Ummah Brothers Section?

[Ibrahim70]

Asalaam Alikum

I have just been reading a post about a Sister section.

Is there a Brother section too? :coolbro:

[Muslimah4lyff]

yuppp

[Kasim2k7]

Asalaam Alikum

I have just been reading a post about a Sister section.

Is there a Brother section too? :coolbro:

Ya but you need 1000 posts min

[Ibrahim70]

yuppp

So where is it?

[Ibrahim70]

Ya but you need 1000 posts min

How many!! :rubeyes:

[Kasim2k7]

1000 posts and one year membership

[scribble]

So where is it?

It only becomes visible once you've been granted membership, which, as you've already been told can only be achieved by having the minimum requirements.

[Ibrahim70]

It only becomes visible once you've been granted membership, which, as you've already been told can only be achieved by having the minimum requirements.

Thanks guys :up:

Inshallah I will soon see you all there :coolbro:

[Eemaan]

yer not missing out, just ape stuff in there...

[Ibrahim70]

yer not missing out, just ape stuff in there...

What you mean boys being boys?

[GAL-actic]

yer not missing out, just ape stuff in there...

LOOL:rotfl:

[Ibrahim70]

LOOL:rotfl:

Oi you shouldnt be reading this :nono: lol

[GAL-actic]

Oi you shouldnt be reading this :nono: lol

Oh...but what about Eemaan, she made that comment:p:outta:

[Ibrahim70]

Oh...but what about Eemaan, she made that comment:p:outta:

ok you win :embar:

[GAL-actic]

ok you win :embar:

I win?:rubeyes: first time that happened :blobblue: *throws confetti in the air*

[Ibrahim70]

I win?:rubeyes: first time that happened :blobblue: *throws confetti in the air*

Hangs his head in shame and repeats..............

*I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother, I must check if Im replying to a Sister or a Brother*

[Eemaan]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

[MMS]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

i think yer being all too naive, i bet they all reveal their darkside in there :nervous: i dread to think :nervous: prolly enough gandaghee in there :rolleyes:

[GAL-actic]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

:rubeyes:Eemaan are you sure you're not a brother:outta:

[Ibrahim70]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

I couldnt possibly comment Sister having not been allowed in there yet................:rotfl:

[-Fady-]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

yo boys, I think we know who the culprit is now...:outta:

[`asiya]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

and dont forget my mums away for two weeks.. how do i make a tuna sarine before i starve to death ? :rotfl:


get posting bro insha Allah u will be there in no time :up:

[Ibrahim70]

get posting bro insha Allah u will be there in no time :up:

Sisters Forum.............
1-My Dads away, how do I change a lightbulb?

[`asiya]

Sisters Forum.............
1-My Dads away, how do I change a lightbulb?

lol bro the best jokes are the true ones, theres no lying even in joking, it was a real question ;)

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=93305

[Joha]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

Add to that long discussions about protein shakes, 'benching', and the latest 'potentials' they've spotted on the Jubilee line.

Oh, and of course, what form of makeup could they use and get away with.

[Ibrahim70]

lol bro the best jokes are the true ones, theres no lying even in joking, it was a real question ;)

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=93305

lol, bless him.

Pop to Greggs...............that is how Mum does it isnt it?

[scribble]

:rotfl:

Sisters section rawks.

I love it there :inlove:

I bet brothers are so lazy they've not even put pretty lights up. :p :outta:

[Hayaa']

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

:rotfl:

[Loobna]

Add to that long discussions about protein shakes, 'benching', and the latest 'potentials' they've spotted on the Jubilee line.

Oh, and of course, what form of makeup could they use and get away with.

:rubeyes:

...potentials on the jubilee line...I think someone needs a reminder about lowering their gaze lol

[Ibrahim70]

disgusting though...when people talk about people they've seen as 'potentials'. I wish I could carry a truncheon around with me and smack every idiot I hear on the train using that term.

Well dont you go hitting me with that trucheon Sis!

It warms my heart to see Hijabis and Niqaabis.

I dont see them as 'potentials' just beautiful Sisters of Islam. :)

[SD.]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: @ 'potentials'

Must be the Brit boys who only use it.

[Ibrahim70]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: @ 'potentials'

Must be the Brit boys who only use it.

I am a Brit. Well the government see me as one anyways!! In my heart Im a member of the Human Race who lives in the UK and am 100% Muslim.

But i know what you mean...............its a UK'ish term I would say.

[Joha]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: @ 'potentials'

Must be the Brit boys who only use it.


But i know what you mean...............its a UK'ish term I would say.

Not a general UK term either, specific to the Asian 'rudeboys' (I think they like to call themselves). In reality they're just Asian chavs (another Brit term :p)

[SD.]

I am a Brit. Well the government see me as one anyways!! In my heart Im a member of the Human Race who lives in the UK and am 100% Muslim.

But i know what you mean...............its a UK'ish term I would say.

My apologies if that sounded rude. Perhaps I should have specified it as an English slang word. Poor sisters though; being sized up and labeled as 'potentials' by some of the brothers while going about their daily lives.

[Ibrahim70]

My apologies if that sounded rude. Perhaps I should have specified it as an English slang word. Poor sisters though; being sized up and labeled as 'potentials' by some of the brothers while going about their daily lives.

I know.

We need to stop copying the ways of the Non-Believers :(

[GuCcI]

Oh, and of course, what form of makeup could they use and get away with.

omg... i knew it.

[Abu Muslim]

al give you a flavour what happens in there

1. what car shall i get?
2. shall i let my wife work?
3. how many wives shall i have?
4. my mums not home and i cant find the can opener
5. do my muscles look big enough in this brothers???

boys, we been rumbled >_>

Ummah simulated version of sisters section:

1. omg, I just got married lolz
2. does my hijab look big in this?
3. yumm, i like cooking, look at my recipe
4. hey gals, check this gawjus handbag
5. awww how cute (incl. pics)

[ajnabee]

boys, we been rumbled >_>

Ummah simulated version of sisters section:

1. omg, I just got married lolz
2. does my hijab look big in this?
3. yumm, i like cooking, look at my recipe
4. hey gals, check this gawjus handbag
5. awww how cute


looooool

[Baybars]

1000 posts and one year membership

I thought it was just 1000 posts, but one membership as well? :rubeyes: That is so lame, I can't believe it. How disappointing is that! Here I was thinking I was about to be able to join. Well that just sucks big time! :mad:

[GAL-actic]

boys, we been rumbled >_>

Ummah simulated version of sisters section:

1. omg, I just got married lolz
2. does my hijab look big in this?
3. yumm, i like cooking, look at my recipe
4. hey gals, check this gawjus handbag
5. awww how cute (incl. pics)


:rotfl: close

[ajnabee]

boys, we been rumbled >_>

Ummah simulated version of sisters section:

1. omg, I just got married lolz
2. does my hijab look big in this?
3. yumm, i like cooking, look at my recipe
4. hey gals, check this gawjus handbag
5. awww how cute (incl. pics)



u know what? masha'allah walhamdulillah for the sisters section. i used to think that the brotherhood of islam is so much stronger than the sisterhood coz u boys have like social lives the size of a small galaxy and masha'allah congregate for salah and cotch and that... so but until i was granted access to sisters section... man i take that back coz the sis section on this forum subhanallah just strengthens that sisterhood day in day out... alhamdulillah it truly is a blessing and i take back what i used to say! my girls rock! :love: