10 differences between men and women

[Dain Bramaged]

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

[LastFriday]

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



:rotfl: hahaha wow!

Seriously though, what is going on this month! Every one is bashing on marriage! Are you guys trying to discourage people from getting married??? :rolleyes:

[scribble]

Ugh.

:rolleyes:

[Loobna]

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

Just shows you how intelligent men are :D:outta:

[Kal-El]

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


:)

[Treasured Soul]

lol .. some of them are funny.

jazaakAllah Khair for sharing :)

[Dain Bramaged]

Just shows you how intelligent men are :D:outta:

Thats why playas exist, bcos they know how to play women ;)

[Small Sis]

Thats why playas exist, bcos they know how to play women ;)

:rotfl:

[Treasured Soul]

Thats why playas exist, bcos they know how to play women ;)

Funniest part ... the 'Playas' dont know that they are actually getting played themselves :D

[Ghuraba*]

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

:up:

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

looool:rofl1:

[Irfan GBH]

FUnny stuff, I'm hungry, could someone please make me an omlette? Thx.

[Dain Bramaged]

Funniest part ... the 'Playas' dont know that they are actually getting played themselves :D

:wacko: You cant play the playa!

[Dain Bramaged]

Just shows you how intelligent men are :D:outta:

"1 in 4 wmn misread the pregnancy test" ...heard this in an advert...u could b one of them!

:rotfl:

[stephenoskie]

lol funny but slightly true :D made me smile though

[Ibn Khattab]

May Allah help our women man lol

[Metroid]

THERE are too many THreads about this joke in this forums already.
This is becoming too repetitive.:rubeyes:

[Ibn Khattab]

THERE are too many THreads about this joke in this forums already.
This is becoming too repetitive.:rubeyes:

Off topic but are you super salafi lol

[Metroid]

Off topic but are you super salafi lol

What does salafi mean anyway?
Is it some type of peanut butter biriyani:rubeyes:?

[stephenoskie]

What does salafi mean anyway?
Is it some type of peanut butter biriyani:rubeyes:?

Thats not nice AstugfirAllah

[Metroid]

Thats not nice AstugfirAllah

I'm serious, I don't know what salafi mean. It must be a term used in Asia or middle east

[stephenoskie]

I'm serious, I don't know what salafi mean. It must be a term used in Asia or middle east

Its just a person whom follows the Qur'an and Sunnah completely, and lives by the Prophet SAW I think, but again I could be wrong

[Ghuraba*]

May Allah help our women man lol

lol:aku_aameen:!

[MG]

Funniest part ... the 'Playas' dont know that they are actually getting played themselves :D

:D

You cant play the playa!


i think a "playa" came up with that one:wacko:

[smile_2008]

never mind get married and get experience

[Metroid]

i dont know how to host imags

[muslimma]

omg those are hilarious........................:hidban::hidban:: p

:rotfl:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:wacko: You cant play the playa!
i hope you dont think you're some sort of "playa" :rolleyes:

[MalikOne™]

i hope you dont think you're some sort of "playa" :rolleyes:

playas are nuthin, anybody can spit game. But playas are only lookin for one ting and it aint marriage lol

[Khuram_2k?]

how many playas do we have here?

[Dain Bramaged]

i hope you dont think you're some sort of "playa" :rolleyes:

U know the kind of ppl i stay with...their not ladies men :coolbro:

[Abu Mus'ab]

U know the kind of ppl i stay with...their not ladies men :coolbro:
Ah so you hang out with mens men? a.k.a. gays

[Joha]

Ah so you hang out with mens men? a.k.a. gays

What is it with you and gays?

[₪7HUG L1F3₪]

playas are nuthin, anybody can spit game. But playas are only lookin for one ting and it aint marriage lol

Naa man, nebody cnt spit gme, u either hve it or u dnt

[Abu Mus'ab]

What is it with you and gays?
I rarely find men in todays world, so many so called "men" are actually gays.

[Joha]

I rarely find men in todays world, so many so called "men" are actually gays.

wow, you must be living in a pretty dodgy place, where I am, I've come across a grand total of two. In my life. It's not as common as some would have you believe.

[Ibn Sina]

I rarely find men in todays world, so many so called "men" are actually gays.

:rotfl: I wonder why! :rofl1::rotfl::rofl1:

:outta:

[ana_mujahid]

:rotfl:

lol did u make this?

[Dain Bramaged]

i hope you dont think you're some sort of "playa" :rolleyes:

Only a religious one :rolleyes: :coolbro:

[Treasured Soul]

:wacko: You cant play the playa!

Exactly why u can :D

i think a "playa" came up with that one:wacko:

:D