayyy too much fitnah :nono:

[Phoenix CG]

If I go in there as a deoband will they attack me? :(

[Abu Muslim]

If I go in there as a deoband will they attack me? :(

lol, depends if you go down an alley on your own or not.

But why would you in there as a deoband? Go in as a Muslim and its all good.

[Astraeus]

Go in as a Muslim and its all good.
Is this a Muslim only site?

[Reema]

Nice forum:up: But its really dark there and couldnt stay for long..:o

[Salman Al-Farsi]

nice forum.. but too dark but then again I can't ever get used to another forum than Ummah. :smack:

[.: emerald :.]

:jkk: seems cool.

nice forum.. but too dark but then again I can't ever get used to another forum than Ummah. :smack:

I think when you are a member you have the option of changing the 'black' look: (See attachment)